Hill Therapy Massage - Shrewsbury

[RandomGuy99]

I'm not a massage guy but I was in the neighborhood, so thought I'd try this place out

Walked in and shown into an adequate size room by a 50+ Thai lady. £30 for 30 minutes.

Got massaged and on the turnover she asked if I wanted a HE for £20. I declined as she wasn't doing it for me. She massaged some more and offered HE again. I declined.  She massaged some more and offered HE again. I declined. She massaged some more and offered HE again. I declined. She rubbed me down with a towel and I got dressed and left.

Pros:

Seemed little a well run place
Clean and tidy
Massage was ok
I got offered a chocolate on the way out 

Cons:

Provider didn't really do it for me, but she persisted in trying the upsell.  She had a slimish body and seemed happy enough in the job, but she just didn't do it for me, but that wasn't her fault.

There is a pub in the shopping complex and they can see you when you leave the shop. Didn't bother me, but it might bother others.

Would I return?

No, I'm not really a massage person and I didn't really relax. It was an experience but not one that I'd want to repeat. I am sure others would enjoy it though.

[RandomGuy99]

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[shroplad]

Thanks for the review RandomGuy. It’s a shame the sp didn’t do it for you but maybe 30 mins was too short to fully get the benefit of the massage. I prefer 60 mins which gives the sp plenty of time to build up to a satisfactory conclusion. I see it’s £50 for the hour which if opting for HE would be £70 total which is about the going rate. I might give it a try as not that far from me. You mentioned she was slim and 50 ish, how attractive would you consider her to be but on the other hand if they rotate the staff she may well have moved on

[RandomGuy99]

Thanks for the review RandomGuy. It’s a shame the sp didn’t do it for you but maybe 30 mins was too short to fully get the benefit of the massage. I prefer 60 mins which gives the sp plenty of time to build up to a satisfactory conclusion. I see it’s £50 for the hour which if opting for HE would be £70 total which is about the going rate. I might give it a try as not that far from me. You mentioned she was slim and 50 ish, how attractive would you consider her to be but on the other hand if they rotate the staff she may well have moved on

She was about 5'2", shoulder length black hair about a size 10. She looked a bit like a Thai grandma.

[thimble29]

Interesting she was offering HE for 20, others in there have started at 30.

Thanks for the review RandomGuy. It’s a shame the sp didn’t do it for you but maybe 30 mins was too short to fully get the benefit of the massage. I prefer 60 mins which gives the sp plenty of time to build up to a satisfactory conclusion. I see it’s £50 for the hour which if opting for HE would be £70 total which is about the going rate. I might give it a try as not that far from me. You mentioned she was slim and 50 ish, how attractive would you consider her to be

I agree that a full hour makes more sense, its well worth it if they're good but if they're not it feels like forever. Judging by the collection of names I've seen I suspect they're rotating every couple of weeks and travelling from somewhere else. Which is probably why there's such a push for extras if they're covering trains or petrol every day.