Went on spec last weekend for a punt at Cosmopolitans - my first visit since they moved to Bridge Street from their previous Portland Street site.
Standard £40 for 30 mins.
Went for Evelyn as the the only one who looked vaguely under the age of 35 (they claimed her as "23").
This was where I realised my mistake once in the room - terrible attitude, really disinterested OW and over-forceful wanking of my cock.
Having decided it was best to cut my losses, and just go straight for the sex, to get it all over with, I was horrified when she attempted to use baby oil as lube, and then proceeded to argue with me when I asked her what the hell she thought she was doing!
This had killed my erection by this point, so I just got her to finish me off with a hand job so the meet wasn't a total waste.
Frankly shocking that a WG in an established city centre parlour would use baby oil as lube. Suffice to say I won't be going near Cosmo again for a good while.
