External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyBooked half an hour with her today, I only ever risk 30 minutes on first appointments and am very pleased I did for this one. Communication was a series of 'yes, ok, yes, ok, thanks, ok, ok' so don't expect any pleasantries, not that this bothers me, some of the best shags I've had have been with girls who don't do all the pre-punt fluffy bullshit. Her AW page clearly said £50 for 30 minutes and I put a booking through. Turned up at a semi in the DE24 area of Derby and had no problems parking as there is a car park directly across the road from the front of the property. I'd already asked her not to wear any cheesy uniform outfits and just to wear a skirt, stockings and suspenders.
She answered the door and I was not disappointed in how she looked, very attractive, around 48 I'd say but clean and presentable. First issue... she hadn't worn what I asked for and despite the time I have been doing this I am beginning to appreciate more and more just what a bad sign this is. I specifically texted her that I had showered just before leaving as I always do to avoid the wet wipe round the cock routine which pisses me off.
She takes me upstairs and on the way up takes another call from a punter and I'm listening to this conversation… 'Yes darling, I am available, what time did you want to come etc etc,' She then ended the call by saying that she was actually busy at the moment and could he call back in half an hour? Her intentions were clear, she was a clock watcher and I'd be lucky to get my 30 minutes. Things then went from bad to worse when she tried to sting me for another £20 for the appointment by claiming her website said £70 for half an hour and that I'd made a mistake. I've been punting too long to fall for shit like this and I told her to check her website and it was definitely £50.00, realising I wasn't going to fall for it she backed down and said oh we'll sort it later. There was then a lot of noise from downstairs, generally a woman taking very loudly and I asked her who was in the house to which she replied that it was her sister and they do threesomes but its really not her sister!The noise was very off-putting. She then started getting into massage mode and asked if I wanted talc or oil to which I replied that if I wanted a massage I'd have booked a massage, this shit is just time wasting in my opinion. Then the final nail in the coffin was when she got a box of wet wipes down from the top of the wardrobe with every intention of wiping my cock down. I said, 'If your intention is to come near my cock with those wet wipes then that's me done, I told you I'd just been showered and it's actually quite offensive.' Oh, ok she said, you did mention you'd been showered but not everyone bothers getting a shower. To which I responded that I'd be insisting they took one rather than wiping their cocks down with a wet wipe. Then the final nail in the coffin (Yes, there were many final nails in this coffin) was that she wouldn't be doing oral without to which I responded that her profile said that she did. Aah, yes she said, but its at discretion. What does that actually mean I asked? You really need to update your profile page to something that is accurate. She relented and did perform OWO and she was very good but it was all very brief and the condom was on within 5 minutes of her sucking my cock. Sex was Ok but her general approach killed it for me, which is a shame because I suspect she could be very good if she had a shred of self-awareness and was actually interested in providing a decent service. Finished up in 20 minutes and we then discussed the money to which she said she'd take the price I booked it at because after all, she did accept the booking at that price; shame she didn't adopt that attitude at the start. I was out the door within 25 minutes leaving her to plenty of time to take the call she'd arranged at the start of my appointment.
