MATURE RED BABE - Colnbrook, Slough

[TJHooker]

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Paid: £120
Duration: Paid for an hour
Services: Rimming on me, OWO, CIM

TLDR version: Ugly shapeless bird, fishy muff, fantastic rimming and oral, shorted on time by 20 minutes.

Booking
Easy, pinged a message in the morning, booking made for the afternoon. 

Location
Parking is a bit hit and miss, seems to be a popular prozzie road as I recall seeing a couple of girls in the same row of houses before.

Rose
I knew not to expect a slim busty woman, however the pictures are well out of date.  She's bigger, unless you count round there is no identifiable shape to her.  I've seen more attractive shopping bags.  I was horny and I wanted to be rimmed and sucked off.

Service
Was in, money handed over, she insisted I shower.  Out the shower she got me to lay on my back and delivered a mind blowing blowjob, she spent time sucking, licking and playing with each ball.  Legs akimbo, she worked her way down and rimmed me.  Flipped over on all fours, cheeks spread and she stuck her tongue in like she was licking an ice cream.  It was a rimming I will never forget for two reasons...one of the best I have ever had...and by (in my opinion!) the ugliest bird I have been naked with.

Now on to the bad.  Through out she's huffing and puffing as though she's out of breadth.  I did manage to locate her muff at one point, I wish I hadn't...gone off fish for the rest of the week!  I did not have my watch so had no concept of time.  She checked her phone and let me know I had 20 minutes left, so back on my back and back to oral, time on my balls and the cum...it was a good day to cum! She spat it out.  A bit of a chat, had another shower, got dressed and off I went.  However it was in the car when I checked the time, all in I was in and out in 40 minutes.

[Steely Dan]

Thanks for the warning.  And the very well written and amusing review.  'I did manage to locate her muff at one point'....

[Mr lovepants]

I think she was the one I saw at Bracknell earlier this year, loads of make up about 60+ years and afterwards asking you to see her again soon.
Not good.

[crawley99]

Sounds like the rimming at least merited a neutral

[The_Don]

iirc this W/G used to work in and around the North London area and had a number or profiles in that time.

Rates were as low as £80 PH at one point and I considered punting her, but didn't


Seems to have upper her rates + extras

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[advent2016]

I reviewed her last year 2022
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=346816.0

as I seen her previous in 2009 when she was size 12 and still quite pretty and in 2022 size 22 and had difficulty getting up after kneeling down that was both sad and slightly amusing at the same time. Still a good BJ though. Even I can't imagine seeing her again.