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Face: 6.5-7/10
Body: 9/10
Attitude: 4/10
Service: 4/10
Towel: Hotel fresh
Price: £40 15 min Incall
Recommend: Depends if you want a hottie to PD
Vocab: Poor english
Ethnicity: Brazilian
Intel: Here in the UK for not that long (unsure)
Return: Probably
Background
After my civvie partner ended things between us (hence the lack of reviews apologies!), I went on the hunt for a true affordable hottie to get my mind over things! I first saw Malu in North finchely and then in hendon. First seeing her in North finchley i think it was one of her first weeks here, so the service was marginally better, but later on in Hendon it deteriorated fast.
Comms
Typical maid type comms, comes with a list of options, and makes you wait for a few minutes outside said place which can be irritating.
Location
Already mentioned
Service Provider
Now for her looks, from previous reviews you may say I'm inclined to skinny type gym toned women, and jesus did Malu fit the bill with an insane, and I saw insane arse. You can't really tell on the photos but in real life, on her skinny frame it looks ridiculously good, its plump, large and just perfect in doggy. As soon as I saw her, my little brain took over. She has a little acne on her face, and her face isn't something truly special but with her body it works. Her assets are silicon unfortunately but it looks very much like a pornstar package.
The Service
Pretty awful, bad OW, didn't try and restrict penetration but hurried me to finish fast (wasn't that hard). If you are going you are going for her looks.
Conclusion
If you want a brain dead, shitty service 10/10 super good looking honey, go to her.
Positives
- Good looks (amongst the hottest I've punted)
- Price
Negatives
- Attitude
Return? This is essentially an expensive wank, so probably.
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