My final countdown. 5 reviews to go.
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External Link/Members OnlyI paid £70 or something there abouts for 30 mins.
Comms and Venue -Via text. Touch and go and she clearly tries fitting in as many bookings as possible.
Newish Docklands build. Inside was seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedy. Could smell weed and various equipment but also just genuine chaos like clothes and rubbish chucked all around. Bed seemed to be half put together. Ah here we go I thought.
Formalities, Looks and the Meet itself -Bubbly in a soft spoken, fake high pitch voice, I'm trying to be cute sort of way. Wasn't doing a think for me.
Looks. Horrible. Face you can generally tell she not a looker from profile but the boobs aren't anywhere as nice as they appear in some photos (lack of nipples also, probably within the inverted classification) and the bunda just ain't there. It wasn't even
volume with lack of cheeks like an EnglishSlutJessica IMO. It was just not there in person. I suppose it gives a little bit of a showing when she bends and arches (she can arch good). I just found her quite rectangular. Her belly is big too. I have nothing against thin legs but her legs were just weird and thin compared to the rest of her. It was a bizarre mix match of physical attributes. A cut and shut car
of multiple shit cars.
During booking did:
Oral without she doing way too much. Silly sound effects and OTT headbobbing while in reality you ain't feeling much at all on your actual member. Way too much hand also. I dunno where this oral master talk comes from. She couldn't take more than maybe half of my length also.
Protected sex was shit in my opinion and way too much silly sound effects and movements yet again. I had to tell her to stay still at one point. The arch was good in doggy but she was constantly swaying her body and being a nuisance. I managed to buss and run to freedom in the end. Probably short changed myself on time despite 30 mins being a short booking for me in first place.
Her pussy was somewhat uncomfortable and didn't feel good on the dick also. I can't explain it.
Let me try and think of a compliment? Pussy is tidy and innie, but I didn't indulge in fingering her or giving her oral. Arsehole looked tidy in doggy too.
Ratings -Face: 1 star
Body: 1 star
Attitude: 3 star
Service: 1 star
She's lucky I didn't put any 0 stars. I think given I gave the Pigeon 2 for face and 2 for body, these 1 stars are warranted.
Overall: 6/20. Well deserved bottom ranking of my list.
Rankings to date:
POSITIVES:
1) Carol Queen of Anal 18/20
2) LittleLouisexox 18/20
3) Scarlette_Wolfe 17/20
4) Tammy_xoxo 17/20
5) Elizabeth Romanova 17/20
6) BUSTY KLARA DEVINE 17/20
7) TurkishYasemin 17/20
8) Brielle 21 17/20
9) Yours_Khloe 17/20
10) juicy_jasmine 17/20
11) Elite-Jessica 16/20
12) Sensitive_Nympho 16/20
13) Natashaxx_ 16/20
14) HarperLAX 16/20
15) lexi.babe 15/20
16) Little-Brat-Jess 15/20
17) Englishslutjessica 15/20
18) Natalia_UK 15/20
19) AaliyahMoore 15/20
20) JessicaMilfRabbit 15/20
21) Lavish Diana 15/20
22) Angel-Alvarez 15/20
23) LatinaCleoRose 14/20
24) CleoEnglish 14/20
25) Angèle 14/20
NEUTRALS:
26) Beky-Bournemouth 13/20
27) BritishJasmineUK 13/20
28) SianBabeXXX 13/20
29) WannaComeAndPlayxx 13/20
30) British Lola May 13/20
31) British Dolll Lucy 13/20
32) Vicky_28 12/20
33) lulymay1 12/20
34) Szofi Hunter 12/20
35) TheArabPixie 12/20
36) KeiraKnoxx 12/20
NEGATIVES:
37) Pigeon Mode 11/20
38) English.Ella 11/20
39) Camilly big ass 10/20
40) english_tiffany_ 7/20
41) HUNGARIAN BADDIE 6/20
Topic: HUNGARIAN BADDIE - Docklands (you lot are wrong for this one) (Read 4286 times)