External Link/Members OnlySaw this ad on Vivastreet and as I was passing through Shaftesbury the next day sent a message via Vivastreet. No reply so sent a text the next day. Quick reply saying Massage £50 with relief, very good massage on floor, no touching. Yep fine arranged a time and received a postcode which was for the new (ish) housing estate off the roundabout by Tescos in Shaftesbury. Viva ad says East Orchard which is a few miles from Shaftesbury.
Arrived at post code and rang for the actual address. Get to the flat and before I'm even in get told don't touch anything go straight to bathroom (where the taps were already running) and wash hands. Shown into a bedroom handed over the £50 and started to get undressed, told to put clothes on the floor not the bed. Strip off and as I'm getting pants off touch my dick. "You touched your willy", straight back to the bathroom to wash hands again.
Back in bedroom and the massage takes place on a very thin plastic adult sized baby changing mat sort of thing in a narrow space between the bed and the window. No pillow so had to put my head on one side. Get told "I'm taking my top and bra off now" which I can't see as she's out of sight. Strange but enjoyable massage interspersed with being told to count to 5, breathe in and hold breath until told to expel it, say Om while she's babbling on about fuck knows what. Second time I'm told to say Om I take a long breath and and let out a long Ommmmmmm. "Stop that she says, where did you learn to do that"? Replied "I'm a child of the 60s". That went over her head.
Get told to turn over and after a very short massage, not touching my dick a jump bag is produced that she manages with difficulty to get over my still limp dick. Then goes at it like a jackhammer stopping every 30 seconds or so to gently slap my slowly hardening dick a couple of times and then back to wanking. I say to her has she ever heard of edging, looks at me blankly so explain what it is and she says that's what she's doing. Err, no but by now I just want it over with and eventually come.
She wrestles the jump bag off tells me to stay laid down and count to 100 while she goes off. Comes back again "did you count to 100"? Nearly but you interrupted my counting I'll have to start again so very slowly start counting again. This flusters her and she tells me to stop, gives me some loo roll to clean up with and goes out the door again. So get up and start getting dressed look at my phone and I've only been in there 35 minutes of the 60 booked. When she comes in I pull her about it and she says it's because I can't lie down for long because of my leg (I came off my bike a week or so before and hurt my leg, told her to be careful with it when she was massaging). Argued the toss with her and got a tenner refund.
It's got to be one of the weirdest 'punts' I've ever had. She was friendly enough but very bossy. Do this do that don't do this n that. She'd probably make a good dominatrix. Massage itself was different and not too bad but overall an experience not to be repeated.
Said she's from London and was staying with friends, and she comes down a few times a year.
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