This happened about 5 months ago I am just catching up on a few reviews I have not completed.
External Link/Members OnlyCost 80 for half an hour
Requests none
Communication - 8
All comma done via text. Replied fairly quickly but this was for an advance booking (about a week before the meet)
Location - 7
The meet happened in a terrace house that may be the SP’s mums (this is what she implied). I was aware of previous reports of holes in the ceiling and untidiness but this place was ok. The deed took place in a bedroom upstairs which had a double bed. There was plenty of parking and the meet took place in about 7pm.
Appearance - 7
It is the girl in the pictures and she has been described accurately previously.
Environment - 5
She is chatty and this could be because she is nervous, just has a lot too say or it helps her pass the time. However you have to keep reminding or directing her to get things going and moving along.
Service - 1
She has zero sex appeal, and doesn’t know how to be sexy. Imagine a pretty girl invites you over to hers, she opens the door to you wearing sexy lingerie and guides upstairs to the bedroom. Your thinking game on!! Then she gets on the bed and starts picking her nose and cutting her toenails whilst chatting about mundane stuff. To get to the sexy stuff you have to remind her to put the toe nail clippers away and to stop picking her nose and to wash her hands.
I read all the other reports before seeing her and knew what to expect I fully went into the punt knowing I would have to guide her through everything it was just even worse than I imagined it would be.
Got on the bed and she started chatting about getting a cat or dog, so to move things on I started playing with her breasts. Most people would take this as an indication to maybe start getting into things, take off their bra touch the other person. She needed to be directed to do this.
Then during giving we blow after 2 minutes she complained of getting leg cramps and said this always happens and she would be ok in a couple of minutes. This meant more mundane talking and no touching or sexy chat, a striptease. Just sitting on the bed talking about TV programs it felt like a weird date. I told her to wank me off whilst she recovered from cramp. When she finally recovered I put her in doggy and then missionary and thought about be else where and finally filled the bag.
Overall - 3
She got cramp in her jaw whilst giving me oral cramp in her leg before we had sex.
I fancied someone younger than I would normally see and it was between her and curvy English rose unfortunately she didn’t reply to any texts. I should of just waited a bit since I did manage to meet Curvy English Rose about 2 weeks later.
I read the previous reviews and thought I had a game plan to deal with the issues others had experienced but no it was even worse.
Return - Never
