Link:
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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £130
Duration: 1 hour
Location:
We all know it well. It’s the Russian crew operating around the ALDI area, this girl is in the Clarkson Court area. The Post Code given will take you straight there and I will leave it there for discretion.
The Punt:
The communication left much to be desired on this occasion and this review is more about the maid handling the calls and the general lack of care for clients. Slow to respond between messages, so I took the chance and just headed there, knowing I could get blown off by a punter getting there faster than me.
The girl is pretty enough, as some have mentioned. She has a slight belly but nothing offensive and has a pretty face. She has a nice ass, which is plump and supple to the touch.
She greets me at the door with the usual hiding behind it. Smiles and leads me to the bedroom. She is wearing just a bra and thong and before I know it she is stripping off already and on the bed. This is a major turn off for me as I like to do the undressing. Nevertheless, we stand for some FK, while I squeeze those natural boobs. I push her on to the bed so I can go down and sample her. I REALLY wish I had not. It smelt like a sweaty sock down there and tasted worse! In fact, it’s taken me a full 2 days to recover from that smell in my nostrils to write this review. Continuing, she begins to play with herself, while I slip in the finger. She climaxes and clearly enjoys foreplay so have at it gentlemen. On with the condom for some doggy action, she doesn’t like to be slapped hard, but I got in a few on the ass cheeks! Continued until the finish in the condom.
Next, I opted for a massage as her English is zero! Don’t even bother trying to have a basic conversation. She likes to use this wooden massager, but I wanted her to do it by hand. She obliged and is generally compliant while smiling.
Now into the second round for some reverse cowgirl, what a great sight! Watching her go up and down is a thing of beauty. Then into missionary for the finish. I was surprised how quickly I popped twice, but then again it was the attraction that worked for me.
This is why I gave this a neutral. Once again, they have no hot water in this place. It has been an on-going issue that raises questions on hygiene. It is no wonder it stank of a swamp down there and I highly doubt the girl can shower between punts or give herself a good clean. It’s a shame otherwise this is a solid P&D.
Conclusion:
Go in with your eyes open and expect some hygiene issues. If you are going to the flat near Clarkson Court, I would not bank on having a shower. The other location near ALDI has hot water. This is the 3rd time over 6 months I have experienced this at that location, so its not an excuse. The crew needs to start caring enough to pay the damn bill!
Return: Hell no!
Happy punting gentlemen
