Author Topic: lanabloom - Earl's Court  (Read 1446 times)


4 review(s) for lanabloom (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Online koshkaj

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Price paid: £200 for 1 hour. This was during the phase where the agency had hiked up prices so OWO would have been an extra 20, so decided against it. I believe it has now dropped to 180ph so owo would be 200.
Services: OW, Sex (protected)
When: New Year's Eve. She has since moved to Marylebone

COMMS
Generally good with this agency. I have a good rapport with the receptionist, we usually have some banter. Contacted to see if they had anyone available and they suggested Lana with some reasonable pics so I took the booking.

The Venue
Same place that Alice V used to work out of. Bit run down, next to the row of hotels, basement flat. Tiny shower/toilet combo. Room smelt of weed. Lana apologised for this, saying she was not expecting any customers and I had been sprung on her with short notice on her first night in the UK. Bed was a good height, but a bit too soft. I think at this time Alice was using the other room but was not working.

The Girl
Lana looked like most of her photos but not as polished. There is a video available on VS. She had some fluffy white slippers and a black negligee thing on. Natural B cups i think, pink nips. Slimmer than i would like. Milky white skin. Just the one tattto i recall that can be seen in her pics. Freedom or something like that. To be fair to her, she didn't have anytime to prepare.

The Punt
Came in, Lana was sweet and friendly as we wished each other a happy new year. Fun tokens paid, asked for a shower. She couldn't find a clean towel, so tried to call someone (i assume Alice as i heard the phone ringing), but it went unanswered so so offered me her own, saying she had not used it. Gave it a sniff and it seemed clean and dry and went ahead. There was no shower gel, but luckily found some soap. Returned and Lana was on her phone. Put it to one side and asked me what i wamted. Told her i'm pretty chill, happy to go with the flow. Went in for a kiss and she turned her head. I complained and she apologised and said her lips were sore from the cold weather. On further inspection, they did look a bit inflamed and she had just arrived so i took her at her word. She assured me that under usual circumstances she would kiss and would the next time. :unknown:

Felt her up a bit and she rubbed little KK who was in a semi state. Slipped the rubber on and OW commenced. i don't really feel much, so can't say much about technique, but it was good enough to get me erect. Asked her to give me access to her body as it was away from me so she put her arse in my face. I gently moved the panties aside but as soon as she felt my tongue she moved away and said no. RO was only reserved for her regulars she told me. i thought this was bullshit, especially as it was her first night, but i had not confirmed with agency so let it go. She then started telling me how she had many regulars in Brasil who she sees all the time so it is like she is in a relationship with them so she feels comfortable giving them RO. More crap imo :dash: Told her to get on with the sex. She mounted me in CG and gave me a good riding. She has quite a lot of energy. Pulled her down and thrust away from below. She bit my shoulder and moaned away. She seemed very into the sex. She said she wanted to switch so put her in mish. Kissing was off the menu, so gave her a good seeing to, no complaints from her. She seemed to get more into it the longer i carried on. Pussy was quite grippy with plenty of contractions. Not sure if i got her off though. She seemed a bit tired so asked if she needed a break, she said no. Swung her legs over to the side and fucked her some more. She asked me if i was going to cum, i said no. she asked why and i told her i needed some more engagement for that like kissing. she then offered DFK, but i refused telling her if her lips are sore, it was fine. She then tapped out and asked for a break. i asked her if i could just slow things down and give her some gentle soft strokes while she was resting  rather than stop and she agreed. after a minute or two of her "resting" she starting to grind her arse on me and grabbed my hips to pull me into her. i laughed and told her she was supposed to be resting :lol: she told me she had enough rest and wanted more cock. Yes, ma'am. I matched her rhythm and speeded up the fucking while she moaned the place down and told me not to stop. I was impressed with her willingness to keep fucking. She asked for doggy and i obliged. Gave her some measured decent strokes, while she grabbed my hands. Held her by the shoulders and impaled her with no issues. She dropped into prone and we continued. Then back up when she tapped out for real. We must have been about 50 mins in, so i withdrew. Didn't feel like a HJ, so she just cleaned we up and we chatted for a bit.

Lana referenced this forum (but not by name) and asked me to leave her a positive review. i feigned ignorance and asked her how she knew about any forums if she had just got here and she told me the agency told her. she asked me again if i could leave her a positive review as she needed help to build up a client base. i claimed ignorance of any forum and said the only reviewing i knew of was AW feedback and she left things at that.

Recommend? Yes, Lana is a good SP and seems really into the sex. if she turns out to be a decent kisser and drops this 'regular only' RO guff she gave me, can only improve. She really enjoyed being fucked and is an active participant in all positions. Unfortunately, it's impossible not to compare her with the shining examples of Vic Torres and Alice V who were from the same agency and she is not on their level, but a decent option nonetheless.

May well revisit at some point to see if FK and RO are on the menu this time. Would advise any of you to confirm these services in advance with the receptionist and again in the room with Lana.

Offline patelprat

thanks for another review of her.

i'm tempted but i absolutely need DFK and RO.

will make a point in the comms...none of the regulars-only bullshit.
I'd only be a regular if I got those, so it's catch 22 lol

« Last Edit: March 09, 2026, 10:59:06 pm by patelprat »

Online koshkaj

no worries.

i had to cut her some slack as it was her first night, but at any other time would have complained to the agency. i took her at her word, but another recent review mentions she only offered lfk and is a bit of a kiss dodger.

i also asked her how does she expect to make regulars if she does not offer punters what they want, but she just gave me a blank stare which confirmed to me that it was bollocks.

Offline ss100

I got the feeling she likes a good fucking. Enjoyed her enthusiasm riding me cow girl also.

Online koshkaj

AW profile is down.

VS + Kommons still available