Pinky Lily, Dunfermline

[Poopster]

Pinky Lily, well I knew her reviews were a mixed bag, glowing positives all the way through to horrible negatives.  I thought "how bad can she be?", decided she was cute and that it didn't matter if she was a sack of spuds, I was still going to fuck a young cutie.  How wrong was I?  Very wrong.  It doesn't matter what we think we know in life, there's always something more to learn.  Punting is the same; you think you know how bad a punt can be, there's always going to be someone who will make you reassess how horrible an experience this game can be.

Anyway, onto it:

Comms, good, she replied quickly and politely.

Looks, good.  Chubby wee thing, won't be everyone's cup of tea but I found her to be attractive.  Clean pussy, fully shaven, perky little tits, pretty face, I like her look.

And then it all goes downhill.

I go to eat her pussy.  "No, not like that, don't touch me with your nose.  Don't put your tongue inside.  Very gentle on the clit."  I soon gave up on this.

A little suck on her tits.  "No, not directly on the nipple.  Too much saliva, you're slobbering on me like a dog."

I get her on her knees, arse in the air.  It's a glorious sight, I decide to give that arsehole a lick, the pussy looks inviting too.  "Do not lick my vagina after my anus, it is unhygienic." 

I say "You know I don't think I've done anything right since I came through the door."  She replies "No, I don't think you have." 

I ask her to stay in doggy and pass me a condom, I fit it and grudge-fuck her until I cum.  I get dressed and go, 15 mins into a 60 min punt. 

Current price is £100 for the hour, I'm pretty sure I paid £120 for my 15 mins of misery.

I just can't convey how miserable a punt this was, Lily is in the wrong game.  A million miles removed from her proclamation of being the cool fuck-buddy you had at college, she's neurotic and cold. 

Just don't.

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[oldgeezer]

I saw her about 2months ago much the same experience as mine .

[bigmike32]

Always been tempted to see her but now know she is one to avoid.

[bluetable]

A shame -- I enjoed my time with her a couple of years ago, always meant to revisit, but I think I'll give it a miss now.  Thanks for the review.

[Pinky Lily]

... If I were a man, water boarding couldn't get this kind of confession out of me. You just admitted in from of hundreds, if not thousands of people, that you are terrible at sex. You accomplished nothing else here.

As for ass to vagina action, a quick Google search (or just using common sense) would tell you this is how you can contract an extremely nasty UTI. How old are you to not know this? You seemed like a grown adult, and yet you have no sex education. You also forgot to mention how you tried to literally STORM OUT of my apartament like an angry kid - manchild, more like - but couldn't hack how to twist a key in the main doors lock, so you had to sulk there until I caught up with you. Anyhoo, to the main bit.

Its funny how you lot never mention how I speak to you about UKP (because I did, both to this guy and the negative reviewer from Aberdeen as well; in second case I couldn't stop myself from laughing in his face when he screamed "DO YOU KNOW UK WEBSITE?!!!!!"; his absolutely ridiculous, misplaced outrage and entitlement were hilarious; a light at the end of a pretty much insufferable booking).
After the booking I encouraged you myself to leave me a negative review. I don't know why you didn't mention that. I don't want clients from UKP. No. None of you. I really don't. Why? Because you are mostly nothing but entitled nonces no one in the industry treats seriously. WGs are all laughing at you (yes, we do, we speak to each other) and your jerk circle fanfictions you are posting here. Nice clients know that no one with right head on their shoulders writes an entire essay about their prostitute booking (and then actually PAYS to post it). You are a joke and please, for the love of God, stop writing about me whatever your opinion about my services, negative or positive. I paid £25 just to voice my point of view, so I'd appreciate if you'd respect my wishes and just left me the fuck alone. I couldn't care less if you think I have a "perfectly shaven muff" or if I'm "in the wrong game". I'm not going anywhere, not changing jobs or services provided because of you, and I am and will be able to support myself without you; as I said, good clients are not bothered with your bullshit, if anything they are repulsed. You are the scum of the industry, nothing more, nothing less, but luckily, you don't matter, as you are just a very bitter, very tiny minority. I admit, you can be quite funny with all your resentment and entitlement, but nonetheless, I don't want to hear from any of you ever again. The amount of reviews I've collected over the years suggests you may be a little obsessed with me. Stop. Just stop. Please, collectively give up on me already. Assume I'm a shitty escort and leave me alone, you have plenty of other choice on AW. I don't want or need your business. Skip my profile. Don't bother me, don't book me, don't visit me.

Not yours and with absolutely no respect
Pinky Lily

[Iloveoral]

Welcome to UKP 

To be fair your selling sex
This is a site that reviews said paid sex services.

I went for a pizza last week and the service was crap so I left a review stating so
Was that wrong of me?

As I see this the same, you offer a service, the consumer is giving feedback on your service.
If he was unhappy with the service, did you offer anything to resolve the issue?
I assume you kept the whole hours fee?

You are within your rights not to see UKP members, I would add that to your AW page if you haven’t already.

I approved your post as you stated you paid £25 and I was happy for you to have your opinion heard, just like the guy that wrote this review, paid and had his opinion heard.

[Pinky Lily]

Welcome to UKP 

To be fair your selling sex
This is a site that reviews said paid sex services.

I went for a pizza last week and the service was crap so I left a review stating so
Was that wrong of me?

As I see this the same, you offer a service, the consumer is giving feedback on your service.
If he was unhappy with the service, did you offer anything to resolve the issue?
I assume you kept the whole hours fee?

You are within your rights not to see UKP members, I would add that to your AW page if you haven’t already.

I approved your post as you stated you paid £25 and I was happy for you to have your opinion heard, just like the guy that wrote this review, paid and had his opinion heard.

I have nothing against reviews per se. I like the AW feedbacks; they are short, stay on topic and go both ways. It's not a case on UKP. I hope God strikes me down with a lightning if I ever go to a pizzeria and then write a whole essay about how shitty it was, even though I ate the whole thing and left with my belly full. I kept the whole fee as reviewer was provided with services advertised and wasn't mislead in any way, and so to speak, got his whole pizza and ate it.
I don't even mention UKP on my profile as I don't even want people to find out about it. Prevalent misogyny here makes my stomach turn, and I don't want to contribute in any form to the traffic here.
All I'm asking is to UKP to leave me alone. You had your fun, you slandered me enough already, assume I'm terrible and just don't come. Go get your pizza someplace else. 

[big-al93]

... If I were a man, water boarding couldn't get this kind of confession out of me. You just admitted in from of hundreds, if not thousands of people, that you are terrible at sex. You accomplished nothing else here.

As for ass to vagina action, a quick Google search (or just using common sense) would tell you this is how you can contract an extremely nasty UTI. How old are you to not know this? You seemed like a grown adult, and yet you have no sex education. You also forgot to mention how you tried to literally STORM OUT of my apartament like an angry kid - manchild, more like - but couldn't hack how to twist a key in the main doors lock, so you had to sulk there until I caught up with you. Anyhoo, to the main bit.

Its funny how you lot never mention how I speak to you about UKP (because I did, both to this guy and the negative reviewer from Aberdeen as well; in second case I couldn't stop myself from laughing in his face when he screamed "DO YOU KNOW UK WEBSITE?!!!!!"; his absolutely ridiculous, misplaced outrage and entitlement were hilarious; a light at the end of a pretty much insufferable booking).
After the booking I encouraged you myself to leave me a negative review. I don't know why you didn't mention that. I don't want clients from UKP. No. None of you. I really don't. Why? Because you are mostly nothing but entitled nonces no one in the industry treats seriously. WGs are all laughing at you (yes, we do, we speak to each other) and your jerk circle fanfictions you are posting here. Nice clients know that no one with right head on their shoulders writes an entire essay about their prostitute booking (and then actually PAYS to post it). You are a joke and please, for the love of God, stop writing about me whatever your opinion about my services, negative or positive. I paid £25 just to voice my point of view, so I'd appreciate if you'd respect my wishes and just left me the fuck alone. I couldn't care less if you think I have a "perfectly shaven muff" or if I'm "in the wrong game". I'm not going anywhere, not changing jobs or services provided because of you, and I am and will be able to support myself without you; as I said, good clients are not bothered with your bullshit, if anything they are repulsed. You are the scum of the industry, nothing more, nothing less, but luckily, you don't matter, as you are just a very bitter, very tiny minority. I admit, you can be quite funny with all your resentment and entitlement, but nonetheless, I don't want to hear from any of you ever again. The amount of reviews I've collected over the years suggests you may be a little obsessed with me. Stop. Just stop. Please, collectively give up on me already. Assume I'm a shitty escort and leave me alone, you have plenty of other choice on AW. I don't want or need your business. Skip my profile. Don't bother me, don't book me, don't visit me.

Not yours and with absolutely no respect
Pinky Lily

Is this not incredibly disrespectful to the 5 of your reviewers that left positive reviews? Or the 9 out of 20 on your previous profile that left positive reviews. Most people here are not actually bitter but find this a useful place to share information about the escorts that do a good job and warn about those that do not and are not worthy of earning our hard earned cash. Most escorts try incredibly hard in a difficult job, and just like UKP is a tiny proportion of the punters out there, a minority of escorts are trying not to provide the services that they advertise, scam people out of their money and a few who simply should not be escorts. TBH all escorts over time will probably end up with some neutral or negative reviews as sexual services and attractiveness are completley subjective and personal. This is not a bad thing as not all people are likely to get on with each other.
TBH I find your need to join this site to have a wee rant more concerning than anything contained in the reviews.

[Pinky Lily]

TBH I find your need to join this site to have a wee rant more concerning than anything contained in the reviews.

I mostly felt the need to vent because I saw Poopster talking trash about me under someone else's positive review. It did bother me, I admit. Dude booked me about a year or so ago once and can't let it go. Jesus.

[Iloveoral]

Fair comment and I do take it seriously, thank you.

The site has come along way to get rid of such characters as you mention since change of ownership, we are working hard at this and have no bones banning the wrong’uns.

Obviously if a member here meets you, there’s a possibility they will review, as it’s the nature of the site, I can’t do much about that, I hope you understand.

[daviemac]

I have nothing against reviews per se. I like the AW feedbacks; they are short, stay on topic and go both ways. It's not a case on UKP. I hope God strikes me down with a lightning if I ever go to a pizzeria and then write a whole essay about how shitty it was, even though I ate the whole thing and left with my belly full. I kept the whole fee as reviewer was provided with services advertised and wasn't mislead in any way, and so to speak, got his whole pizza and ate it.
I don't even mention UKP on my profile as I don't even want people to find out about it. Prevalent misogyny here makes my stomach turn, and I don't want to contribute in any form to the traffic here.
All I'm asking is to UKP to leave me alone. You had your fun, you slandered me enough already, assume I'm terrible and just don't come. Go get your pizza someplace else.

I have no doubt you prefer AW feedback as punters are afraid to post genuine negative feedback for fear of an exaggerated unjust neg in return, most punters regard it as worthless.

You are quite entitled to refuse to see UKP members but I do however object to your accusation of prevalent misogyny on here, we have made great strides to get away form that reputation and if you ask around your escort mates you might just find that they agree the site has changed dramatically over the last couple of years.

What you have posted is quite a contradiction, you say you like AW feedback because it's both ways but you are on here giving your side of the story, even though you are being quite abusive about it. To be honest posts like your's on here do far more damage to your reputation that a neg review ever could.

BTW you should not know if a client is a member here, he shouldn't be mentioning it let alone talking about it.

[Pinky Lily]

I have no doubt you prefer AW feedback as punters are afraid to post genuine negative feedback for fear of an exaggerated unjust neg in return, most punters regard it as worthless.

You are quite entitled to refuse to see UKP members but I do however object to your accusation of prevalent misogyny on here, we have made great strides to get away form that reputation and if you ask around your escort mates you might just find that they agree the site has changed dramatically over the last couple of years.

What you have posted is quite a contradiction, you say you like AW feedback because it's both ways but you are on here giving your side of the story, even though you are being quite abusive about it. To be honest posts like your's on here do far more damage to your reputation that a neg review ever could.

BTW you should not know if a client is a member here, he shouldn't be mentioning it let alone talking about it.

From my knowledge, escorts don't have an access to AW review before leaving their own. Hence, I don't know why it would be presumed as worthless; I voice my opinion, they voice theirs, we find out how we rated each other after the fact. I gave positive AW reviews to my negative reviews in the past and I honestly don't mind it.

As to escorts being happy about the existence and "changes" of UKP... I'll leave it without further comment.

[scutty brown]

I mostly felt the need to vent because I saw Poopster talking trash about me under someone else's positive review. It did bother me, I admit. Dude booked me about a year or so ago once and can't let it go. Jesus.

Lily, your meaning isn't clear there.
Are you saying that Poopster previously booked you a year or so ago? Or when you say "Dude" do you mean the guy behind the positive?

[Pinky Lily]

Lily, your meaning isn't clear there.
Are you saying that Poopster previously booked you a year or so ago? Or when you say "Dude" do you mean the guy behind the positive?

Yeah, he booked me quite a long, long time ago. Dude was referring to him.

[daviemac]

From my knowledge, escorts don't have an access to AW review before leaving their own. Hence, I don't know why it would be presumed as worthless; I voice my opinion, they voice theirs, we find out how we rated each other after the fact. I gave positive AW reviews to my negative reviews in the past and I honestly don't mind it.

As to escorts being happy about the existence and "changes" of UKP... I'll leave it without further comment.

If I book an escort on AW and she didn't give a decent level of service and I post a negative comment to that effect the chances are she will retaliate with some made up bull about me being abusive or a boundary pusher to put the blame back on me that is why punters are wary about posting negative comments.

I should add that any escort who provides a reasonable level of service that she has advertised or agreed to has nothing to fear from UKP, those that don't . . . . . .
 

[scutty brown]

Yeah, he booked me quite a long, long time ago. Dude was referring to him.

So he should have known what to expect? Unless he'd forgotten you from the previous booking?

I see he did post on your last negative review, which makes him booking you himself seem strange

[Matrix]

So he should have known what to expect? Unless he'd forgotten you from the previous booking?

I see he did post on your last negative review, which makes him booking you himself seem strange

Read the rest of his reviews, for some context. 

[Matrix]

you are mostly nothing but entitled nonces

 

[Matrix]

Questions to the op.

Did you mention UKP to her?

Do you mention UKP whilst on a punt?

If so, why?

[Poopster]

Questions to the op.

Did you mention UKP to her?

Do you mention UKP whilst on a punt?

If so, why?

No. 

[Poopster]

Well this took an amusing turn.

[Thepunteruk]

Well this took an amusing turn.

It absolutely did poopster, always amusing when the SP has a go at defending themselves. With a way below 50% positive ratio, it'd be a no for me. However, I ain't ever in the East for punting.
As always, an amusing and honest review from your good self sir.

[Pinky Lily]

No.

Doesn't "I should have trusted all the negative UKP reviews" count as mentioning being a member and forum itself? Because I remember you saying exactly this sentence  that's where I encouraged you to leave me a negative yourself

[Matrix]

Doesn't "I should have trusted all the negative UKP reviews" count as mentioning being a member and forum itself? Because I remember you saying exactly this sentence  that's where I encouraged you to leave me a negative yourself

Frankly, I'm amazed you're still here.

[Pinky Lily]

Frankly, I'm amazed you're still here.

I'm having a laugh with my escort mates 😂

[scutty brown]

Doesn't "I should have trusted all the negative UKP reviews" count as mentioning being a member and forum itself? Because I remember you saying exactly this sentence  that's where I encouraged you to leave me a negative yourself

Unfortunately when this review was first posted, the old reviews were not indexed to this new Adultwork account and so not immediately obvious to the OP.
It does beg the question as to why you changed identities and accounts. One possibility is that you were trying to evade your history on here, hoping no-one would link you to the old negatives.

Though there is still an odd discrepancy here. You claim the OP had seen you previously, yet from the comments in his first post in this thread it looks like he hadn't. One of you has faulty recollection of events.

[Poopster]

Doesn't "I should have trusted all the negative UKP reviews" count as mentioning being a member and forum itself? Because I remember you saying exactly this sentence  that's where I encouraged you to leave me a negative yourself

Lily, I'm not going to have an argument or debate with you, just give you a word of advice: talking about my review to another punter and having him post a review where he uses your words, together with your continued participation in this thread is doing your reputation more harm than my initial review ever did. 

There was a shit punt, either let it consume you or move on.

[Pinky Lily]

It does beg the question as to why you changed identities and accounts. One possibility is that you were trying to evade your history on here, hoping no-one would link you to the old negatives.

Though there is still an odd discrepancy here. You claim the OP had seen you previously, yet from the comments in his first post in this thread it looks like he hadn't. One of you has faulty recollection of events.

How do you not get that I want a bad reputation here, so bad as that no one from UKP will visit me anymore? Is that not clear from what I've said? Positive or negative experience, PISS OFF.  I don't want to know!
And I've lost my old account because I forgot the password 😂😂😂 and if you write AW about an account lost to time, they just remove it. That's it.
Faulty recollection of events? Not on my side, baby.

[Pinky Lily]

Lily, I'm not going to have an argument or debate with you, just give you a word of advice: talking about my review to another punter and having him post a review where he uses your words, together with your continued participation in this thread is doing your reputation more harm than my initial review ever did. 

There was a shit punt, either let it consume you or move on.

Please, damage my "reputation" so much I will never get an UKP dumb ass as a client again!

[daviemac]

Please, damage my "reputation" so much I will never get an UKP dumb ass as a client again!

The only person damaging your reputation is you, there have been loads of escorts who have come on here to post a rebuttal about a negative review, however they haven't become abusive so come out of it in a very good light.

BTW there's more than members read reviews, there's loads of guest who do as well, so the damage you are doing to your reputation is far wider spread than you might think.

[big-al93]

Interesting to note that she has not popped up on today's positive review telling us all what scum we are? Double standards?

[gettingsome]

Ok, after reading all that I've come to the rather obvious conclusion that she is in fact batshit crazy!!

[Pinky Lily]

Interesting to note that she has not popped up on today's positive review telling us all what scum we are? Double standards?

LEAVE. ME. ALONE. THANKS.

[Pinky Lily]

The only person damaging your reputation is you

Thanks 

[Silva21]

That's a shame, she's a decent-looking lass as well.
Piss poor attitude though and so...im out.

[big-al93]

LEAVE. ME. ALONE. THANKS.

I was talking about you, not to you. No need to shout, it's easy enough not to read the thread if being discussed upsets you this much.

[Boinky]

Another one for the blocklist.

[myothernameis]

Please, damage my "reputation" so much I will never get an UKP dumb ass as a client again!

How will she know that the next person who books her, is a member of ukp, she wont know 

[scutty brown]

How will she know that the next person who books her, is a member of ukp, she wont know 

She won't find many members in Blackburn.....

[mills_and_bhuna]

How will she know that the next person who books her, is a member of ukp, she wont know 

You mean I'm the only one who got the tattoo on my member ???

[scutty brown]

You mean I'm the only one who got the tattoo on my member ???

is that the tat which reads "XXXS"?

[Iloveoral]

She won’t be relying for a while.
Maybe returning a little more chilled much later on

[mills_and_bhuna]

is that the tat which reads "XXXS"?

It's in Cyrillic. It says Vladimir

[scutty brown]

It's in Cyrillic. It says Vladimir

so it reads очень очень очень маленький

[boltonagain]

is that the tat which reads "XXXS"?

No just XS, he can't fit the other 2 X's on 

[Poopster]

No just XS, he can't fit the other 2 X's on 

You've been working on it for six months, and THAT'S got you ROFLing?

[mills_and_bhuna]

No just XS, he can't fit the other 2 X's on 

You cut me deep.....real deep

[boltonagain]

You've been working on it for six months, and THAT'S got you ROFLing?

only saw it as a link from another thread yesterday, the random use of caps is useful, it shows you're a self important knob head without having to read it all

[boltonagain]

You cut me deep.....real deep

go for a punt, it'll make you feel better

[Poopster]

only saw it as a link from another thread yesterday, the random use of caps is useful, it shows you're a self important knob head without having to read it all

Wow, you've sure got me there.