Author Topic: Jeena : Jakkaphat Massage, Ashton-under-Lyne..... more rabbit than Sainsbury's  (Read 850 times)

Offline RogerHealey

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Comms : Text an hour before, perfunctory response.

Location : Street in town centre with lots of shops.

Visit : Door answered promptly. Taken through shop to a room in the back. Reasonably clean and tidy however no table, just a bed with a rolled up towel for my head/neck.

Jeena was petite, slim though with a bit of a mum tum. Small breasts, long dark hair and caramel skin. Nice enough looking lady. Said she was 50, no problem with that.

Got on the bed and not very comfortable regardless of how I positioned myself. The massage wasn't particularly good and was at times just downright uncomfortable. Sadly did not enjoy at all. Also I was expecting Jeena to be more fun and chatty than she was but she was fairly cool and didn't get much rapport.

So turnover time, got to be better huh? Chose body to body as usual. She got her kit off and not a bad bod. Nice bit of body to body initially. Then came to lie next to me. She then choses this moment to finally connect with me and started jabbering about matters spiritual and health. Just what I need unlike junior who does NOT need this shit - distracting his job in hand (no pun intended). I reach between her legs but they remained closed.... unlike her mouth which was now unloading diatribe like it was going out of fashion. Finally got a hand job, during the commercial break I think. Dressed and bid her farewell.

Summary : Seemed a totally different experience to rhinot's therefore I can only assume he is a smooth, sophisticated and charming punter. I think the problem was we were over 30 minutes in before she decided I might be an ok bloke which is too late if you want to enjoy yourself. In spite of this I did sort of like her, being the softy I am, so might give her another try if nearby alternatives fail.

Offline rocket88

The path to enlightenment is not an easy one,Roger!😁

May I ask how much you paid in total?

Offline rhinot

Ah yes my boy. One cannot under estimate the turning on of the charm and lots of cash.

More waffle than Belgium. I did report on the spiritual babblings and that I would not visit again.
She was sat on my face for about 15 mins. Organic ear muffs. Highly recommended  :D
Lots of snogging and BJs.
Fine if you can't hear her or she can't speak.

One should also not tell a lady to shut the fuck up. Despite how much one wants to.
She was a nice girl despite the waffling.

Did Amy not appeal Roger?


Offline advent2016

I had to google the reference
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Hodges came up with the line "You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's", which according to Hodges was a common local saying dating to the Second World War when meat was scarce, and rabbits were often sold by butchers with heads and tails still on so that people knew they were not buying a cat.[

Offline RogerHealey

The path to enlightenment is not an easy one,Roger!😁

May I ask how much you paid in total?

Very true, rocket. Fortunately my nuts did get enlightened in the end.

Sorry, forgot the prices - massage £45 and B2B £40. But the verbal onslaught was free.

Offline RogerHealey

Ah yes my boy. One cannot under estimate the turning on of the charm and lots of cash.

More waffle than Belgium. I did report on the spiritual babblings and that I would not visit again.
She was sat on my face for about 15 mins. Organic ear muffs. Highly recommended  :D
Lots of snogging and BJs.
Fine if you can't hear her or she can't speak.

One should also not tell a lady to shut the fuck up. Despite how much one wants to.
She was a nice girl despite the waffling.

Did Amy not appeal Roger?


Yes, after your review she sounded ideal - mature and fun ticking a lot of boxes during your visit. Sadly when I visited I think someone had nicked the contents of my boxes. As I said in the review I did want to try her again but when I did call again only Amy was working so I saw her. I'll review her in later this week when I've more time. This time it was a positive btw.

Offline RogerHealey

I had to google the reference
External Link/Members Only)

Hodges came up with the line "You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's", which according to Hodges was a common local saying dating to the Second World War when meat was scarce, and rabbits were often sold by butchers with heads and tails still on so that people knew they were not buying a cat.[

Thanks for that, advent. I love this site - every day's a school day  :D
Mr Ignorant here just remembered the Chas 'n' Dave song also including the lyric ".... but how was I to know you'd bend my ear 'oles too with your incessant talkin', you're becoming a pest". Musical gold  :lol: :lol: