External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyComms: Booked over texts, no Whatsapp option, quick response, it was not the WG, definitely a maid. I also had to call a couple of times to find the flat as directions were poor.
Location: The punt took place in Guildford but WG is based mainly in London, which is where she is at the time of this post.
Price: £150 for 1 hour
Services: OW, Protected sex, massage
The WG: Young, dark skin, boobs - which reminded me of Marty Feldman's eyes, clean and shaved down below, red wig, 5'10"ish, dominant / aggressive / top - not GFE, not good English - very different to the maid on text and calls.
The Punt: After the usual hiding behind the door introduction into the flat I was not disappointed by my first impression. The long flowing red wig and see through negligee filled me with optimism.
However, having agreed on text that DFK (and cum) would be included in the price, on arrival it was clear that Divana had not been party to any agreement on the DFK front and gave me a look of disgust that I should even suggest kissing, which immediately put me off pursuing what, for me, is a key part of the enjoyment.
Following the payment she went round to the other side of the room to stash the cash and do something on her phone. Having undressed myself, rather than continue to stand around naked, I went over to the other side of the room where she was continuing to do something on her phone. She said something aggressive, gave me a disparaging look and manhandled me back to the other side of the room.
I gave her a WTF look at which point she seemed to back-off and even forced a smile then gestured something that I understood to mean that there was more space on this side of the room.
This is the point at which I seriously contemplated walking but having paid, decided to try and make the most of it and at least get a massage.
She agreed to a massage, which, in reality, involved a brief interlude of weird back of the hand type stroking, in irrelevant places across my back, for less than 5 minutes, then turned me over, put a bag over my cock and began to suck. After a brief and feeble attempt she asked me if I wanted to suck her, when I nodded approvingly, she thrust it uncovered into my mouth.
It was a good size, around 6.5" and properly hard so, given I like providing oral, this was an enjoyable experience. Having read a review of Divana and Martha, I wanted her to deep throat me but this was not something she obliged me with.
I asked her to fuck me, which she did oblige me with, fully covered and, disconcertingly, while looking at her phone. After a few minutes of this, she started to moan loudly, I asked her to cum in my mouth as we had agreed on text. She brusquely and disparagingly told me that was not happening unless I wanted to pay an extra £50.
The two key requests I had made when setting up the punt had been refused so I was done. I closed my eyes, thought of someone else and came.
I cleaned myself up, wasn't offered a shower or even a drink of water, dressed and left as quickly as humanly possible.
I was assured that kissing and cum would be included in the price we agreed, I would not have chosen this punt if these had not been agreed.
I came away regretting this punt, there are plenty of better value punts out there.
