Sarah advertises on Gumtree as “Massage to relax in NW3”, it’s easy to find on that site and was still active late July.
External Link/Members OnlyMy visit was weekday morning in June.
This was one of the oddest massage experiences I’ve had in my 30 years of FBSM, not unpleasant but distinctly weird. I’d been having a rough time and decided to treat myself to a 90 minute sensuous session, preferably not in a shop. I trawled Gumtree and found an ad from “Sarah”, texted and after an hour received back a short menu offering amongst others a 90 minute fully naked masseuse, with touching, body kissing, reverse massage (actually not my thing) and of course HE. Postcode was provided (I think Sarah handles her own comms). The location would be kept hidden until the client arrives at the postcode, but was somewhere in Swiss Cottage. I expected the location to be a private house or flat, that’s of course how this location thing usually works.
I booked the 90 minutes for the following day, cost £150, which seemed about right for what I thought would be the service. I said I’d confirm in the morning, which I did but then heard nothing back (in my experience the usual form is for the SP to reply). The appointment was for 11am, nothing heard by 10.15, so took a chance and headed off to the Swiss Cottage postcode (was feeling a bit desperate for some TLC)…. The postcode was the Odeon cinema, texted again and then just before 11 finally got a reply – telling me to go to the Chinese massage shop a few doors down…
Mixed feelings here, clearly all this stuff about going to the postcode was just a means of hiding that the massage was going to be in a Chinese shop. Anyway, I’d travelled a fair distance, it was clear that a massage of some sort was going to happen, so went to the shop, two women standing inside the entrance, one Chinese, the other who said she was Sarah, looked mixed Chinese / European, probably late 20s. By this time I was almost ceasing to care, but Sarah looked OK, pleasant face, reasonable body as far as I could tell under her tracksuit.
So, taken downstairs to the room, handed over the dosh, Sarah left me to undress and lie down. She came back, removed her tracksuit but not her underwear and started the massage – what I’d call a strong Swedish version, pleasant and just therapeutic, I’d say she had little training but a fair bit of experience. I tried a few questions, comments etc., got very little back, and it became clear Sarah had practically no English or wasn’t owning up to any. After about 50 minutes, she began some thigh and ball strokes, professionally delivered, then was asked to turn over, Sarah removed her bra and started to massage my chest and legs, I wasn’t especially turned on but then she moved to my groin and thankfully I hardened up. I was expecting her to at least removed her knickers, I gestured for her to do so, she ignored me, I pointed more graphically and she shook her head, they were not coming off…
I have to say she did have great natural boobs, full and soft, and I allowed to get very engaged with these, which was the nicest part of the whole experience. I ensured I lasted a good while and finally came, then Sarah carried on massaging my neck and shoulders for a few minutes, and I asked her where she was from, she replied Brazil, which made sense though she surely had some Asian heritage too. I was offered a shower which I declined (none in the room, and I think it would have meant a trip upstairs). Was wiped down, dressed and left the shop with a good ten minutes to go.
How to rate this? Def not a positive, and all this postcode stuff was clearly to hide the fact it was happening in a shop, and the actual massage was modest to say the least, but I decided to give a Neutral rather than a Negative because she did have great boobs…
