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"New" girl = veteran scalper from Liverpool St clip joints. Bemoaned that only central punters have enough money.  :thumbsdown:
"young" = 30s
Admittedly nice looking pair peeping out of her cleavage but she didn't offer services (presuming I couldn't afford her?) so who knows if they live up to expectations.
"Masseuse" = unskilled and dangerous, puts inflexive pressure on joints and across bone ridges
Shorts on time.
Avoid

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Venue is still very hit or miss. I have a couple of reviews on here confirming that.
Yulin continues to be the only recent positive encounter I have had there and not sure if even she has moved on to pastures new.
Bromley in general continues to disappoint with a lack of new talent at Bamboo in East Street (always chinese or Rom) and the place opposite Boots (Occasionally a brazilian but usually chinese and the polish girl who has been there since 1983 despite her alleged conveyor belt of rich boyfriends)....
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Venue is still very hit or miss. I have a couple of reviews on here confirming that.
Yulin continues to be the only recent positive encounter I have had there and not sure if even she has moved on to pastures new.
Bromley in general continues to disappoint with a lack of new talent at Bamboo in East Street (always chinese or Rom) and the place opposite Boots (Occasionally a brazilian but usually chinese and the polish girl who has been there since 1983 despite her alleged conveyor belt of rich boyfriends)....

Sadly Yulin AWOL from Bromley for a couple of months now.  She was doing more days in Central London (implied at a higher price) so perhaps she's followed the cash.  :unknown: :dash:

Natalia is a fat BS merchant and every Asian at China Health, regardless of claimed nationality, has been a scalper.  Would advise swerving all out of hand.

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Oh dear. Thanks for the review.   :hi:

Guess I'll have avoid these places. I've been to Ruby Spa a few times but never met and don't want to run into LuLu. I do like the premises though. Ensuite showers and well kept rooms.

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Sadly Yulin AWOL from Bromley for a couple of months now.  She was doing more days in Central London (implied at a higher price) so perhaps she's followed the cash.  :unknown: :dash:

Natalia is a fat BS merchant and every Asian at China Health, regardless of claimed nationality, has been a scalper.  Would advise swerving all out of hand.

Did you have an appointment with Yulin?
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Oh dear. Thanks for the review.   :hi:

Guess I'll have avoid these places. I've been to Ruby Spa a few times but never met and don't want to run into LuLu. I do like the premises though. Ensuite showers and well kept rooms.

It is a nice venue, I like the place. See my review of Judy here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=391086.0
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Did you have an appointment with Yulin?

Mamasan hasn't said she's available for months now, Yulin didn't say anything about quitting there when I last saw her just that she'd picked up more days in town. Last update from mamasan was that she might be back in Feb but that could've been a psyke to accept other girls she suggested (her other recommends have all been meh).

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Mamasan hasn't said she's available for months now, Yulin didn't say anything about quitting there when I last saw her just that she'd picked up more days in town. Last update from mamasan was that she might be back in Feb but that could've been a psyke to accept other girls she suggested (her other recommends have all been meh).

When did you last see yulin

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"New" girl = veteran scalper from Liverpool St clip joints. Bemoaned that only central punters have enough money.  :thumbsdown:
"young" = 30s
Admittedly nice looking pair peeping out of her cleavage but she didn't offer services (presuming I couldn't afford her?) so who knows if they live up to expectations.
"Masseuse" = unskilled and dangerous, puts inflexive pressure on joints and across bone ridges
Shorts on time.
Avoid

My mileage with her was quite different had her several times in the past not the best but still decent

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My mileage with her was quite different had her several times in the past not the best but still decent

Do you think she is the same as the Lulu you reviewed from Farringdon?  You paid +80 for the OWO?  Although the estimated ages would suggest they're not the same the attitude to pricing may not be just a coincidence.  At 130+ all in there are a lot of girls with better attitudes to be enjoyed.

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Do you think she is the same as the Lulu you reviewed from Farringdon?  You paid +80 for the OWO?  Although the estimated ages would suggest they're not the same the attitude to pricing may not be just a coincidence.  At 130+ all in there are a lot of girls with better attitudes to be enjoyed.

Both Lulus are different, not the same.
What’s your experience with Yulin been like though and when was the last time she was there

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Both Lulus are different, not the same.
What’s your experience with Yulin been like though and when was the last time she was there

Yes LLPunting, a review on Yulin would be much appreciated.
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Yes LLPunting, a review on Yulin would be much appreciated.

If I find her working again and confirm services and prices.
Budgiesmuggler's words about her from last year pretty much say it, both you and Alel noted her then.
She was probably best of the Ruby crew (and the dismal Bromley offerings) but then they weren't setting any high water marks.
If Skyline hadn't lost so many girls or downgraded their offerings then I'd have stuck with them for being more convenient, cheaper door price and better extras. The BB revelation by WD is another factor keeping me away.  Yulin is younger than almost anyone they had on their roster but her service delivery wouldn't have matched or  bested some of them.  With no new blood scented I might skip SE London altogether soon.  Last vain explorations to try in Sidcup (although the Italian seems to have long departed) and possibly any new talent that might surface in Orpington, although New Malden is more convenient more often.
Past service levels from Cici and Jenny both eclipse Yulin, Jenny's latest inferior to Yulin past. Will have to sample NM's Lulu if she's different to this one.  The new Motspur lot also needs a good rooting about.

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If I find her working again and confirm services and prices.
Budgiesmuggler's words about her from last year pretty much say it, both you and Alel noted her then.
She was probably best of the Ruby crew (and the dismal Bromley offerings) but then they weren't setting any high water marks.
If Skyline hadn't lost so many girls or downgraded their offerings then I'd have stuck with them for being more convenient, cheaper door price and better extras. The BB revelation by WD is another factor keeping me away.  Yulin is younger than almost anyone they had on their roster but her service delivery wouldn't have matched or  bested some of them.  With no new blood scented I might skip SE London altogether soon.  Last vain explorations to try in Sidcup (although the Italian seems to have long departed) and possibly any new talent that might surface in Orpington, although New Malden is more convenient more often.
Past service levels from Cici and Jenny both eclipse Yulin, Jenny's latest inferior to Yulin past. Will have to sample NM's Lulu if she's different to this one.  The new Motspur lot also needs a good rooting about.

Why haven’t you review here and she still there in central ?

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Why haven’t you review here and she still there in central ?

Entitled much?

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Entitled much?

It's a fair request LLPunting, you were asking for info about Yulin a few months back. It now transpires you've visited her multiple times. A full review would be beneficial. I called Ruby and they told me she is back next month.
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It's a fair request LLPunting, you were asking for info about Yulin a few months back. It now transpires you've visited her multiple times. A full review would be beneficial. I called Ruby and they told me she is back next month.

Still entitled much?
Not at all a fair "whine" from a 3-reviews-since-August demanding whelp who clearly is 1) clearly more active than that 2) isn't reading properly nor accepting what was already stated 3) Not behaving as he demands...
Seem yulin already. Typo

How many reviews did I just drop of encounters worth mentioning since Nov '23, how many since Mar '23?  What stone are you casting?

As I said by PM there was nothing to add beyond Budgie's commentary and reiterating what was said here already:
Yulin is MIA
As posted Budgiesmuggler called it as far as her looks and service go.
Never got more than a blowie from her.
She's "best" in BRx desert but inferior to the New Malden lot.  ...
I will probably be checking out more West and South of Wimbledon especially if Sidcup comes up empty.  Fuck, I really don't want to have to ferret about in Dartford.  :dash:
...

Happy smashing

My asking for info in Mar '23 was a simple ask and grateful for the succinct but positive reiteration by Budgie (I missed his original Jan '23 lead) I had a go myself; good enough to return to if nothing better to try or return to, plenty of these latter two to occupy me.  And other punters are reporting other "young" prospects fleetingly found elsewhere.

IF she comes back I'm not holding out much hope she'll offer the same as before at the same price given she moved to doing more days in town at higher prices before she vanished.  I wouldn't see her again at higher prices (35 or 50 door fee +60) given what's available from an escort at 120-130ph and Yulin is not a destination masseuse.  Even the recent "poor" showing from Jenny in New Malden (45+60) was only a little inferior to Yulin's value proposition, it was just neg by her own previous VFM.  Had Jenny been at her former level then a clear winner between the two.  Even her best would only be real VFM at 45+70/80, any higher and she looses out to the escorts of all stripes all over at 120-150ph.

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Still entitled much?
Not at all a fair "whine" from a 3-reviews-since-August demanding whelp who clearly is 1) clearly more active than that 2) isn't reading properly nor accepting what was already stated 3) Not behaving as he demands...
How many reviews did I just drop of encounters worth mentioning since Nov '23, how many since Mar '23?  What stone are you casting?

As I said by PM there was nothing to add beyond Budgie's commentary and reiterating what was said here already:
My asking for info in Mar '23 was a simple ask and grateful for the succinct but positive reiteration by Budgie (I missed his original Jan '23 lead) I had a go myself; good enough to return to if nothing better to try or return to, plenty of these latter two to occupy me.  And other punters are reporting other "young" prospects fleetingly found elsewhere.

IF she comes back I'm not holding out much hope she'll offer the same as before at the same price given she moved to doing more days in town at higher prices before she vanished.  I wouldn't see her again at higher prices (35 or 50 door fee +60) given what's available from an escort at 120-130ph and Yulin is not a destination masseuse.  Even the recent "poor" showing from Jenny in New Malden (45+60) was only a little inferior to Yulin's value proposition, it was just neg by her own previous VFM.  Had Jenny been at her former level then a clear winner between the two.  Even her best would only be real VFM at 45+70/80, any higher and she looses out to the escorts of all stripes all over at 120-150ph.

@LLPunting, what service did you get from Yulin? Was the BJ uncovered, did she allow CIM? Any frottage? Is she up for FS? Can you describe her looks facially and body in detail? Thanks
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@LLPunting, what service did you get from Yulin? Was the BJ uncovered, did she allow CIM? Any frottage? Is she up for FS? Can you describe her looks facially and body in detail? Thanks

Half decent BJ was OWO, no to everything else, those aren't on offer.  Unremarkable face and body with nat As, she's just less mercenary and mechanical than the other avoidables at this parlour, so if you're so desperate to unload and can't wait to Orpington or Catford/Lewisham then perhaps if Yaya's blowie doesn't do it for you.   :unknown:
Her massage skills aren't as good as Yaya or other girls either.  She does do body (not pussy) slides briefly but given the body it's not a destination offering.  So really any escort in the area, even the passing Latin or, as it's you, Rom girls, would offer similar if not better prospects/value.

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Half decent BJ was OWO, no to everything else, those aren't on offer.  Unremarkable face and body with nat As, she's just less mercenary and mechanical than the other avoidables at this parlour, so if you're so desperate to unload and can't wait to Orpington or Catford/Lewisham then perhaps if Yaya's blowie doesn't do it for you.   :unknown:
Her massage skills aren't as good as Yaya or other girls either.  She does do body (not pussy) slides briefly but given the body it's not a destination offering.  So really any escort in the area, even the passing Latin or, as it's you, Rom girls, would offer similar if not better prospects/value.

Lol. Very interesting. So despite her "Unremarkable face and body", "massage skills aren't as good as Yaya or other girls", "given the body it's not a destination offering" and any other escort in the area "would offer similar if not better prospects/value", you still visited her multiple times. Some might speculate you are trying to keep her all for yourself  :lol:
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Lol. Very interesting. So despite her "Unremarkable face and body", "massage skills aren't as good as Yaya or other girls", "given the body it's not a destination offering" and any other escort in the area "would offer similar if not better prospects/value", you still visited her multiple times. Some might speculate you are trying to keep her all for yourself  :lol:

3 times to satisfy an inconvenient drainage requirement in about 7-8 months is hardly hoarding on a shitty return commute from clients.  Note no-one other than Budgie has mentioned her and we know there are more than a few active here who plunder SE London and even more who leech for this area... not a peep. 
It shouldn't be surprising that my actual regulars get far more attention more often.
By all means go try and GL with the mileage but if it comes up short I'll expect you to say the "I told you so" here for me, especially given the levels you might be after.

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3 times to satisfy an inconvenient drainage requirement in about 7-8 months is hardly hoarding on a shitty return commute from clients.  Note no-one other than Budgie has mentioned her and we know there are more than a few active here who plunder SE London and even more who leech for this area... not a peep. 
It shouldn't be surprising that my actual regulars get far more attention more often.
By all means go try and GL with the mileage but if it comes up short I'll expect you to say the "I told you so" here for me, especially given the levels you might be after.

Back in March you referred to her as a "cutie 20-something Chinese", asked for more info, subsequentially visited her at least 3 times, and you now expect us to believe she is not worth going to see. Come on LL, you are losing all credibility.
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Back in March you referred to her as a "cutie 20-something Chinese", asked for more info, subsequentially visited her at least 3 times, and you now expect us to believe she is not worth going to see. Come on LL, you are losing all credibility.

Nope, I got a glimpse of her at the time, she is certainly 20s, so fresh-faced youth aside, her actual features aren't as "cute" as I thought on subsequent closer engagement, she's not as petite or delicately featured as my first glance mistakenly registered under the influence of "letch-cock-see-young-woman".  She's perhaps 5'5+ and medium frame.  On subsequent visits whilst still smiley and friendly she was not more fond or familiar, she'd pay more attention to the CCTV watching for clients whilst massaging or when later shedding clothes or getting dressed.  Go see her and GL.

Compare that to the kind of treatment you're getting from your Lulu and unless you're overwhelmingly obsessed with age, body-fat levels or dismissiveness I'm pretty sure you'd spend more time shagging the older, flabbier gal who seems to want to be fucked by you.  It's possible the youngster will put out more for (lots) more cash (I paid 50+60 for 1 hour+OWO) in which case your ongoing experience (and VFM) may well reach greater heights than mine but at that point I'd rather see a 100-150ph (older) escort with better looks, skills and engagement for an hour on a bed.  I never got more than 20-30ish of something extra time from Yulin and that was before she disappeared to the higher prices in the City.

Price and VFM is the reason I moved on from the previously superior and "cuter" but older Cici and Jenny because they were asking for 45+80/+100 for their FS package more than a year back and it was still possible to get similar elsewhere for 45+60.  None of the Osterley girls offered better and I dropped them when they upped their demands driving their all-in to 110+, especially poor given not much more than 30 mins of limited extras action and with less and less skill and engagement offered throughout. 

With the seemingly universal price inflation this last year I'm curious about the "new" Motspur Pk TCM @ 50+60 for hour+b2b+OWO (only tried twice and it's promising but far from certain).  If they included RO then they'd be more tempting.  It's why I went back to Jenny only to be disappointed with the degraded service.  It's why I took a sniff at Miko in Richmond and the Lavender Fields mob only to discover more disappointment.  I've also looked at a few of the reviewed Ilovemassage girls but they've all proven expensive even if they provide more than competent massage and b2b at 100/120ph+xxx.  With the massage+ price hikes all fall short of the value of a 100-150ph escort on a bed for "60" mins so this brings the likes of Tinaservices back in competition @120/140ph with her recent influx of "young" Chinese actual "cuties". 
There's also the Brazilian "Julie" matron mentioned at China Health recently, although I was only informed of a younger, chunky Brazilian incoherently not named Julie/Julia when I called, but if either of them pan out that's at least a more convenient stop and possible inflation-busting 45+60 for me.  The Watsana maids might have a rough gem amongst them, I will be having another look @ 50+40+.

Again best of luck giving her a spin, you may cum up better than I have but I would be genuinely surprised if you found all my "conspiratorial" contrasts and considerations without merit and priority.