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Offline horsa

I've been reading more and more reviews about how some wg's can't take big dicks and that it hurts them..

Has anyone ever had a civvie complain that it's too big?

Offline mr.bluesky

Yeah, I have this problem all the time  :rolleyes:

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I've been reading more and more reviews about how some wg's can't take big dicks and that it hurts them..

Has anyone ever had a civvie complain that it's too big?

I'm just checking.........you do know that WGs and civvies are both women, right?

I'm going to put my neck out here and suggest,  it's only a suggestion of course,  but my suggestion is this....

It will entirely depend on the individual woman regardless of her job  :thumbsup:

I'd also say it's more likely if you punt on a regular basis that you will come across a woman who is uncomfortable with a big dick.

Be that the man or the appendage  :rolleyes: :lol:

Offline Fac51

I'm just checking.........you do know that WGs and civvies are both women, right?

I'm going to put my neck out here and suggest,  it's only a suggestion of course,  but my suggestion is this....

It will entirely depend on the individual woman regardless of her job  :thumbsup:

I'd also say it's more likely if you punt on a regular basis that you will come across a woman who is uncomfortable with a big dick.

Be that the man or the appendage  :rolleyes: :lol:

Have to say, great post  :thumbsup:

BTW, as I'm average at best, I never get refused  :dance:

Offline shed

Have to say, great post  :thumbsup:

BTW, as I'm average at best, I never get refused  :dance:




How big is average? Just asking  :hi:

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Offline Thaller

Hopefully 4 inches.

Reminded me of that joke -

I want your 8 inches and I want it to hurt!

How about I fuck you twice and punch you in the face?

 :lol:

Offline Stevelondon

It’s why I always book very small women  :D

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So is this question about punting?  If you are asking about sex with non-escorts then it is off topic.

Also, this is a troll-like question.  You are wanting all the guys with big dicks (in their own mind) to brag about it? As if.

Offline Moby Dick

Have you considered that Civvies, women wanting to have sex with you because they like you will get naturally moist and get a wide on, whilst WGs who are being paid to like you may struggle unless it has been stretched by the previous punter.

Either way entry could be tighter than a gnats chuff if you are an ugly fucker.  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: June 04, 2024, 12:27:50 am by Moby Dick »

Offline myothernameis

I have an average size dick, and have no problems with the escorts taking my average size dick.  But every time I see a Chinese Female in a massage parlor, I always get told, I have a big cock  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline myothernameis

I've been reading more and more reviews about how some wg's can't take big dicks and that it hurts them.

Will the op tells us how small or big his cock is, and his experience with working girls, when it comes to sex

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men talking about their penis size is as accurate as WGs telling us their age

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I'm average, some WGs claim I'm big & add exxtra lube which ruins the sensation, then i dont feel anything.

Civvies have never said anything about size
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Will the op tells us how small or big his cock is

He is hung like a horsa ...... I'll get my coat.

Offline Thephoenix

' Penis size issues with civvies?'

There was that time back in '94 with Tarquin, but I'd just recommend using plenty of lube and you should be fine. :rolleyes:

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' Penis size issues with civvies?'

i think i have this issue. they keep asking "is it in yet?" !!

Offline Stevelondon

i think i have this issue. they keep asking "is it in yet?" !!

 :D
As the fat lady said to the fat man
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Offline Colston36

I've been reading more and more reviews about how some wg's can't take big dicks and that it hurts them..

Has anyone ever had a civvie complain that it's too big?

Civvies? Whose army are you in?

Offline simon07

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Pussy sung live by Rammstein with a big dick on stage - Too big, too small does’t matter - one size fits all.


Lyrics:
Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit
Just a little bitch
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Too short, too tall
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little bit
Be my little bitch
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Germany
Germany
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick, quick, quick
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
« Last Edit: June 04, 2024, 04:27:26 pm by simon07 »

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Will the op tells us how small or big his cock is, and his experience with working girls, when it comes to sex

The OP has logged in today, but he's gone all shy. He doesn't want to tell us how big a dick he is he has.

Offline myothernameis

Civvies? Whose army are you in?

Have you seem the size of his tank, a very small tank  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline shagmore

Its like the old joke

I can make my dick 6" big

How do you do that

Fold it in half

Offline rocket88

Its like the old joke

I can make my dick 6" big

How do you do that

Fold it in half






I've got 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule.


« Last Edit: June 04, 2024, 06:10:32 pm by rocket88 »

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I have an average size dick, and have no problems with the escorts taking my average size dick.  But every time I see a Chinese Female in a massage parlor, I always get told, I have a big cock  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I think you might find its big kok  ;)

Mamasan Lisa at Bookham R&T [which i used to frequent] mentioned that new masseuses arriving straight off Air China would be [pleasantly] surprised at the size of british blokes knobs
& that back home if they worked as a masseuse they would be mostly used to teenie weenie knobs
[clearly a waste of time the chinese driving demand for rhinos to be slaughtered for their horns for medicinal erectile purposes  :rolleyes: :dash:]

Chinese & thai massage burds usually have small hands [with thai burds if they dont have small hands the alarm bells should start ringing  :lol:]
Two handers feasible  :yahoo:

My take on it is that FS SPs can be reluctant with punters hung like rogue donkeys
Whereas with massage only burds its entirely different, its like they have something to work with


Offline webpunter

The OP has logged in today, but he's gone all shy. He doesn't want to tell us how big a dick he is he has.

IMO the thread is a freudian slip, sharing a concern of his
Me thinks he might have been reading saafe - "Dealing with a Micropenis"  Extract below

"I do feel bad for these guys, imagine going through life with genitals that are practically useless
It's a nightmare for them and a nightmare for us!
I really don't know what the answer is"

"This, I feel sorry for them but most of them have really bad attitude and are horribly behaved
Especially if the micropenis is accompanied obesity then you have yourself a walking nightmare
Trust me I know, I’ve dealt with one"


So from an SPs perspective too small can be worse than too big

OP, best of luck & we are here to help


Offline PLeisure

IMO the thread is a freudian slip, sharing a concern of his
Me thinks he might have been reading saafe - "Dealing with a Micropenis"  Extract below

"I do feel bad for these guys, imagine going through life with genitals that are practically useless
It's a nightmare for them and a nightmare for us!
I really don't know what the answer is"

"This, I feel sorry for them but most of them have really bad attitude and are horribly behaved
Especially if the micropenis is accompanied obesity then you have yourself a walking nightmare
Trust me I know, I’ve dealt with one"


So from an SPs perspective too small can be worse than too big

OP, best of luck & we are here to help

OP, is this familiar to you... a daily reality, maybe  :sarcastic: :thumbsup: :unknown:

Offline mr.bluesky

I have an average size dick, and have no problems with the escorts taking my average size dick.  But every time I see a Chinese Female in a massage parlor, I always get told, I have a big cock  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

That's because they tend to have small hands so all cocks look big to them  :D
That's why I go to Chinese rub and tug places  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: June 04, 2024, 08:10:57 pm by mr.bluesky »

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men talking about their penis size is as accurate as WGs telling us their age

Except men exaggerate less  :lol: :lol:

Offline boardyhell

roy chubby brown used to call god a  c@@t and say all I ever asked him for was a twelve inch prick instead the c@@t gave me this enormous thing

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How big is average? Just asking  :hi:

6 inches floppy, 8 inches erect  or is it cms  :unknown:

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Offline gbpunting

Is there some lady official who is responsible for helping to ensure the measurements are taken correctly?  It looks like Ecuador are using Liz Hurley while the UK has Nora Batty as our fluffer.

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Offline m4rmite

I asked my wife if i had a massive dick.

She said what on earth gave you that idea?

I said well it doesn't seem to fit in your fanny or mouth when i ask.

No more discussions on size since then. :hi:

Offline akauya

A tip for the guys bothered about the size of their dicks.

Stop measuring your dick in inches... that invariably gives you a single digit size. Pros measure their dicks in centimetres, even a measly 5 incher gives you a 12cm long dick. See! Double digits!   

You're welcome! :lol:


Offline DastardlyDick

.Has anyone ever had a civvie complain that it's too big?
Only in my dreams!  :lol:

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I did have a girl once warn me that she had a weak heart.

I told her to lie on her side and I'd try to miss it  ;)

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I've been reading more and more reviews about how some wg's can't take big dicks and that it hurts them..

Has anyone ever had a civvie complain that it's too big?
The issue isn't the size but how long you have sex for. 30 minutes of constant sex is going to hurt more than 30 seconds.

Ultimately if the woman doesn't enjoy it she will make excuses we've all heard them. More to the point it doesn't matter if it hurts as long as she enjoys it.

Joke: I had a one night stand and stripped off in front of a woman.
She said " who are you going to pleasure with that little thing"
I replied "myself"

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How big is average? Just asking  :hi:

Probably the most reliable info on penis size: External Link/Members Only.
Average length erect = 13.12cm, average circumference erect = 11.66cm

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This is the same scientific study in a more accessible format. It has an interactive nomogram of penis, so for example, it shows 95% of erect penis are 15.7cm or less in length;



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This is the same scientific study in a more accessible format. It has an interactive nomogram of penis, so for example, it shows 95% of erect penis are 15.7cm or less in length;

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Goes to find micrometer

Offline berksboy

Probably the most reliable info on penis size: External Link/Members Only.
Average length erect = 13.12cm, average circumference erect = 11.66cm

Any research that makes me above average is good with me.