Author Topic: Lana - Premium - Jesmond  (Read 2012 times)

Offline nufc4life

External Link/Members Only

I waited a bit to see if someone would put a review up for Lana but no one did and the pictures and stats for her were too enticing so I TOFTT.


Meeting arranged easily via text with Premium and the venue was the regular Jesmond townhouse apartment things, free 1 hour parking around the corner. Paid £70 for 30 mins.

Lookswise Lana is good looking without being stunning, but the pictures are airbrushed a bit. The hourglass figure shown in them doesn’t exist. She’s quite tall and I’d say big boned, decent body, not chubby or overweight or anything but nothing to shout about either. Size 12 I’d say. Boobs were a but on the smaller side, a decent handful but again nothing near what the pictures show (push up bra magic or whatever)

Lana was very pleasant, and friendly. I was told kissing is ok, but no tongues, no owo and ro only with regulars. So onto the bed and was told straight away to take my clothes off. After doing so I returned and Lana was ready with a handful of lube which she applied straight to my cock and started wanking. I went in for a kiss and got a few pleasant open mouthed tongueless snogs but she grabbed the condom as soon as my cock was hard and put it on. Went down for some OW which again was decent but just doesn’t feel the same with a condom. 2 mins in she asked what position I wanted, to which I just went along with because there wasn’t much else to do. Here I’d usually do some more kissing and go for some ro and ask for more owo before putting the condom on to fuck. But none of that was happening so fucked her doggy which was good and came in the bag.

Cleaned up, exchanged a few pleasantries and bid her goodbye and left within about 15 mins of the start time, she didn’t push me out the door, I left of my own accord, so unsure if another brief round or a massage was on offer or not.Overall a neutral rating, as the ‘brief’ services that were offered were good but overall not what I was looking for. WIR? No thanks

Offline Mixedracegeordie

Think someone on another thread me tioned their friend saw her and thought it would be a negative (no review left). Shame it didnt go as expected and bit rubbish that some services are for regulars only….how many times do u need to visit to be seen as a regular anyway?!

I had noticed her bit prefer a pocket rocket and she’s on the tall side for me so wouldnt be seeing anyway

Offline twotight

thanks for the review I was just asking about her yesterday and I'm glad I waited as I don't think I would of had a premium experience