It was one of those days that I just wanted some action and happened to be passing through Kings X. Searches on AW and VS didn’t produce much and, being in a hurry, I thought the best course of action was to find a massage shop and see what happened.
A bit of googling took me to Li Health.
External Link/Members OnlyThe non-posh side of Kings X station really is a dirty shithole and the walk to Li Health isn’t the nicest. There were 2 blokes sitting outside the cafe directly next door so I had an audience as I strode in.
The woman at the counter was, shall we say, no looker. I was desperately hoping she wasn’t going to be my masseuse.
Anyway, paid £30 for 30 mins. Shown into a decently equipped room with shower. Mae herself was probably on her late 30s or early 40s, reasonable looking as well with decent English. . It was pretty dark though so no guarantees how accurate that is! She made no pretence about a massage, she immediately started stroking me with her nails with plenty of attention around the arse and balls. Within 5 mins we’d negotiated £50 for B2B but no oil (at my request). It was a pretty good experience as she used her nails and hands to gently tease my body, with a bit of nuzzling on my neck to boot. Flipped over and more of the same before an explosive finish. Managed to finger her a little whilst this was going on as well.
Ended up with a head massage and then a leisurely shower with no pressure to get out on the dot of 30 mins.
All in all this was one of the better massage experiences and so much better than the last few central London ones I’ve had.
