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External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThe agreement£80 for 30 mins. £10 extra for kissing.
The locationLn2 area in a known punting house.
The girl40s. Pretty, shortish hair, lovely tits, peachy bum, nice skin, smiley, painted fingernails of the English and Union flag, no English.
The meetThis was my plan B after my first choice fell through (the landlord excuse). All arranged via text message. I arrived on time and was able to use the toilet before the punt.
She's an attractive woman, fairly mature, looked like fun at first glance.
What ruined the meet for me was her erratic behaviour. She was constantly getting up, walking around, running off to get a towel, changing positions. Almost looked like she was on something, but I can't say for sure. Maybe just has that restless energy. Regardless, it left me ill at ease.
She insisted on wiping my dick off with a hot towel. Wasn't really in the mood for this but played along. Had to put a stop to it when it got too rough. She rubbed herself on me and rubbed her tits all over me. Then she leaned in for some deep French kissing. Alas, it didn't last long and I got the sense that that she thought that was the extra £10 earned and didn't feel the need to give me any more.
She jumped on and started grinding away like a mad woman. Getting a bit tired of them trying to rush me to an early finish. She kept asking me if I wanted to go first or her, which I took to mean her on top or me. Switched her over to doggy and tbh it was an amazing site and she did not rush me during this. There is a mirror by the bed which gives you a great view when you're pounding them doggystyle. Went back to missionary and made sure to get some more DFK so as to get my moneies worth. Was fast losing interest at this point so went back to doggy and finished in that.
No fingers were allowed. I did try.
Was out the door in 18 minutes, which includes the time it took her to run around the house looking for a towel.
ConclusionI did find her attractive and would see her again if she wasn't so erratic, but the price simply can't be justified when I've seen women ten years younger for £20 cheaper. Not an abysmal punt, but I walked away feeling short-changed.
