Author Topic: Simply Thai - Bootle, *different lady*  (Read 623 times)

Offline nwj4987

I haven't punted or reviewed in a while and I recently returned to this place as I've had good success and I find her attractive with a great service, both massage and B2B. Unfortunately my expectations this time were not met.

Called on the day to check availability and was booked in within the hour, I'd also attempted a week prior with no joy. I thought it was B/Bea (I believe that's the owner) on the phone but maybe it wasn't. I didn't know anyone else operates from there so didn't expect anything else.

I arrived on time and entered to be greeted by someone different, straight away I was on the back foot as I didn't find her at all attractive but I didn't have the stones to do anything about it so I continued with a 1hr massage - £45 sheets handed over. I did the usual of showing I had more cash on me... although I wasn't intent on spending much of it by this point. The woman was older, larger and just generally less attractive than what I was expecting to be greeted by from previous visits.

In the room and I stripped onto the bed and the massage shortly began, usual towel-covered pressing but the massage was just really poor, no other words for it. She didn't ask how I wanted it so proceeded with repetitive gentle rubbing with cold hands, I was feeling frustrated and bored straight away. I was also feeling quite cold which was off putting.
After around half an hour I couldn't control my shivering and was glad of the towel coming back for a bit of warmth, turned over and front 'massage' continued (I use the term loosely).

with around 15 minutes to go she tapped my now shrivelled member and asked if I want 'this' massaging. I asked what was on offer and she listed HE-£30, topless-£40 and B2B-£60 I think, I really wanted none of them so I could get in the warm shower but went for the HE to try and close my eyes and get something good out of it, might as well now I'm here.

through persistence alone she got a rise out of me and delivered an OK hand job with some weird noises that added nothing to the moment. In fairness I shot a rather large load and it ended up over my shoulders, she panicked and tried to cover it from hitting the ceiling in a fluster with jizz hanging off her fingers! It made me chuckle at least! that frustration must have built the pressure, or the minus 2 temperature?

quick wipe down and some compliments on my 'load'  :dance:, I jumped in the shower and cranked the heat up!

she left me to shower and dress, I left the extra £30 on the bed and she politely thanked me and saw me out, bang on 1hr out of the door.

Maybe it's my fault for expecting, but I left disappointed and I'm not sure if I should return another time in case this happens again. Is it rude to change your mind when you see who you're getting, I don't think I have the cheek to do that!  :blush:

Neutral feedback as the HJ was ok I guess, the rest was poor at best.
Total paid: £45 for the hour + £30 in the room. not worth it really.
I don't mind paying the money but the looks/first impressions are a deal-breaker, is that unfair?

No link as I think it's just a google-search result that's available anyway.

Online King Kenny

It's not rude to change your mind. All you ever asked for was a massage.

Offline Blue1878

Think this might e been the girl I saw a few weeks back. Like you I had assumed I would get to see Bea, but on arrival Bea was just leaving but said her friend was there. When she opened the door I made my excuses and did an about turn as based on first impressions I didn’t fancy it. So looks like I saved myself a few quid

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