Michelle Curvy Babe - Eltham

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Let a moment of desperation lead me to this place, even though I had a suspicion about what I was going to get.

£70 for 30 min.

Place is located on a fairly busy residential street and next to a popular local cafe, so if you’re local and unlucky you might be spotted. Flat is basic but clean.

The girl is easily twice as large as she appears in her photos. She has a very round gut that appears to protrude further than her (sizeable) tits. Her arse is wide but flat. Skin was rough and legs not recently shaven. Facially very average, plump and typical Romanian presentation (sorry, she claims to be “Hungarian”!). Basically I was not attracted to her at all and clearly should’ve walked but I was stupid/horny and decided to try to salvage something.

Despite her looks she seemed pleasant and made small talk. She also gave me a very brief massage which I didn’t expect. It only lasted about a minute but it felt very good indeed. Perhaps she should go into that business instead? 

Condom on and she delivered a decent bj. She knows how to suck a cock but I couldn’t get into it. I laid back on the bed and tried to imagine someone attractive. After a short time she started to position herself for sex but by that point I wasn’t interested in that. Instead I asked to have a tit wank. She lubec me up and did a pretty good job but I was struggling to stay hard. She instructed me to lay back and she started a rough hand job, accompanied by the occasional sigh or huff because I was clearly not getting there. I finally took over, closed my eyes, thought of someone else and eventually popped.

Quick clean up and I was gone in about 20 min. Spotted her flat mate Mia 28 on the way out and she looked only slightly better than my provider.

I’m half tempted to rate this as a neutral because I should’ve known better. But I’m going with Negative because she simply wasn’t attractive or well presented and her pics are very inaccurate.