Author Topic: Niuyen - Chinese B2B @ Elements, Earls Court  (Read 1269 times)

Offline Classicenchanting

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Niuyen is a very kind and eager-to-please Chinese lady, perhaps in her 40s, no younger. She had on a low-cut shirt with skirt above the knee, which was flattering for her (stocky) figure. Definitely not the uniform of massage therapists in legit shops. I walked in one afternoon recently and she said massage is £50 for an hour.

Quite decent medium-strength massage with a bit of stretching; she made alright conversation with her limited English. She was very friendly, complimenting me overly, and was energetic given she's not a particularly youthful lady. Either I caught her on a good afternoon and she was comfortable with me, or she's always like this.

There was no towel or blanket handy to cover myself so it was quite obvious where things were headed. CC swipes etc. On the flip, she became increasingly playful and offered HE or B2B. She clearly was inclined towards the latter and asked how much I wanted to pay. I replied/teased that it's her job, so she has to name her price. She said it's up to me, but for B2B I can pay either 60 or 80.

I accepted, so she stripped all the way down. She's not particularly shapely anywhere, but has fun nipples and soft, pale skin. She kissed me on the lips a couple times, and I explored her figure manually while her hands went to work. She didn't seem to shy away from my approaches towards between her legs, but I didn't venture any farther than her pussy lips with my hand.

We went overtime to the tune of 20 extra minutes (I guess no manager onsite to keep things timely); while she did glance at the clock a few times, she never rushed me, and actually paused the handjob action a couple times and played around with my nipples, legs, etc., delaying orgasm pleasantly.

I paid her £70 for the festivity so total was £120. Given the extra time and generally above-average quality of service, I'd say this was good VFM in zone 1 nowadays, for what it was. I showered and dressed; she kissed me again on the lips and saw me out.

Negatives:
-This isn't the cleanest shop.  I saw a few oily footprints on the wood floor, the massage table is old and there wasn't enough paper-towel coverage between me and the bedsheet/pillow for me to feel sanitary. It smelled slightly of damp. The shower had some unsightly grime in the corners. I assume this is partly because they seem rather understaffed and it's a fairly large shop with a number of rooms both at ground level and downstairs. I'm sure Niuyen could offer more towels/tissues/etc on request.

-Given the flirty therapist outfit and the risqué wall art in the hallway, there's not much plausible deniability. I'm pretty sure it's one of the businesses that was outed by the council / papers a few years back for being a sex shop. Well, I guess they managed to remain open somehow. Maybe new management? I don't know.

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Niuyen said her visa expires at the end of the year and she doesn't plan to return to the UK afterward.

I will probably come back to this shop if I'm in the area again, though I'd like to try my luck with finding a more physically attractive therapist, because I'm a shallow bastard and I like trying new things.  :hi:

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We went overtime to the tune of 20 extra minutes (I guess no manager onsite to keep things timely); while she did glance at the clock a few times, she never rushed me, and actually paused the handjob action a couple times and played around with my nipples, legs, etc., delaying orgasm pleasantly.


There never is a manager on site and that's the beauty of Elements and Moon Flower 25a Earls Court Gardens.  ;)

By the way the ladies change some times once a week or bi weekly depending on if they have prior commitments with other parlours elsewhere.


Offline Dax

Thanks   :yahoo: for the review. I love Chinese MILFS.
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I like your style!  :D
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Offline nickcrowne666

Thanks for the review. I used to go to this place frequently and see many European masseusses. There was a blonde one that was the best sensual massage experience I’ve ever had for an amazing price.

Are they all Chinese therapists there now or are there still European ones?

Offline stonebow1

Thanks for the review. I used to go to this place frequently and see many European masseusses. There was a blonde one that was the best sensual massage experience I’ve ever had for an amazing price.

Are they all Chinese therapists there now or are there still European ones?

If you're talking the pre-COVID era when they had a bustling rota of gorgeous EE girls then those days are gone.

There are still European massueses but the quality has sadly nosedived. They aren't attractive like they used to be.

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If you're talking the pre-COVID era when they had a bustling rota of gorgeous EE girls then those days are gone.

There are still European massueses but the quality has sadly nosedived. They aren't attractive like they used to be.

Yes, this was pre Covid.
Indeed I saw the decline in quality afterwards, shame it never recovered.

Offline Stevelondon

No such thing as being shallow. We like what we like. 👍🏻