Visited this SP on the basis of recent good reviews. Tbh this meet had more red flags than a communist parade. I probably deserve the fleecing I got.
External Link/Members OnlyPrice - £90 1hr Incall b2b massage then £60 extra for FS.
Comms - Ist red flag. Initial comms via text were not great. However eventually agreed a meet time and was given postcode/street. I replied that I would message when I arraived but did not get a response (2nd red flag). Made my way to Edinburgh and got there 15min before meet time. Sent customary message to say in area and to let me know when ready for me to come... no response (3rd red flag). Decided to give benefit of doubt maybe just a conveyor belt with little gap between clients. Waited till meet time and text again. No response. Now at this point you would think that a sensible person would call it a night and head home... nah not me. Had the horn and with the glowing reviews clouding my judgement I called the SP. Rang for an uncomfortable amount of time (another red flag) before I got an answer and was directed up to the SP's flat.
Location - Quartermile area of edinburgh. Parking is an issue and was extortionate at location.
Appearance - Good enough looking slim chinese girl with nice small/firm tits... things are looking up surely
Service - So into flat and was asked to remove shoes at door and led into lounge area with massage bed as per previous reviews. I handed over £90 for 1hr massage and B2B (at this point it is 10mins past my booking slot). Stripped and then onto my front to relax and enjoy a nice massage. SP started with back and shoulders with very little oil was ok but not really that good tbh. This lasted mere minutes. I want to say 2 max before SP positioned hersel at my feet and began running her fingers up and down my legs. This was ticklish and tbh not my cup of tea. There was no massage at all on legs or feet.
I mean honestly do I just attract shit service from these 'massage' SPs or what
So anyway after 2mins of tickling my legs i felt SP climb onto table to rub her nipples up and down my legs for again what was a max of 2mins before climbing back down. She made her way to my head and motioned for me to turn at I shit you not less than 10mins into my 1hr
. I turned in the hope of better things to come LOL. So straight to the wee man who was surprisingly and with no help from the SP up for it. She then outright asked if I wanted extra... £30 for OW or £60 for sex. Small brain took control and I opted for FS for an additional £60.
So SP went for a condom and climbed aboard for cowgirl this lasted for a mere few minutes before SP asked if i wanted to go on top. I agreed. She lay on the massage table while I stood and entered her standing mish. She kept her legs locked to prevent any reasonable penetration and started jerking etc as per previous review. Eventually she climbed down and bent over for doggy which was good as I didn't need to look at her stupid face raging that I wasn't a pump, pump squirt kind of guy. Somehow managed to finish inside her while doggy.
Quick check of the watch and I am 25min into my 1hr booking so i lay back on the table. The look on the SP's face was priceless. So she wipes down the wee man and offers a shower. I refuse. She then decided to massage my legs for 2mins then moves up for a head/neck massage that lasted 1 minute. At this point she grabs my arms and hoists me up and i'm thinking shes gona do some stretching or thai massage stuff... NAH!!! She grabs my legs pulls me off the bed and says "it's time for you to go now"!!!!
At this point it is literally 30mins into my 1hr booking. I contemplate arguing but decide against it. Was back in the car 34mins after entering the flat.
I should point out throughout booking SP phone was going which she did manage to check whilst robbing me of my hard earned.
Overall - Well what can I say. Sometime you have a bad meet or the SP turns out to be a junkie... you take it on the chin. I've had some bad meets but this was the first time I actually felt robbed and was raging. Honestly think i'm gonna give up this game.
