[Hi mods, I'm not sure if this is the right section or topic to post this, so please move this if needed.]
So I was in Tenerife recently, for 5 nights. And I was googling escorts when I found this:
External Link/Members OnlyI ended up going to this place everyday, for 4 days. And saw 2 to 3 girls every time. Wallet is lighter, but totally worth it.
Background:
I was on a 5 day trip and was staying in a nicer than usual hotel(wanted to splurge, which I now regret). I hired a car, which I highly recommend for visiting the brothel. I was around 15 mins drive away from the location of this brothel and taxis were expensive due to some transport strike stuff.
Now, I have never been to a brothel before this, so didn't know what to expect. However, I have been to an FKK around a decade back, so understood the benefit of having girls around to pick from. I'll compare this to FKK later in the review.
I have read that there are a few massage parlours that operate in Tenerife, but I didn't venture there. So can't compare.
Comms:
On their website, you can find a bunch of ways to contact. I used whatsapp. I had a local sim which was for this purpose only. Comms were quick and in english. They were handled by a girl who kind of manages the brothel but didnt' seem like a typical madame. Was very much like a receptionist in a corporate hotel. To the point, smiling. BTW the girl changed on day 3. So it seems like they rotate their host staff too.
Prices:
Prices were shared as 110 EUR for 30 mins. I forgot how much was for any other duration, as I only booked girls for 30 mins each. But the prices are explained on text. All the girls have the same price. And it included basic services like OW, Sex and LFK. The host didn't mention any additional prices or services and frankly, I missed to ask about it. I was very focussed on getting as many girls possible.
They accept cash and cards too. However, they charge 10% extra for card. I didn't use the card payment so not sure what is comes as in your bank statement.
Location:It is a villa in the Adeje town. Very modern and posh. I was envious pf people living in the area. The streets were super quiet(I was on weekdays, so not sure about weekends). Parking was on street near the villa. Decent discretion as the entry is quite quick, however, I did notice a few neighbors around so not sure if they mind. And I bumped into another punter once.
The space and the drill:
This is how it works. You knock on the door or message the host and she comes to receive you. Then you are taken to a room. You can get a sense of the rooms from the videos on website.
I saw 3 different rooms and all were the same. A clean bathroom/ensuite. Lights that change color with a remote. Some form of speakers(alexa or google assistant). Beds are of fake leather, however on table you'd find well stocked clean sheets folded and wrapped in paper bags. The rooms are air conditioned. They also kept a bottle of wine and some cold water in the room but I didn't use them.
All rooms had large wall mirror next to beds. The rooms didn't feel very airy or fresh though as the only ventilation was through the air conditioner.
Once you settle in the room, the host will explain prices again. Then the girls will walk in one by one. All the girls are dressed in minimal clothing, usually underwear, so you get a good sense before you pick. They will say hello, share their names and then go out. In the end, the hostess will walk in and ask which girl(s) would you like. Remembering the names was the hardest part for me as all my blood was in my little head.
Also, the girls do this many times a day, so they are very quick. They don't linger or chat at all. Some of them did hug and kissed cheeks. But most were quite focussed on efficiency of the process rather than warmth.
One funny/weird thing is that they do the drill before every booking, even if you have booked consecutive sessions. it just feels weird to see the girl you just fucked, presenting herself as a potential WG again.
The Girls Overview:Each time I had around 7 to 9 girls to pick from.
Most girls are super attractive. During my visits, I found around 70% girls to be Latinas and rest a mix of europeans. All the girls were quite fit with one BBW(who was very pretty but not my type). I heard from a few of them that they are usually from Madrid/Barcelona and come here during summers for quick money. A few of them were students too, but I'm not sure if they said it just to seem younger.
The typical age was in 20s. I didn't find any Milfy girls even though I wanted that for some sessions. Latina girls were of all shades of skin. Almost all girls had fake boobs, but were well done. Girls were dressed really well and had good make up on.
During their "showcase" most girls were quite cold. It was hard to judge their personalities. But I remember one girl who was extremely dinsteresred in me. Her name was something like Kim/Kin.
Girls smelled nice. They all, without fail, took a proper shower after each session.
I saw
1 girl on Day 1
2 girls on Day 2, 3,and 4
1 of the girls was a repeat.
The Deed: OverviewAll my sessions were very vanilla. I didn't ask any girl for extras, and only one offered OWO without even asking. All of them were pro. And all of them were very warm once they started the session. They all spoke English enough to converse about positions and instructions. But only Valeria was chatty. None of them were time wasters or clock watchers. In 3 sessions, the hostess had to knock on the door to remind the girl to come out. Lol. I think being a weekday, they were a bit relaxed too. (Weekend apparently are fully packed)
Only 2 girls offered DFK and that too wasn't too deep. Since all my bookings were 30 mins, I dind't expect more that one cum.
The hostess was kind enough to let me have a 15 min break in between bookings. That made me have shower and some water and get ready for round 2.
Some Girls Reviews:Valeria: super hot body. and super friendly attitude. She was the one who offered OWO and DFK. She was bubbly, chatty and I repeated her. She was proper girl friend material. I wish.
Oanna: very pretty. beautiful face and eyes. fake boobs, but not done very well. But her blowjob was stunning. Lots of eye contact and filth. She spoke english very well and could talk dirty. She was the prettiest to me during the showcase but her attitude was not as great as Valeria.
Naila: She was average looking. but the way she greeted me was sexy. She basically hugged me and rubbed my cock. And winked. I HAD to see her. She was fun in bed too.
Some things to note:1. Their video shows a pool and tub etc. I didn't ask if they are part of some experience. I regret that now.
2. There was no dress/uniform option as far as I know. All the girls were in their work clothes.
3. The girls walk in and out during showcase very quickly. It is hard to remember their names.
4. All of them used lube. I usually dn't care, but it reminded me that behind all this was a operationally heavy sex shop. Not a bad thing, but makes post-nut clarity a bit harsh.
5. During one of my exits, I saw another dude walking out. It was awkward but he quickly went to his car while I waited in the villa for a minute or two.
Comparison to FKKs:
There is a similarity in the fact that you see what you are gonna get and in that it is a very transparent "we-know-why-you-are-here" vibe. However, unlike FKKs you don't actually interact with the girls much. Also, you don't see them for longer durations while you make up your mind. It goes very blurry due to the in and out operation. FKKs are usually more relaxed and user friendly IMO. Brothel was more discreet and private.
Summary:
I loved every bit of it. The freedom of choice. The 30 min pricing that makes sampling affordable. The quality control. The comms, hostess, everything was great. Only thing I regret is that the thrill of the experience made me forget asking for extras or the pool etc. But maybe next time. Yes, there is definietly going to be a next time.
In fact I'm wondering if there is value in saving money through the year to then bang it out in Tenerife.
