VENUS - Purple Mighty - Lesson NOT Learnt! Absolute fruitcake & waste of money!

[FidoDido69]

What is that saying! " A fool and his money are soon parted" ... I will take a double helping please!

After my disastrous experience of booking Soraya through Purple Mighty, one would think, i would have learnt my lesson! But for some odd reason i kept dialogue with purple mighty and discussed what my expectations are. I decided to give them another go and after trying to book a few girls but not being to actually complete the booking for various reasons I eventually came across Venus.

Up to this point purple mighty and I had discussed what i was expecting from one of their girls and that they should only suggest, what they called "she is open minded", girls to me. I asked about Venus and they assured that she was veery open minded and I would be very happy.

So....

Girl: - Venus: (External Link/Members Only)
Agency - The Purple Mighty (External Link/Members Only)
Type - Outcall to hotel
Cost - £85 + £30 travel
Duration - 1 hour
Comms: Telegram - and very quick to respond and seemed very helpful
Venue: West London Hotel

Venus From Mars:

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The Day:
Given my last experience, the girl would message on the day to confirm time and place. My booking was for later that evening and when I have not heard anything by 7pm, i messaged them to confirm if this was still going ahead. Even though we had in writing me confirming the time and place and cost and they response to say yes to the booking. To my surprise they came back and said we dont h ave a booking but let us see. They responded in 10 mins to say Venus will be there.

Venus's messaged followed shortly after and we confirmed and I sent her the hotel details. Admittedly i first sent my initial booking (this was the 3rd time i booked the hotel as previous times had to cancel because Venus couldn't make it or I couldn't) BUT sent her the correct one straight away and told her that this is the correct hotel. She confirmed back "Got It".

We chatted a bit leading up to the meet and at this point i felt it might turn out to be a decent meet. She came across engaging and interesting and full of life. Excited, i showered and got ready and headed out. Popped a blue on the way, got cash and got to the hotel.

On the dot, she messaged and asked for the room number which i sent, then she couldn't find the room - 15 mins later turns out she went to the other hotel. Fine, its 5 mins away. At this point we are almost 30 mins past the booking time. She knocks on the door and i go to get her.

The Girl:
Door opens and she charges in, tall (maybe 5'9''- 5'10'', slim and at first sight she is attractive. She is wearing a heavy coat and a furry hat. Very casual - which i dont mind to be honest. We exchange hellos and I offer her a drink - but I have only coke zero. She declines.

Venus herself is attractive-ish. Not as attractive as i fist thought she was. A little ditsy and im a little agitated now because she comes across as a talkative imature 16year old. She seems to have a nice figure from what i could see with all those layers on. Long legs.. nice lips...

Then she starts talking, about how she is an actress and was in the latest Star Wars or something.. and then spent the next 45 mins talking about her life, her work, and how she gets paid £500 to JUST have drinks with a guy. How some guy paid her £200 to sit and eat with him and a number of such examples. Im trying to find a way to politely bring her back to why she is here - atleast lets start with the massage. 45 mins in and her coat is still on and her hat and her uggs.

I then go in thinking either give me a massage or i just want to go home. I ask her how good are your massage skills and she responds that she is very good "BUT i dont do ANY extras of ANY kind. I get paid £500 to just have a drink and i dont even have to touch them so extras are a NO" she looks at me and my expressions and asks if I thought she gave extras - I responded yes, i was led to believe you did and her question follows how do you know? I didn't want to dob purple mighty in so told her I had read some reviews and she responds that they are a lie then because i do not do ANY extras.

Silence.......

she starts yapping on and on... i get off the bed and ask how much do i owe you, she says £120 (Purple told me £115) I give her £120... and she gets up and picks her bag up and says nice meeting you and leaves. I was thinking what a fucking "just pick any word you like and put it here". I got my stuff and left ... straight to Rainbow and spend the next 2 hours with Poppy.. and probably felt much much better than i think i would have had with a HE from Venus!

What a shockingly poor experience and what was she thinking she was there for? to have a chat with me? I blocked her number and messaged purple that i was disappointed at what took place that evening and that they led me to believe she offered extras as she was in their words "very open minded" they offered me a discount on my next booking - i said if you want to do something refund me my £120. They argued you should noyt have paid her as she didnt even give you a massage!

They messaged me then that Venus is making some very serious claims and that you have blocked her too - so please talk to her an clear things up! CLEAR WHAT UP?

I did eventually unblock her and it was a waste of time and there was nothing to achieve from that conversation! and for her claims and wanting to get the police involved... on what basis! i didn't even touch you or you me! Happy to have a conversation with them, you have my number and if you like ill give you my address too... send then over... she stopped replying after this..,.. and not without saying to me "you should shower, you stink" lol wow! that was so mature!


In short! not doing this again! if I do... admins please ban me!

NEVER AGAIN! i will stick to what i know, with all the emotional attachments etc its ok i will deal with the issues that go along with this




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[Jamgeezer]

Sorry to hear about your experience OP.

I just wanna know why you paid her the full amount even though you didn't receive any type of service. I understand maybe covering her travel but that should have been it.

[paceywitter]

Purple mighty at fault...they send her knowing your requirements..sorry for a bad experience mate and thanks for sharing as I was definitely tempted by her?..kayra and delilah were targets but its to risky with purple mighty it seems

[DeanoDeano]

At the risk of sounding a little rude or blunt here, I kind of fail to see how the responsibility for this being such a fail lies anywhere other than on you. If you’re going to book a legitimate massage there is ALWAYS the risk that that’s all you’ll get, unless you’ve agreed directly with the girl in advance of her arrival that you have other expectations and she agrees, quotes you a price, and you both confirm what’s going to happen.

Purple mighty, like other similar agencies do not ostensibly offer sexual services, they’re operating in that grey area where they leave it up to the individual therapist to decide boundaries and what they’re comfortable with. I’m sure you’re aware from reading various threads on here what “YMMV” Means.

As for her not even providing you with a massage, why the fuck did you not ask her to? Like, five minutes of small talk, okay, but then just get a towel out, ask her where on the bed she wants you to lie, say “shall I undress for the massage now?” None of how you describe this experience makes any sense whatsoever, and as for complaining afterwards to the agency, jeez, 

[Barneypunt]

This is completely your fault.

Why didn’t you ask her to start the massage? “Ok, time for my massage”
Why would you ask her how much you owe her at the end? “I booked a massage and you haven’t massaged, you may leave”
Why did you even let her in after being 30 mins late? I’ve turned girls away for being 30 mins late without apologising.
Why complain to the agency? You let her talk for 45 mins and didn’t even try to take control. The agency didn’t promise you any special services.
Take accountability and be more assertive next time. It’s your money.

[FidoDido69]

Sorry to hear about your experience OP.

I just wanna know why you paid her the full amount even though you didn't receive any type of service. I understand maybe covering her travel but that should have been it.

I know man! purple said the same that you should not have paid brt anything. But I don’t like confrontation and it was uncomfortable at that stage and I just wanted her to leave without drama !

[FidoDido69]

This is completely your fault.

Why didn’t you ask her to start the massage? “Ok, time for my massage”
Why would you ask her how much you owe her at the end? “I booked a massage and you haven’t massaged, you may leave”
Why did you even let her in after being 30 mins late? I’ve turned girls away for being 30 mins late without apologising.
Why complain to the agency? You let her talk for 45 mins and didn’t even try to take control. The agency didn’t promise you any special services.
Take accountability and be more assertive next time. It’s your money.

Yes, I agree . I should have got the massage going sooner - and perhaps of nothing more I would have had a massage atleast!

But … as explained since my last experience with Soraya I had had numerous open dialogues with Purple and they fully knew my expectations. They knew I did not want FS but did want extras. After which if I enquired about a SP they were open and would tell me straight up that:

• We don’t know if she does extras
• Yes, she is very open minded and would meet your expectations
• Or NO, she doesn’t do anything to our knowledge

So with Venus, they were pretty clear that she was open minded and that I would be very happy. I clarified that does she fit my requirements and expectations and was reassured that yes she does!

I didn’t complain per se ! All k messaged to them to say was that I was disappointed as I had asked you a number of times and you reassured me that she was open minded and offered, and forget the extras she didn’t even give a massage. They offered a discount and I told them k don’t want one as I won’t be using you again and if you really want to compensate me - refund me.

They asked Venus and she kicked off with all sorts of rubbish which just wasn’t true ..

So yes , I should have taken control sooner - but I do like to have a bit of a chat to build some sort of connection.

But , the agency did offer and reassure me that, as you call it “special services” would be on offer. Even then I was never going to fight them .. I don’t have the energy … I prefer to move on and everyone reading this can chose to conduct them selves in a manner that is natural to them - and if there is anything anyone can take from my experience and turn it into a positive for them - good for them! Is that the whole point of this forum to learn from others expiences?

[Barneypunt]

How do you expect to get special services when you didn’t even ask for the massage itself?

Again, no point complaining to the agency as you didn’t even initiate the massage to even get to the stage of finding out if she’s ‘open minded’ or not.

[FidoDido69]

How do you expect to get special services when you didn’t even ask for the massage itself?

Again, no point complaining to the agency as you didn’t even initiate the massage to even get to the stage of finding out if she’s ‘open minded’ or not.

In all these years, i have never had a situation where you are there for a massage, or she has arrived to give a massage and just yapped away. They come and they are ready to get on with it... here there was nothing of the sort it was almost as if she was in her " i get paid £500" ist to have a drink with someone..." frame of mind.


I accept my failure in this - but she was there for a massage and she did nothing, or took the oil out to start prepping. Im not even sure now if she had oil!

But yes, i know my failings - but doesn't mean i wasn't disappointed and equally she being a professional shouldn't be in a situation like this either.

BUT as mentioned - they agency were clear on her that she offered extras... as i have been talking to them regularly and they would tell me straight if they are 100% legit or extras are on the table. and if they didn't know - they said so

[dross]

Jesus dude, take the bull by the horns, you're paying so you are in control, she was there to massage you, why the fuck did you pay her when she didn't do anything?!  You only owed her the travel costs, if anything, given she was so late! She absolutely played you! 

[dross]

"special services" or open mindedness is always YMMV though as it's at their discretion... this isn't an escort service, you have to be willing to come away with just a massage... the sexy photos they put up is just to get your cash in their pockets!

[FidoDido69]

Jesus dude, take the bull by the horns, you're paying so you are in control, she was there to massage you, why the fuck did you pay her when she didn't do anything?!  You only owed her the travel costs, if anything, given she was so late! She absolutely played you! 

I played my self in being all polite! Have to blame my self.

[FidoDido69]

"special services" or open mindedness is always YMMV though as it's at their discretion... this isn't an escort service, you have to be willing to come away with just a massage... the sexy photos they put up is just to get your cash in their pockets!

I’d have been not so frustrated had I got the massage .. but - it is what it is. 

[yesbby]

You also lied to her about why you were expecting extras, which hardly helps, especially if you are saying you've read she did sexual things when she hasn't.

Those agencies are fairly distant from the girls - sometimes they don't even know if they're in the country. I think you're getting in a big muddle here

[kuck]

Something tells me you'll see her again. I hope I'm wrong.

[dross]

I’d have been not so frustrated had I got the massage .. but - it is what it is.

then this massage WSWS isn't the game for you my friend.

[SonofAJohn]

OP, you need to enrol in Versace's punting classes and learn how to do this thing properly. It is your money and you need to be more assertive.
Shocking...

[FidoDido69]

You also lied to her about why you were expecting extras, which hardly helps, especially if you are saying you've read she did sexual things when she hasn't.

Those agencies are fairly distant from the girls - sometimes they don't even know if they're in the country. I think you're getting in a big muddle here

I got caught off guard a little as was not expecting that conversation. And she asked me if I was expecting extras and the answer was yes. Why? That I didn’t see coming ..

But given how purple had been telling me which girls were offering, which didn’t and the ones they didn’t know if they did or not .. I didn’t doubt that as felt like they were being straight and upfront .

Perhaps something else triggered her and she decided that she won’t do anything - which she in her right to.

This was all just messy
 

[FidoDido69]

Something tells me you'll see her again. I hope I'm wrong.

Not a chance

[FidoDido69]

OP, you need to enrol in Versace's punting classes and learn how to do this thing properly. It is your money and you need to be more assertive.
Shocking...

I’ve had some good successes and have been back regularly including Masha’s (Edgeware and Enfield) .. I was very regular T Chloe’s in Whetstone .. so this was trying something different and both outcalls for me were a flop .. pun intended!

So perhaps outcalls are not me - as I’ve struggled to get anywhere with the first so so  -‘ and this a big no no!

For now - outcalls are out!

Based on my comfort and satisfaction ratings .. list in order of preference

• Strip Club
• massage with some extras
• Cooking / ironing
• Sitting in a club with SP’s working and chatting with them
• Escorts
• washing my drive
• changing a flat tyre
• an outcall from Purple Mighty

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[scutty brown]

this is her as well
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all I'll add is that if you ever thought you were going to get a good massage session out of a 25 year old Brazilian, you're mad.
All she'll be trained in doing is opening her legs - and she'll try to minimise that effort

[yesbby]

But other people do get a 'massage with some extras' from Purple Mighty. This girl either doesn't do extras or didn't like you enough to offer them. The latter has happened to most of us in these situations. As far as I'm aware, no one else on here expects these services to be detailed by the agency. They are a middle man for SPs who have wildly varying extras lists and prices. Some of the girls, we all know now, will ask enormous prices for FS and even for lesser services. None of this is guaranteed or listed on these types of agency websites. It is a process of try them and see, WSWS. Negotiate.
You don't seem to be distinguishing between what went wrong - the agency, the girl, the chemistry between you two or your own failing to be clear and polite about what you hope for. I personally would never discuss any of this with the agency as some of them will blacklist you and the SPs may also get in trouble. Take it or leave it but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist over an unwilling massage therapist who you didn't get along with 

[paceywitter]

They got hot new girls on there..Will try a few

[Atrueyorkie]

Think we’ve all had a punt where things go so fast you make dumb decisions and then face palm later.

Hindsight is wonderful.

Unlucky OP, next time just be more assertive. Sounds like you are new or too nice, you let her yap on for ages. That time is your money and her already being late I would have personally told her to get moving quicker or go home.

She sounds like she’s in lala land. Nobody cares to hear how much you made by having dinner with someone. I would have shut that nonsense conversation down.

You could have bartered with the agency more, use the lateness as one of the angles. Very costly massage with no extras she must be laughing all the way to the bank

[FidoDido69]

But other people do get a 'massage with some extras' from Purple Mighty. This girl either doesn't do extras or didn't like you enough to offer them. The latter has happened to most of us in these situations. As far as I'm aware, no one else on here expects these services to be detailed by the agency. They are a middle man for SPs who have wildly varying extras lists and prices. Some of the girls, we all know now, will ask enormous prices for FS and even for lesser services. None of this is guaranteed or listed on these types of agency websites. It is a process of try them and see, WSWS. Negotiate.
You don't seem to be distinguishing between what went wrong - the agency, the girl, the chemistry between you two or your own failing to be clear and polite about what you hope for. I personally would never discuss any of this with the agency as some of them will blacklist you and the SPs may also get in trouble. Take it or leave it but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist over an unwilling massage therapist who you didn't get along with

I agree , I’m at fault here no doubt . But my whole experience was a negative. I wrongly perhaps took the agency at their word as I felt they were being Open and forward about the girls. And clearly she either wasn’t up for it / or what ever just my experience of it all … as this has never happened before. I know me and I know that I’m not disagreeable to the eyes .. but hey ho!

[FidoDido69]

Think we’ve all had a punt where things go so fast you make dumb decisions and then face palm later.

Hindsight is wonderful.

Unlucky OP, next time just be more assertive. Sounds like you are new or too nice, you let her yap on for ages. That time is your money and her already being late I would have personally told her to get moving quicker or go home.

She sounds like she’s in lala land. Nobody cares to hear how much you made by having dinner with someone. I would have shut that nonsense conversation down.

You could have bartered with the agency more, use the lateness as one of the angles. Very costly massage with no extras she must be laughing all the way to the bank

No extras ??? No massage either!

Yes I’m guilty of being nice often to my own detriment often.

[webpunter]

In short! not doing this again! if I do... admins please ban me!

Up there for quote of the month

Unlucky
What a cluster fuck of a session 
I'm reading it & imagining what you must be thinking WTF
I couldn't help but smile thinking back to the once in a blue moon weird sessions i've had where the wheels have fallen off 
Hopefully therapeutic you sharing - sharing is a prpblem halved & all that
Onward & upward, better luck next time lesson learned

[Colston36]

What a puzzle. We are here to make sure you don't piss away good money on bad sex. Why did you join UKP?

[webpunter]

What a puzzle. We are here to make sure you don't piss away good money on bad sex. Why did you join UKP?

Most UKPers are havin a bit of a laarf @FD69's adventures
Relating in different ways to what was shared

You on the other hand come across miserable as
As far as i can see @FD69 joined UKP like many others
Have a bit of fun make others laarf [i certainly did], do some reviews [only 7 this calendar year, you might take note] & all which our fave sport encompasses

Just checking all ok at your end
Are you on a sabbatical or have you retired ?

[issacchilemba]

lol

Thanks for flagging!

A very entertaining read!

At least you had a nice chit chat anyway, not all bad! haha

[PumpDump]

A fool and his money are easily parted.

[FidoDido69]

A fool and his money are easily parted.

I wish the fool would part and leave the money behind ! Absolute tool this FD69! I’ve heard his wheels have truly fallen off the wagon’

[webpunter]

I wish the fool would part and leave the money behind ! Absolute tool this FD69! I’ve heard his wheels have truly fallen off the wagon’

Quality reply 
I'm not convinced the wheels were properly attached in the first place .... to then fall orf 

[FidoDido69]

Quality reply 
I'm not convinced the wheels were properly attached in the first place .... to then fall orf 

Hahah probably some truth in that ! I quote which I think I felt maybe explained it well …

I never found true love
but I did find self destruction 
And I’ve been told they are both 
a lot like the same thing…]

[paceywitter]

She does look tasty...obviously no one has had a good experience to counteract this review..shame as looks hot

[Stevelondon]

I like a good chit chat.
Expensive but what the hell.

I’m booking her 😂

[FidoDido69]

I like a good chit chat.
Expensive but what the hell.

I’m booking her 😂

Please do report back haha

[paceywitter]

Definitely be good to hear what she like with someone else..👍

[jsnsummer]

The Lesson: If you really want extras either book a FS appointment OR Really really do your homework on here!

If I want a massage I book a massage with no expectation of any extras. I always like to be clear on what I'm getting up front.