External Link/Members OnlyI read the previous reviews on her...and i still took the plunge...what the f*** is wrong with me?!
So last Sunday, sitting at home with a bit of an itch but not wanting to spend loads of cash after Christmas, i was looking for a quick solution (other than knocking another one out).
Kimberley had been on my radar as she was fairly local and relatively cheap.
On the off chance, i texted her even though her green light wasn't on, and she replied about 40mins later. We arranged a time and a price for services, a car meet, £50 for a handjob and BJ (ow or owo was up to me)...OR...BJ and sex for £70.
Once everything was agreed she then text me and asked me if i was happy to come Walthamstow as opposed to Chingford as she was hungry and needed to eat....i agreed simply because Walthamstow was nearer for me.
I arrived at said location at said time, and she tells me she's running 5mins late. 5mins eventually turns into 25mins. This would later add insult to injury (I'll explain later). I should've drove off way before 25mins, but i fancied a shag/blowjob.
She finally arrives, jumps into my front seat and i instantly regret everything.
She smells.
She looks terrible.
She has teeth missing.
It was an absolute shit show.
As a non smoker i hate the smell of cigarettes, and i'm not a necrophiliac so i don't appreciate the skeletor from Thundercats look either. To make matters worse, she also has the look of a substance abuser, and i think her poison is alcohol.
She claims she doesn't know anywhere to go so we end up parking down an alleyway by some garages. When I tell her i only want a blowjob she looks very disappointed almost as if she had spent the money in her head and i was now causing a shortfall, but there was NO WAY i was sticking my dick in her, and my fingers later confirmed my suspicions.
I give her £60 and asked for a tenner back and she says she hasn't got any money on her, so I pay her £40 and she doesn't make a fuss or even ask me to go to the cash machine.
She pulls out a durex condom and manages to unravel it while its still on the tip, and then says she hasn't got another one. I manage to salvage it as i really dont want owo from her at this point.
She starts sucking me off and its not a bad BJ, as she's allowing me to thrust her head down and make her gag on my cock.
While this is happening, i put my hands down her jeans to start fingering her and the smell when my hand returns is absolutely rank!! Out of frustration i start to make her really gag and not allow her up for air and she seems fair game for it before i finally come in the rubber.
As she's about to jump out of my car and go on her way, she claims she's lost her phone and frantically looks for it, but to no avail. She then tell me if i find it that she lives in Flat X in that block over there...which was a 30 second walk, if that, from where i was orginally parked.
Only positive to report here is that she can take a good face fuck, and is good at deep throating.
Other than that..terrible punt.
I think I'm going to start upping my price point on future punts to avoid such horror scenarios in the future.
D.I.T.
