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This punt was just tragic
In short - not attracted to her, crazy personality and crap sex
Longer version
Finding myself with a bit of time to kill and feeling the mood, I noticed Kasia was working and looking at her reviews she seems a bit hit and miss but more hit so thought it was worth the shot
Arranged 45 mins for £80. At those prices it isn't really a gamble
Now the positive, her Comms and response times was excellent. No complaints there and short notice visit arranged
The lady
Arrived on time and let in smoothly, all going swimmingly well. When she opened the door I was a little downbeat. I didn't find her face attractive, I guess the photos gave me a sense of what I thought I would be getting but reality was much different. On the plus side she had a nice juicy bum, so not all was lost
The action
Exchanged money and laid down on the bed for a little rub down. Immediately the atmosphere just felt off. There was no music on and a little conversation but it just wasn't feeling sexy at all. After about 5 min massage and her asking me the most intrusive questions on my personal life (married? Kids? Girlfriend? Where I live? Where I work Etc) I rolled over and she starts the blowjob.
To be fair this is a positive, not fantastic but it's good and I go from soft to hard. After 5 mins she gets out the thickest Jonny I have seen, a flavoured blue on and puts it on and asks the normal question of what position I want. I like to start in missionary so off we go. Again the atmosphere is just missing something and she is still asking me all kinds of intrusive questions which is really putting me off my swing. She also asked if I am working today so I yes I am on my break then she says she will report me for what I am doing, all trying to be funny. I try to nervous laugh them away then she starts joking around saying she will punch me. I get it, it's a joke but this is all the while I am trying to enjoy myself still in missionary.
Fact is none of us are feeling it because I feel her getting dry and she has to lube up.
I ask her to go on top and still, still in the defeating silence of the room, and the sex was still crap. She can't ride your dick it's more of a wobble.
Now I am dying to get out so I ask for doggy and, another quart of lube applied and I go to high heaven and finally get my release. When I finish she gets the condom off and says (and I kid you not) look, now I have your DNA so I can find you anywhere. Again I am sure it was an attempt at humour (at least I hope!) but it's just not what I want to hear at all.
I get my stuff on in a flash, make my excuses
Summary
It was just crap, questions and jokes made me uncomfortable and the atmosphere was off and the sex was crap.
If your struggling in Peterborough and desperately need a release, go for a massage and blowjob and then you wouldn't go wrong
Topic: Polish Sweet Kasia - Peterborough.....just dont (Read 4020 times)