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I went off the back of the first review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=383860.msg3912312#msg3912312Now it’s always ymmv but oh my word my standards and Ukp standards seem to have a gulf sometimes. I’d love to sit down and ask wtf, I was misled.
This woman surely does take the piss. I’m not fussed on anonymity, I need to save some punters.
A liar, a moody cow and a conveyer belt service.
So initial comms were okay, standard procedure outlining what I want and how long, standard. Postcode supplied happy days im on my way.
Arrived and then there was silence.
Oh crap, what a waste of time I’m thinking.
Calls and text went through so left me scratching my head.
Fast forward after my scheduled appointment, what’d you know miraculously exactly after my appointment the messages came through on her phone.
Now if I was a retard then I’d believe that. I genuinely think she thought I bought that crap.
So as the horn was strong I proceeded. Big mistake, in hindsight I would have rather left with blue balls. It was that shit.
To shovel ontop of the shit, she was very snappy, like someone had shat in her cereal.
The cheek, I tried to excuse as I’m pretty chill but she started taking the piss with the consistent snappy remarks, she gave me the impression that she’d make a scene on any whim to avoid lifting a finger.
The venue, I would say the beginning part is discreet but outside the door cameras and a rundown look would give anyone with two brain cells what goes on there.
Inside the actual room was clean actual plus. The only plus.
Now let’s go appearance. Again attractiveness is subjective. She is very mid. Would not double take in the street. Tits quite small. The only thing she had going for her was her ass. That was nice.
So action now. Can’t get any worse right? Wrong.
Condom rolled only, fake moaning. I don’t really care if you moan or not but fake moaning is so boring, like id stick on a porno if I wanting to hear that wailing.
I’m bored out my mind with this mundane technique. My dick is like a slinky right now.
“What position do you want”. Que? Oh this is going to be shit.
I part the legs and start up, oh the fake moans. I tried recalling an attractive woman in my head to blot out her fake moans. What made it worse was she was being restrictive with depth.
Imagine dipping your toe in water and taking it out, that was my dick. Oh god this was shit.
Doggy, and again restrictive, huffing and puffing from the miserable cow. I’m not asking for someone to be grinning teeth but my word this woman was shite. I speed up and then it hit me, like a mike Tyson himself uppercut me with a strong whiff of fish. Kill me now.
I’m calling on all my ancestors to cum as again I’m being rushed.
Finally cum, it felt crap, oh what a waste of time and money.
How she got a positive I don’t know.
Horrible moody miserable woman, fishy Fanny and conveyor belt. My luck!
Save yourself the misery
