My first review so cut me some slack if my review doesn't fit the normal ways of writing. I'm not a new punter and have been punting for a few years now. Joined ukpunting a few months ago and will review my findings soon for the positives but this forum is solely based on the passing on Information and couldn't see someone else catch an L here so fast tracked this one. TOFTT as the second reviewer.
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£200 for 1hr, early afternoon on the 20th August at her flat in waterloo (Incall).
Appearance: Looks the same as her pictures on adultwork. Size 14 + category, huge natural tits and a relatively big ass (no shape however). My observation matches that she looks 23 yrs old which is the age stated on her account.
Comms:
Relatively easy to get a hold of her. Texted her in the morning and arranged for a booking in the Afternoon. Comms is in a flat that are not too far from Waterloo Station ~10 min walk.
When entering her apartment I was in shock by how dirty it was. Recent review mentioned it was dirty but I never thought it would be this bad. The hallway was a mess, all sorts of dirt was on the floor. Normally I would of walked but she was friendly so I entered the room. This is where it got even worse.
Now her room composes of a Sofa and a bed. Again, dirt all over the floor and heavy built dust everywhere, dirt on the bed and dirt on the sofa. I spotted a few bugs in her Couch. Weed spliffs all over the floor aswell.
Could easily fit into an episode in "Dirty Home Rescue".
Action time:
Cash handed over and the booking began. Asks if she can smoke weed which I reply is fine and then we spent a fews mins getting to know each other. I felt unease the entire time sitting on god knows when she last cleaned her couch and the bugs lurking that I saw earlier. Still feel the itches now on my ass 🤣
She now goes on her knees and gives me a blowjob on the couch. The blowjob was decent and she goes deep which is a positive. She’s submissive and lets you pretty much push the back of her head. This went on for 5 mins, then we moved onto the bed.
Besides her bed she has an ash tray with spliffs. But below her table there is a white powder on the floor. Out of curiosity I asked her what it is and she replied she takes cocaine here and there. Some spilled from last night. Massive red flag 🚩
The bed again was dirty and the sheets + pillow had some yellow residue. Probably hasn’t changed sheets or cleaned her pillow in a good 3 years or more. Anyways I trotted on and asked her to get in doggy. Since I’m not laying in the filth and picking up god knows what sort of rashes.
Ass up and face down. She has a big ass, fucked her hard in doggy. Was slipping due to the dirty + dusty floor so put my shoes and went at it again. She’s responsive and can take a pounding. Here is where I just wanted to wrap up the booking and take the loss. I started to smell a strong fishy whiff smell from her pussy. It was pretty much unavoidable. But as the gentleman I am: I never mention it and just ask for her to finalise the booking. Face fucked her for 10 mins and finally came in her mouth. She swallowed it and went back to smoking in that dumpster of a room.
Asked for towels to have a shower to rid myself off the dirty that has been in contact with my skin. She gives me a towel and it had blood stains, only realised when I was in the toilet. The bathtub/shower as well had dried piss on the material that I would be standing on if I was to take a shower. Said no thanks in my head and used the sink to quick wash then leave. Decided to just have a shower when I get home.
After a good 3 showers to rid myself of the bugs I can now commence to closing this off.
Positives:
Submissive and tries to make an effort to please you, Good OWO and DT skills. Decent face and looks young facially.
Negative:
Dirty room that is unbearable, heavy weed smell in the room, Lack of Personal hygiene (fishy whiff from vagina).
For £200 you can find much better. Clean accommodation and a good looking girl. This one is a real let down and will never visit again, 3/10.
