Hot Blue - Bracknell

[johnmcnabe]

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Location
A serviced apartment block on the outskirts. Parking available, though I had to drive around a little and find somewhere a little out of the way, as all the on-site parking was for residents only.

Comms
Quick and efficient via SMS, presumably with a maid. But not communicated to the SP, who was not expecting me and therefore left me outside for a few minutes and had clearly not prepared, showered etc.

Price
£150 the hour.

Service Provider
As others have said, this profile is a B&S. The lady you actually see is a young 20s-something Mexican lady. She has a sort of native American look to her, with a touch of Indian. Shortish, hair tied in a long ponytail. I thought she had an attractive body, but an unattractive face, but not offputting. Couldn't speam much English, but no translator app used in my case. Poor hygiene.

Services
OWO, LFK, protected sex in various positions.

Refused
Nothing.

The Meet
So, I had been debating arranging a meet with this lady, and the gushingly positive reviews from others convinced me to go ahead, despite it being a known B&S. Frankly, I've learned a lesson, both about B&S and certain other reviewers.
This was a grim experience.

Things started to go badly from the off when I wasn't met at the door, even after several knocks. Decided to hang around a few minutes, and was in the process of sending a text when I hear a rush from the other side of the door and the locks opened after about three minutes of standing in the corridor. Met by the SP, in lingerie and, as other reviews have indicated not the girl in the pictures. I didn't find her attractive, and certainly nothing at all like what some of the other reviewers compared her with, but I didn't find her appearance offputting either, so I went with it.

Overpowering smell of food wafting in the apartment, money was exchanged, and I asked to take a shower. Broken off the wall, cold, and no fresh towels offered. There were some in the corner, but who knows what they had been used for. Rushed through this as quickly as I could to avoid freezing myself with the cold water, I emerged to find the SP on the bed, playing around with her phone. This went to the side and was not touched for the rest of the session, although an alarm was set for 45 minutes into the 60 minute meet.

Things felt a bit awkward from the start, like this SP doesn't know how to do sexwork except from having understood in theory what the mechanical requirements are. There was no GFE-like intimacy, not even well-acted, and it was very much a case of going through the motions. She went straight in with OWO, pleasant enough but a little painful, and when I tried to go in for kisses this was deflected, and discouraged with a lack of reciprocation. This girl doesn't like kissing. Took  a moment to check hygiene, as I usually consider RO, but a sharp smell of piss put me out of that notion. With minimal foreplay and poor oral, I carried us on. Sex was a strange one; this lady would not look at me, at all. Eyes closed or looking away at the mirror. Never at me, and I spent much of the time with my head pushed to the side so she could bite at my ear. But she did seem to be enoying things, at least sufficiently - she did get wet, and couldn't help grabbing at herself or playing with herself at times. Couldn't really fathom it. Kissing, when I could get any, was poor - lips only.

Decided to speed things along, and get it over with. With a bit of repositioning, she felt decent and I did manage to get over the line. After a short break, in which only now would she look at me, she returned to OWO with some attempts at deep throating but more painful as a result of accidental biting. Made an attempt at a second round of sex, but I called it off when I realised I wouldn't be able finish a second time.

Washed in the broken shower, while the SP dressed and ate, and was then let out. Returned to my car feeling all kinds of repuslive, and rushed home to wash myself a third and fourth time.

Overall
I kind of wanted to just forget this ever happened, but I feel like someone needs to counter the perspective put forward in the other reviews. There were some redeeming features; this lady has a nice body. This was a P&D grade punt with a not-unattractive B&S with poor hygiene and a lack of engagement in a grubby environment that I couldn't get away from fast enough. Perhaps this SP was having a bad day, perhaps the individual the others saw was different. But my experience was one of the worst I've ever had. I won't be going back, and I don't recommend anyone else does either.

[Bob Barker]

Sorry to hear you had a bad time.

I know the venue well, near a well known DIY store. I've sworn it off, having had only bad times there, including a very odd experience where the maid sat in the same room, busy on her phone.