Anya Milton Keynes Escorts (Fenny Stratford)

[Shrubby]

I figured I'd best break my reviewing duck to attrack less flak elsewhere on the site.

External Link/Members Only

So, I was parked in Central MK, and called Annabellas and asked for the best place for a walk in. Every girl they had rostered looked gorgeous to me, and I quite liked the ldea of a lucky dip. They gave me an address, which I went to, and it turned out to be MKE's old premises, four miles away and next door to Ego Massage. Not really a problem, and if it was it'd be my fault for being vague when I phoned.

The old premises are not nearly as nice as the new premises. The maid led me to a room, and it had a hanging curtain, I assumed it led to a shower, but it was a scruffy lounge / storage area. It was okay, certainly fit for purpose, just not as modern and spangly as the new building near the garages. Anyway Sonia and Anya presented myself, of the two I'd say Sonia was the most immediately striking, yet Anya looked super hot in her festive garb, and I told the maid I didn't mind. She said "Anya then, Sonia's booking hasn't shown, but I guess he might turn up late." £70 paid for 30 minutes.

Anya is fabulous. I have to recommend. It was a slightly odd punt as I suddenly remembered that I couldn't find the deodorant before I left, and was self-consciously aware that I wasn't a fresh smelling as I'd have liked to have been. If she noticed she didn't let on, and did everything she could to give me a great time. The session was basically really good ow till she offered to jump on top to finish me off. The standard for me really, Mr Vanilla.

8.5/10 for Anya, she's really very nice, in a natural way. Great English, chatty and intelligent.

[DouglasReynholm]

Well done on telling us about the deodorant, shame about no details re what you did with the girl.

Hidden Image/Members Only
Here's some more useful info: you see that candlestick? ONE tiny nudge and it's on the floor in bits. Tat. Merry Christmas.

[Shrubby]

Look, what happens is I get grief by you choosing to be a total twat when I contribute to other areas of the site.

"Leave a review or get banned" you'll say.  I say "I only go to MKE once in a blue moon, what can anyone learn? It's like leaving a review of Wetherspoons".

Yet I play the game, I leave a review even though there's not a single thing I can think of that'll actually benefit anyone, and you're still not happy.

All you've really done is prove I was right all along. Good work.

I've no idea where that fireplace is, but I'll put hard cash on it not being in the building I was in.

[simon07]

Thanks for the review shrubby.
I like to choose WG who kiss, do OWO and are engaging. Did she like doggy, MISH, cowgal etc?

Romanians like Ella are amazing at make you feel good.
Hope to read reviews in future. 

[LauraHoD]

I figured I'd best break my reviewing duck to attrack less flak elsewhere on the site.

External Link/Members Only

So, I was parked in Central MK, and called Annabellas and asked for the best place for a walk in. Every girl they had rostered looked gorgeous to me, and I quite liked the ldea of a lucky dip. They gave me an address, which I went to, and it turned out to be MKE's old premises, four miles away and next door to Ego Massage. Not really a problem, and if it was it'd be my fault for being vague when I phoned.

The old premises are not nearly as nice as the new premises. The maid led me to a room, and it had a hanging curtain, I assumed it led to a shower, but it was a scruffy lounge / storage area. It was okay, certainly fit for purpose, just not as modern and spangly as the new building near the garages. Anyway Sonia and Anya presented myself, of the two I'd say Sonia was the most immediately striking, yet Anya looked super hot in her festive garb, and I told the maid I didn't mind. She said "Anya then, Sonia's booking hasn't shown, but I guess he might turn up late." £70 paid for 30 minutes.

Anya is fabulous. I have to recommend. It was a slightly odd punt as I suddenly remembered that I couldn't find the deodorant before I left, and was self-consciously aware that I wasn't a fresh smelling as I'd have liked to have been. If she noticed she didn't let on, and did everything she could to give me a great time. The session was basically really good ow till she offered to jump on top to finish me off. The standard for me really, Mr Vanilla.

8.5/10 for Anya, she's really very nice, in a natural way. Great English, chatty and intelligent.

Nothing really wrong for a first review but they (i.e. The UKP pros) probably want to know things like what services you wanted and were they agreed to without hesitation? Did they match the services on her profile? You said you did OW? Was that your choice or hers. Obviously you had a great time with Anya and that's great. But for lots of guys on here they want things like DFK and OWO so they are probably the main things to mention in a review as well as the overall "vibe"

Also they usually do have mens Deodorant at MKE and Annabellas so you should just ask.... Or even have a shower if you have time. Even a few mins to wash under your armpits if it makes you feel more comfortable and relaxed. If it makes you feel any better IMO they clients that want to be clean are not normally the ones that stink. Some have probably never washed under there armpits not just skipped Deodorant one morning.

I know it's none of my business but maybe members should be a bit more kind to someone who is writing their first ever review in what is not always a very welcoming environment. I mean at least he is trying!!

Gentle constructive criticism is better than just mocking the poor guy

I know loads of guys who tell me they read all the reviews on here and never make any posts so you should welcome anyone who tries to contribute. Rather than scaring off new members who could end up making valuable contributions

[simon07]

I have to agree with you Laura. That was kind feedback 

[DouglasReynholm]

My account was hacked: at least I've no recollection of posting it that Saturday night. Also, someone stole 2 bottles of Grey Goose from my cabinet and hit me over the head with a 9 iron. It's true about those candlesticks though.

[Shrubby]

Thanks for the support and the review of the review, Laura.

I knew it was a bit crap, but I didn't really have a lot to say. I don't really expect anything from an afternoon's adventure over and above seeing some quality boobs jiggle in my face for about 30 seconds, and a bit of friendly natter in a safe environment. I got everything I wanted.

I was rattling on about deodorant because it sort of dented the eroticism of the encounter, no one has a sexual fantasy where it gets to a bit and their inner voice is screaming "Christ, I reek.  Why do I smell like I've been working a 20 hour shift in a boiler room?" So while minging a bit made it awkward I just wanted to make it clear that that wasn't Anya's fault at all. I'd love to see her again, and next time I'll smell of roses. 

Kudos to Douglas for not rising to my previous response and swinging handbags.

[LauraHoD]

Unfortunately not all our clients have the same attitude to hygiene so at least you actually wanted to be clean. I don't even mind letting clients use my personal deoderant spray if they dont have men's one. Obviously you might smell bit girly though. The MK establishment should have men's products though usually in the bathroom. Or just ask them.

[scouting]

Kudos to Douglas for not rising to my previous response and swinging handbags.

Well put Shrubby 

[DouglasReynholm]

Well put Shrubby 

Men don't have handbags. 

And really they should provide deodorant and definitely shampoo that smells as little as possible. Not like it would cost much.

[LauraHoD]

They do normally have men's Deodorant and shower gel. I don't think shampoo is nessasary? Do you normally wash your hair afterwards?

[simon07]

It would be good to add toilet roll to guest services

[LauraHoD]

Toilet roll, Mouthwash, basic toiletries, tissues and wipe are all provided. If you can't see any just ask someone.

[scouting]

Toilet roll, Mouthwash, basic toiletries, tissues and wipe are all provided. If you can't see any just ask someone.

Laura, I'm enjoying your contributions, generally a breath of fresh air, but you're starting to come across as touting. 

[LauraHoD]

I don't think providing toilet paper to clients is that much of a luxury. Anyway I don't need to tout for business in Milton Keynes. I would be better off touting for HOD and I think i'm coming off as some kind of shower nazi psychopath on the London board!!

[DouglasReynholm]

They do normally have men's Deodorant and shower gel. I don't think shampoo is nessasary? Do you normally wash your hair afterwards?

There's often nothing in the shower but one shampoo to wash my hair and body with. I'm not married so it's not dangerous if I leave smelling like Laboratoire Garnier for women, but I'd rather not! 

Laura, I'm enjoying your contributions, generally a breath of fresh air, but you're starting to come across as touting. 

By checking I've got the right shampoo?? Anyway you always come across as scouting.

[anonymouse72]

By checking I've got the right shampoo?? Anyway you always come across as scouting.

She likes to be prepared, and head and shoulders above the rest