Location: 189 Praed St, Tyburnia, London W2 1RU (behind Paddington Station)
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External Link/Members OnlyServices: Massage, B2B, HR
Cost: £55 for 1hr massage + £60 for extras
When: This February
The session: A regular walk-in on a rainy February Sunday afternoon. Originally, I had tried Diamond Thai Spa on Toynbee St, but it was strangely busy and I hadn't booked a session. Therefore, I resorted to my back-up option which was Paddington Spa. I had read a couple of good reviews about Yuyu or Yoyo (Asian lady with big tits) so I decided to head there.
The place was pretty empty and after paying for the massage, I entered one of the massage rooms. Having left my boxers on to check the masseuse's reaction, I was pleasantly surprised when she told me to take them off and slapped my butt saying it looked good in broken English (kinda funny, but she had the right thing in mind). She was a Chinese lady in her 40s, relatively big boobs, but a flat butt. Lookswise, she was average.
She started with a massage which was extreeeeemely basic and a disappointment since I really wanted a massage. Literally the exact same motion over the back for 10 minutes before moving on to my lower back where she began to periodically swipe my cock and eventually asking "Do you like that?" which kicked off the convo for the extras. After some negotiation, we got to £60 for a naked B2B massage and hand relief. Handed over the cash and she got to work which soon resulted in me popping and her putting her clothes on.
Returning to the massage (exact same motion) for another 10-20 minutes before going for more hand relief, this time with the clothes on (included in the previous payment). I didn't pop and eventually she asked me if I wanted to shower, which I agreed to.
Conclusion: Slight negative. I wish I could give it a neutral, but I didn't feel good at all leaving the place. From the price, I got it was cheap and you get what you pay for, but I still felt overcharged. I go to massages with extras because, as the name suggests, you get a massage and then you get extras. Here, the massage was pretty bad. I also didn't like her broken English since we couldn't chat that much. Despite exchanging smiles and all that, there wasn't any connection, felt a bit too professional. If I just wanted a handjob, I'd just go to a nearby P&D and get it done for a half of the price.
Would I return? No. I've seen the other positive reviews and I wish I could say the same, but unfortunately I won't be going there again when there's reliable and better massage places much closer to myself.
