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Good. Tried day before - radio silence, but today was fine, I guess cos morning and quiet.
LOCATION
Flat near Portland Square. Clean. Buzzer entry up a couple flights of stairs.
COST
£50 / 30 mins.
APPEARANCE
Not really my type. Didn't find her pretty, and quite 'big-boned' - not fat but not slim. Wouldn't give her a second glance in real life. Remember paying a visit a few years ago but declining as I just wasn't attracted.
MEETING
Was a bit late due to multiple broken cashpoints. She was OK about it - I made sure we'd have enough time before next client, and she got a bit narky, saying "I know how to handle timing" or somesuch. Almost walked but didn't after all the palaver. She tried to charge me £60 instead of her early bird £50...
No shower offered. OK massage on my front - sensual rather than proper massage, nice attention to buttocks but disappointed she didn't venture further. Breast massage for a few minutes - got a bit bit bored to be honest, and felt like she was bored too. Invited to turn over and straight to 'lingam massage'. Started very nicely, as expected from previous feedback, with subtle and interesting strokes. It started going a bit odd when I bent my leg and rested it on her leg - she asked me not to. OK. Then I started to move around a bit in response to her stimulation - she paused, gave me a look and obviously wasn't impressed. When I started adding a bit of self-stimulation to the mix another look and displeasure. She obviously wants you to just lie there passively and let her do her thing, which I was coming to realise was mechanical and somewhat bored. This was deflating, literally. Don't really want to get told off for enjoying myself. The icing (or not) on the cake... "Oh don't go soft on me...", which isn't the thing to say to a man going soft. She was in a Romanian-style huff now, and I was unable to finish, with or without her.
Offered quick shower and off I went, displeasured and wishing all the cashpoints had been smashed up and/or I'd gone to see my 'regular' Thai lady who let's me move around and touch myself to my heart's content. Hey ho.