DiDi Denise Lee - Derby DE1

[Iloveoral]

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Not what I was expecting to be honest
She’s tiny, just over 5 foot and chubby
Face ok, big natural floppy tits, belly bit of a car crash with scars
She was nice enough

£70 all in I was told, the text said kissing /owo inc but the repeated kissing £10 at the end
I didn’t pay the extra £10 when she asked

Bj was ok, nothing to write home about
No 69 or RO - she said no I don’t do

Bagged up into mish, flipped her over to doggy, no speed bump - no I don’t do
Asked her to ride me - no I don’t do…..

Bj and 2 positions it was then

Asked for a massage that was half ok to finish the time off

She’s a p&d imo
I wouldn’t return
Recommend only as a p&d
Cheap enough with owo included

[Dipper]

Sounds a hairs breadth from a red there boss.

[versace]

£70 for this shitshow?! You must be kidding me. Double negative imo.

[Iloveoral]

I asked her to lick my balls and she just rubbed her closed mouth over them, a bit strange.

It was on “Growler” st, loads of youths outside, blokes walking about randomly inside, I left the flat and a guy was in the hallway, we both walked past the door to the lift 

Strange place, strange girl.

[Iloveoral]

Sounds a hairs breadth from a red there boss.

Agreed, I wasn’t rushed and the owo / massage was ok, she took a pounding, the rest was missing, so happy at a grey on this. Wasn’t the worst but I doubt I’d return.

[scutty brown]

Did you see the right girl?
You say just over 5', profile says 5'6"

[Dipper]

Agreed, I wasn’t rushed and the owo / massage was ok, she took a pounding, the rest was missing, so happy at a grey on this. Wasn’t the worst but I doubt I’d return.

Worth it for the pounding. As you say. 

[ZeroCount]

Thanks ILO, nice summary. I have strange tastes, that all sounds pretty appealling apart from the lack of services!

I'd certainly give it a pop if she did a 15 mins for £40, but it doesn't sound like there's enough there to keep me interested for half an hour.

[Iloveoral]

Did you see the right girl?
You say just over 5', profile says 5'6"

I read a review saying she was 5’3, possibly max yes but not 5’6
She was under shoulder height on me, I’m 5’11

I seen her texting the next customer, seen her send the menu with emojis on so she’s doing her own bookings, bathroom had only 1 toothbrush, no sight of anyone else in the small apartment.

Admittedly the photos are a bit off

[versace]

Thanks ILO, nice summary. I have strange tastes, that all sounds pretty appealling apart from the lack of services!

I'd certainly give it a pop if she did a 15 mins for £40, but it doesn't sound like there's enough there to keep me interested for half an hour.

If your taste is fucking a Michelin man whose tagline is “no I don’t do” then you should consider upping your punting standards.

[Iloveoral]

If your taste is fucking a Michelin man whose tagline is “no I don’t do” then you should consider upping your punting standards.

It was more Mrs Pac-Man in honesty 
One man’s fatty is another man’s Rom matey, horses and courses and all that, I’m happy with my rating of the meet, others may class it as a negative, the info is all there for everyone to make up their own mind. 

[ZeroCount]

If your taste is fucking a Michelin man whose tagline is “no I don’t do” then you should consider upping your punting standards.

I already said quite clearly "apart from the lack of services part", old chap. Clearly one would have to be clinically insane for that to appeal.

Now the Michelin Man part, fucking sign me up baby.

[versace]

It was more Mrs Pac-Man in honesty 
One man’s fatty is another man’s Rom matey, horses and courses and all that, I’m happy with my rating of the meet, others may class it as a negative, the info is all there for everyone to make up their own mind. 

Definitely. I just think you were being generous after reading the review.

[Iloveoral]

Definitely. I just think you were being generous after reading the review.

possibly so matey, I wouldn’t return but she’s isn’t the worst I’ve had