It's been a while since my last review. A change in personal circumstances meant that I haven't punted much lately. Thought I'd get back on the horse as the phrase goes, and this one piqued my interest.
AW profile -
External Link/Members Only Phoned and made a booking for late afternoon/early evening. Fee agreed £70 for 30 mins. Pretty straightforward tbh.
The venue was a large hotel complex in Solihull.
Pulled into the car park (free parking) and rang. She gave me the room number and up I went. The hotel is pretty busy as it has a coffee chain and bar located inside, so no worries about drawing attention to yourself.
Knocked on the door and she did the usual hide behind the door trick when opening it. Turned around and my heart sank. She looked nothing like the pictures. Short and shapeless, she's wearing this one piece pink thingy that makes her look worse. To top it off, she had a turkey neck. If anyone doesn't know what I mean by turkey neck - it was a massive double chin. Remember the famous GIF/Meme of the goofy girl with a double chin, she looked almost identical, except for the goofy teeth.
I followed her into the room and she asks "how long did you want babe?"
"You're Millie? " I ask. "Yeah" comes back the reply. I look around the room and there are drinks and empty glasses dotted around. The dressing table also has a rather large line of coke on it, and from the looks of the residue around it there was probably a lot more earlier. I then hear someone move in the bathroom. I just say "nope" and head towards the door. At this point I don't think it's still registered to her that I'm leaving and as I open the door I hear her ask "everything ok babe?" "Yeah," I mutter to myself as I close the door behind me.
So to summarise, absolutely 100% not the girl, or anything in the vicinity of resembling the girl in the profile pics. Straight up bait & switch. There was someone else hiding in the bathroom. And she was more than likely under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
A negative from me.
