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Arrived for a morning appointment and walked down to the basement where I was met with 30 something lady called Yo-yo. Asked for Lily, a more mature but fit woman with small tits and pale skin instead as I wanted to experience the filth she is known for. Directed to another room and greeted by Lily who greeted me and we agreed for an hour at £50 before she left me to get ready. I undressed and stood there as I meant business. Lily entered the room and soon we agreed for FS @£60 and she was down on her knees to begin the proceedings . 10 minutes of slow and deep OWO where I got to hold her head and push my cock down there throat followed by some rimming. I am not a fan of being rimmed so brought her back to suck my dick. I asked her to check with Yoyo if she would watch. Yo-yo was called and she agreed to watch us for 10 minutes for a tenner. I guess she wasn't particularly busy hence was happy with a tenner. Yo-yo sat in the massage bed and Lily continued to deep throat me before I asked to fuck. On with the condom I fucked her while standing and her on the bed followed by doggy with her bent over the table. I asked for Anal which was declined as I was too "big" and Yo-yo would gossip about anal on offer for low price. Yoyo was a bit OTT with her fake compliments and moans so I politely offered her to leave as it was already 15 mins. As she left I tried for anal again but Lily didn't seem keen to do that for the same price. So put her back on her knees before I gave her a good Face fuck and pushed by dick deep in her throat as I came. A fabulous throat pie and I continued ramming her throat for another few seconds before she had it enough and left to spit the cum in the sink. Offered to shower at the grim bathroom where she washed me. I asked to piss in her mouth which she agreed and I pissed inside her mouth which she dribbled on her body and floor and a quick wash followed. Back to the massage room she gave me a good massage for 15 minutes and I left a happy man.

Pros: She is quick eager to please and takes directions well.

Cons: shabby place, BB offered (not taken). No Anal, Cum once only.

I wont possibly return as this was a filthy and seedy experience I wanted to have. There are better looking and younger SPs to be had.

Total damage: £120; £50 for the shop, £60 for Lily and £10 for Yoyo

Thank you

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Should be in the massage forum?

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OP, I have heard about paying someone to watch.  Not done that - is it a thrill on its own, or does service get better with a watcher?

Should be in the massage forum?
He had sex, not just a massage.  So it is posted in right place.

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Need to visit but want cum more than once maybe I’ll ask if I give her extra £20 for two loads

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He had sex, not just a massage.  So it is posted in right place.

It’s well known on the massage forum that “massage” at San Ling usually involves sex!

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OP, I have heard about paying someone to watch.  Not done that - is it a thrill on its own, or does service get better with a watcher?

I had an itch (or 2) to scratch and being watched was one of them. It wasn't as thrilling as I expected mainly because Yoyo was a bit OTT with her fake noises. Seemed Lily was used to it so the service was good.

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It’s well known on the massage forum that “massage” at San Ling usually involves sex!

Apologies if I got this wrong. I punt occasionally and new at writing reviews.

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Maybe you actually were too big, take the compliment! Anytime I've seen Lily she did anal for the £60 extra.
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Apologies if I got this wrong. I punt occasionally and new at writing reviews.

No worries! The reasoning behind is that the massage forum is only open to members to view, whilst the escort one can be viewed by anyone although without links if you are not a member. It stops too much attention from the boys in blue to what else happens in massage parlours!

Moderator: Could this review be moved to the massage forum please?

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OP, I have heard about paying someone to watch.  Not done that - is it a thrill on its own, or does service get better with a watcher?
He had sex, not just a massage.  So it is posted in right place.

Most, maybe all, of the San Ling review are in the massage forum. The premise is that you go for a massage and whatever else happens after than can vary from place to place.

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Yo-yo sat in the massage bed and Lily continued to deep throat me before I asked to fuck. On with the condom I fucked her while standing and her on the bed followed by doggy with her bent over the table. I asked for Anal which was declined as I was too "big" and Yo-yo would gossip about anal on offer for low price. Yoyo was a bit OTT with her fake compliments and moans so I politely offered her to leave as it was already 15 mins. As she left I tried for anal again but Lily didn't seem keen to do that for the same price.


Just curious as to where the action took place on a massage bed or message table?
Also, how would Yo yo know about what money had been exchanged between you and Lily?  Finally, Lily told you about Yo yo gossiping while Yo yo was in the room?  :unknown:

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Arrived for a morning appointment and walked down to the basement where I was met with 30 something lady called Yo-yo. Asked for Lily, a more mature but fit woman with small tits and pale skin instead as I wanted to experience the filth she is known for. Directed to another room and greeted by Lily who greeted me and we agreed for an hour at £50 before she left me to get ready. I undressed and stood there as I meant business. Lily entered the room and soon we agreed for FS @£60 and she was down on her knees to begin the proceedings . 10 minutes of slow and deep OWO where I got to hold her head and push my cock down there throat followed by some rimming. I am not a fan of being rimmed so brought her back to suck my dick. I asked her to check with Yoyo if she would watch. Yo-yo was called and she agreed to watch us for 10 minutes for a tenner. I guess she wasn't particularly busy hence was happy with a tenner. Yo-yo sat in the massage bed and Lily continued to deep throat me before I asked to fuck. On with the condom I fucked her while standing and her on the bed followed by doggy with her bent over the table. I asked for Anal which was declined as I was too "big" and Yo-yo would gossip about anal on offer for low price. Yoyo was a bit OTT with her fake compliments and moans so I politely offered her to leave as it was already 15 mins. As she left I tried for anal again but Lily didn't seem keen to do that for the same price. So put her back on her knees before I gave her a good Face fuck and pushed by dick deep in her throat as I came. A fabulous throat pie and I continued ramming her throat for another few seconds before she had it enough and left to spit the cum in the sink. Offered to shower at the grim bathroom where she washed me. I asked to piss in her mouth which she agreed and I pissed inside her mouth which she dribbled on her body and floor and a quick wash followed. Back to the massage room she gave me a good massage for 15 minutes and I left a happy man.

Pros: She is quick eager to please and takes directions well.

Cons: shabby place, BB offered (not taken). No Anal, Cum once only.

I wont possibly return as this was a filthy and seedy experience I wanted to have. There are better looking and younger SPs to be had.

Total damage: £120; £50 for the shop, £60 for Lily and £10 for Yoyo

Thank you

I've always liked the idea of Lily, but I love going down on women, Is that on the menu too?

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I've always liked the idea of Lily, but I love going down on women, Is that on the menu too?
There really are no limits. If that’s what you like anything is on on offer.
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Just curious as to where the action took place on a massage bed or message table?
Also, how would Yo yo know about what money had been exchanged between you and Lily?  Finally, Lily told you about Yo yo gossiping while Yo yo was in the room?  :unknown:

Only a massage table so a mix of table and standing action.

Yo-yo was in the room so she would know the action. Now that you have asked I am not sure how she would have known how much I was paying.

Yes, Lily clearly said that Yoyo would gossip.

In hindsight, I can see a lot of flaws in her excuses to avoid anal, I just assume she wasn't comfortable.

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Only a massage table so a mix of table and standing action.

Yo-yo was in the room so she would know the action. Now that you have asked I am not sure how she would have known how much I was paying.

Yes, Lily clearly said that Yoyo would gossip.

In hindsight, I can see a lot of flaws in her excuses to avoid anal, I just assume she wasn't comfortable.

Lily knows what the others charge so I assume the other girls know what she charges.
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OP, I have heard about paying someone to watch.  Not done that - is it a thrill on its own, or does service get better with a watcher?
He had sex, not just a massage.  So it is posted in right place.


I was offered the maid to watch when I saw Lisa32ff………….. jeez that must be 30 years ago. Hayes if memory serves me well.
The maid was a young woman who stood against the wall with her arms crossed so it didn’t turn out to be the extra kinky thing I was imagining. I recall asking her to leave after 10 minutes or so.

But years later I had a tie and tease session with an SP who said she had a friend who loved to watch. Genuinely got a thrill out of it and as it turned out it really was erotic this time.

I’m guessing if it’s an itch and it’s not too much extra (if at all) Go for it.

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I was offered the maid to watch when I saw Lisa32ff………….. jeez that must be 30 years ago. Hayes if memory serves me well.
The maid was a young woman who stood against the wall with her arms crossed so it didn’t turn out to be the extra kinky thing I was imagining. I recall asking her to leave after 10 minutes or so.

But years later I had a tie and tease session with an SP who said she had a friend who loved to watch. Genuinely got a thrill out of it and as it turned out it really was erotic this time.

I’m guessing if it’s an itch and it’s not too much extra (if at all) Go for it.

Reminds me of a Chinese massage flat I used to frequent in Mitcham. The maid was a moody old cow, not even good looking, but something about her turned me on. I thought she needed a good fucking to get her out of that permanent bad mood. So one visit I asked if I could feel her boobs. She sighed, gave me a look that could kill and led me to the room with the girl. I asked again expecting her to tell me to fuck off. But she sighed again and said "ok, £10". I paid up and started feeling them up while the girl I came to see started sucking me off. The maid stayed 5 mins then said "ok, enough" and left. On next visit when I arrived I insisted I wanted to see the maid. She said no no, and wanted me to go see the girl. I said no, I want to see you. She did her usual sigh, said ok, and I gave her a real good fuck which she really seemed to enjoy! Before we fucked she took a call and told me it was her boyfriend. After we finished she went back to moody cow mode.
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Reminds me of a Chinese massage flat I used to frequent in Mitcham. The maid was a moody old cow, not even good looking, but something about her turned me on. I thought she needed a good fucking to get her out of that permanent bad mood. So one visit I asked if I could feel her boobs. She sighed, gave me a look that could kill and led me to the room with the girl. I asked again expecting her to tell me to fuck off. But she sighed again and said "ok, £10". I paid up and started feeling them up while the girl I came to see started sucking me off. The maid stayed 5 mins then said "ok, enough" and left. On next visit when I arrived I insisted I wanted to see the maid. She said no no, and wanted me to go see the girl. I said no, I want to see you. She did her usual sigh, said ok, and I gave her a real good fuck which she really seemed to enjoy! Before we fucked she took a call and told me it was her boyfriend. After we finished she went back to moody cow mode.

I would not be at all surprised if the maid secretly wanted you to fuck her hence the moodiness, seems counterintuitive however I've encountered generally in life plenty of women operating with the same MO.

The sighs are just feigned resistance from the maid, she didn't want to be seen as too easy, but really she wanted cock...........as they all do.

The maids in Soho and Shepherds Market used to be notorious amongst certain punters with the know how.  If you didn't give in to their hints they used to become super moody.

The real fun starts with women in general when they know that you know their game, but I can tell from reading your posts that I'm not telling you anything new that you didn't figure out along time ago.  :cool:
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I would not be at all surprised if the maid secretly wanted you to fuck her hence the moodiness, seems counterintuitive however I've encountered generally in life plenty of women operating with the same MO.

The sighs are just feigned resistance from the maid, she didn't want to be seen as too easy, but really she wanted cock...........as they all do.

The maids in Soho and Shepherds Market used to be notorious amongst certain punters with the know how.  If you didn't give in to their hints they used to become super moody.

The real fun starts with women in general when they know that you know their game, but I can tell from reading your posts that I'm not telling you anything new that you didn't figure out along time ago.  :cool:

Yes I know what you mean. A lot of the maids also used to be SPs themselves who think they've retired, but every now and again they crave some cock, or maybe just the extra money! I'm sure being a maid doesn't pay anywhere near as good as providing the services.
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Yes I know what you mean. A lot of the maids also used to be SPs themselves who think they've retired, but every now and again they crave some cock, or maybe just the extra money! I'm sure being a maid doesn't pay anywhere near as good as providing the services.

100 per cent agree. I have fucked two maids in the past. One was in the 1990s in Ruislip – a young mixed race girl who was curious about what went on in the room. She and I built up a rapport over time when I came to visit a regular. Once the regular cried off sick sick and the maid stepped in, reluctanntly, at first. It was as close to a civilian fuck as I'd experienced up until then with a WG. Sadly, the flat closed down soon after

Second time was in Croydon when I asked for the maid instead of the WG. The WG became the moody cow. The maid was superb. Older, blonde, haunchy… Proper dirty hungover Sunday afternoon shag with one of the best BJs ever experienced. Can still picture the young WG's sullen face when we emerged from the bedroom  :D