External Link/Members OnlyLocation:•Approx. 10 mins from Regents Park Station
•Building work going on nearby so lots of builders but otherwise relatively discreet
Room:•Decent size room, with bed
•Bathroom seemed clean
•Shower was really bad, no hot water working in the shower
Looks:•Doesn't really resemble the photos that much as had a very moody face and not as rounded
•Hair looks a lot thinner
•Big fake breasts which you can't touch unless £50 extra
•Good body
•No make up
•No way as elegant looking as the photos
•Looked Eastern European to me but I can't be certain
Positives:•None
Neutral:•Basic massage with hands provided
•Did perform average HR, more likely to find a way to get it over than trying to make it enjoyable
Negatives:•Seemed modestly pleasant in a a fake way before the paperwork changed hands, then it was cold dead face from her
•Massage started 15-20mins into the booking
•Took 5 minutes to put away the paperwork
•Told to wait for the hot water to come on for the shower which never did - more time wasting
•Trying to get her music to play on her phone for a minute
•Playing certain distasteful music in the lyrics - can't be certain it was done on purpose
•Took a few minutes as she had to get oil
•Was told touching is extra cost
•She also tried to promote a shared shower which was extra when there was no hot water - probably have to wait more time for that to potentially work
•Seems like there was someone else in the place
•Lifeless demeanour
•No proper body to body provided, just very light touches with her nipples
•Not sure how she showers between clients with the cold water unless another room has an en-suite. But lack off body to body means she only needs to wash her hands and a quick wipe down
•Was told the shower at the end needed to be quick but funny she didn't mention that for the initial shower
•No small talk and was like being with a robotic human, somewhat terrifying
•Nothing sensual or erotic about the meeting
•Rushing me after the HR was done due another client
•Probabaly a few more bad points but can't remember
Conclusion:Avoid due to time wasting on purpose. Only got 30mins or so out of 1hr for a lacklustre massage. Waste of £200/ph as one of the worst experiences I have had. I expected something more resembling the photos and demeanour in the video on the site but I got the total opposite.
