External Link/Members OnlyMassage took place around 5 months ago or so. Dropped a message on the Sunday morning to request a 30 minutes massage and two finishes and was quoted £80, happy with that, considering this profile was mostly positive at the time. Although we all knew it was B&S and not the girl in the picture.
Postcode given and arrive on time, well located flat and on a main road so to speak in Gateshead but it felt natural due to the traffic.
Let in, it was a lady in her letter 30s or early 40s, facially not for me, but I was here for pleasure so led into the room and asked for the monies and handed over. This is where it gets a bit of a mood killer, clearly English isn't her thing and when I mentioned two happy endings she starts to speak in her language and send voice notes to someone, clearly disgruntled or didn't know about it, which is more likely the case.
After 5 minutes and what felt like an entirety, I hand the cash over and get to work stripping and lying on the table. Massage was not too bad, I have bad shoulders so she concentrated a bit more firm in that area to begin with and within 5 minutes we had my first ending - very over the top with the fake moaning and "cum for me baby"...
She couldn't believe the amount that came out and was saying things in Chinese, miraculously I only just avoided it on my face..
Second ending was towards the end, with plenty of teasing throughout to keep little chap aroused.
I'm happy with the massage but the woman wasn't facially attractive and the experience at the start changed it from positive to a neutral.
