External Link/Members Only1 hour massage in late 2024. I had sent WhatsApp messages to this number a few times but the masseuse - think she is called Teia - had been busy or not working that day, so this time I made a firm appointment for early afternoon on the next day. Teia works in a multi-office building near Barbican. There seem to be lots of small health-related business operating in the same building - on the door you see listings for therapists, fitness classes, etc. So despite being busy it's discreet. Teia buzzed me in and met me in the hallway.
She looks broadly like the photos, but they are flattering. She's a nice looking Eastern European brunette, short and in her 30s. She looked great in black leggings and a black lycra top. The room was small but comfortable. She left as I got undressed and came back in a minute later. There were a few questions about the massage, any injuries etc. She then gave me an absolutely fantastic massage. She is clearly well trained and this was a high quality sports massage. She asked me to turn over after about 40 minutes. At this point I figured it was a legitimate massage (despite the ad on ILM). I was naked under the towel but there there hadn't been any hint that anything sexual was on offer. But no sooner had I turned over than she asked if I wanted hand relief. I said yes and she quoted £60. She then gave me a long, slow, sensual handjob - just as good as the rest of the massage. One negative: I would normally put my hand on the masseuse's body during the handjob but I think Teia was deliberately positioned so that this was hard to do. She was standing to my side, near/above my elbow and leaning forward. I texted her afterwards asking if there were any other services available and she politely said no.
An expensive but very high quality massage.
