Sexy-Ashley - Paddington, London

[hamchang]

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Cost - 30 Mins for £100
Service - FK, OWO, Reverse, covered sex
Girl- pictures 4 years out of date, and she's a couple of sizes bigger from the pictures.
Meet happened - June 2024

I don't punt much anymore these days to be honest. I decided a while back to stick to a certain criteria for punting being
1 - No tattoos.
2 - No piercings (ears ok)
3 - Must have face pictures and not too highly photoshopped
4 - Agree to all in price with no surprises. Bored of stopping the action to fish out a tenner.
5 - no deposit or messing around.

Clearly this limits my opportunities, but was in London with work in Paddington and had a spare few hours in the evening. Started trawling the AW and VS for a cum recipient and made an arrangement with a Thai. Shower, and popped a Vit V, and just as I was waiting for an Uber got the shit house message from the guy managing the phone saying "Just started period" so it was very shit timing. I can't recall as it was a new one on AW, and by the time I got back to the room the profile was gone! Tried offering me other girls but I don't reward pimps who do this. Pretty sure from the substitutes it was the miss69london.com pimp though.

So back in the room and needed to find a new girl quickly, and Ashley was close and responded quickly. Took a walk down the road to Park West Place where she was buried in one of the hundreds of tiny apartments there. 10 min wait as I was early and up I went.

Room - £1000 a week gets you fuck all in Paddington it seems. Short term rentals apparently. Bed with a kitchen unit at the end of it and all her suitcases knocking about.
She is chubby. She has spent 3 or 4 years in Romanian having left in the Covid era pretty much eating Malai and studying. I know this because this was at best a weird punt. She has just returned and I was one of her first clients since her return. She had been in London studying and racking up debt for a couple of years before that, and is back to complete her studies. Yes, I learnt a lot about her in the hour I was there as the for 30 mins was basically talking with her playing with her titties as she was clearly in a life funk crossroad and wanted to talk to someone about it. I was that person and I had nothing better to do.

After about 30 mins I moved my hand lower to start playing with her pussy, which reminded her what I was there for.  She went down for some exceptionally good OWO, which in interspersed with going down on her. Pussy was nice and clean and juiced up nicely. Condom on and fucked her in a couple of positions before cumming in her wet snatch. Wipe, dress and off I went.

Positives - She is a very nice girl to spend time with. Not sure if a few months on the treadmill will have dampened her but she's been on the game for most of her adult life so not sure it will have. Her BJ is very good indeed.
Neutrals - Her body was a let down really and at least at that time was not as tight as in her pictures which seem to be from her pre covid agency days.

In general I am inclined to give a positive because if I am in town again I would see her again for that mouth.

[Mr Garmin]

'no tattoos'

Christ, you want the moon on a stick

If you were completely proscriptive about your checklist you wouldn't see anybody.

I have criteria but have to compromise sometimes

[Ceejiq]

Thanks for the review! Is it definitely the same girl as the photos? She's a total knockout in her pics on AW, and no tattoos is a big plus for me too.

[Marvelous]

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Still using same photoshopped pics from overr 3 years ago
 And still providing same crap service.

Looks like Diva to me

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[hamchang]

Thanks for the review! Is it definitely the same girl as the photos? She's a total knockout in her pics on AW, and no tattoos is a big plus for me too.

It is definitely her. The pictures are old though and as stated she has put on some weight.

[hamchang]

'no tattoos'

Christ, you want the moon on a stick

If you were completely proscriptive about your checklist you wouldn't see anybody.

I have criteria but have to compromise sometimes

At the end of the day matey I am the customer and I don't like tattoos. Of course I've split the whiskers of lots of girls of who had tatts but its just not my thing

[Heph]

'no tattoos'

Christ, you want the moon on a stick

If you were completely proscriptive about your checklist you wouldn't see anybody.

I have criteria but have to compromise sometimes

That doesn't strike me as an unreasonable shortlist; and it resembles my own

With few exceptions, I'll actively swerve those with prominent tattoos - they uglify the body and are pretty reliable indicators, to me at any rate, of varying degrees of brain-rot. The only better 'avoid' signal is blue/green/scarlet hair and face piercings.

[Mr Garmin]

On the face of it, yes but I was pointing out that 'no tattoos' excludes 90% of all girls straight off the bat.

While I also don't like them, very small, discreet, tasteful ones can be quite sexy.  A sort of nod to inner naughtiness.

Why anybody thinks that literally looking a burns victim is attractive beats me.

However fashion and heard mentality has always been hard to explain.   

[magnetico]

It's risky to chat for 30min when having a 30min booking,
you could have just been kicked out after the 30min?

[hamchang]

It's risky to chat for 30min when having a 30min booking,
you could have just been kicked out after the 30min?

Indeed - however it's not my first rodeo and can tell the difference between deliberate time wasting and someone just needing to talk. On one occasion a decade ago I had a 30 minute booking turn into nearly two hours simply letting the girl talk because they actually needed to so I'm willing to roll the dice.