Link: External Link/Members Only Visited: August 2021.
This profile had a thicker girl with a real cute face then it got switched to this girl with a super slim bod, Irresistible.
My only concern was a B&S as the VS listing has a totally different number for the same girl.
After reading if33lsosl33py’s review (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319473.0), he confirmed it was the girl in the pic, so I decided to visit knowing it was going to be a shit punt. I was prepared for her bullshit, jacked-off a few hours before and test drive half tab super kamagra.
Comms: Absolutely terrible. Her green light is always on but you’ll will never get through until very late afternoon, probably her wake up time? She does come back with a postcode eventually.
Rang early evening and got through so setup a time
Location: About 10mins walk from West Croydon station. Semi Georgian on busy road with bus stop nearby to look like a local. Flat fit for purpose.
The girl: It’s the girl in the profile. Age 19-23. Size 6 with small tits (not stingers). 5ft-2 max. Facially pretty (she knows) but has craters 8/10 and Body 9/10. Poor English.
Price: £40 for 15 mins.
Text when walking down street and given the door. As I approach the front door it magically opens and outsteps (I think)
External Link/Members Only and cheerily tells me the flat and goes out. I would tap that!
Get to flat and greeted by SP in a Tee so I look closely to confirm it was her. [Flat shared by a few girls]. She opens the door to a bedroom and looks like someone just got up, with stuff everywhere so she takes me next door into the bigger room. I spot a larger girl sleeping on the sofa in the living room and looks like (maid)
External Link/Members Only having forty winks.
Into the room and the bed is full or clutter so she grabs it all and throws it into the suitcase. I laugh. Paperwork sorted and she disappears into living room to pay the maid.
Comes back and strips. Her bod looks fantastic but doesn’t smile. Tells me to get on the bed, with springs that look like Ōrora Satoshi slept there.
She grabs baby oil and I stop her straight away, point to the durex lube beside it as she smiles. WTF!
She speaks fuck-all English with only a few words.
Opens the dom and shoves it onto my limp dick and proceeds to suck.
{Quick time check} Short while lays back and says “up up want sex?”. I tell her wait my dick is not even hard and the foreskin is trapped over the head. She watches as I adjust the dom and I get her to start sucking. Not long after, again lays back “Up Up”. No No, I want cowgirl. She mounts and does very little riding with fake moaning, so I give her a new definition of “Up” and begin to trust up. She takes it no issues. She feels so nice
Position change to open mish. I usually kneel but decide to lay straight on top, face-to-face and start to fuck, thrusting deep. Moaning (fake?), keep pushing deep with her constantly trying to get me cum. I start playing with her small tits and feel her bod as I continue fucking, her skin is so soft. As I’m near the point, I kneel and lift her legs for deep pounding.
Shot my load around 9min. She checks the dom, quickly gets up and passes me the wet wipes, then onto phone.
Would I re-visit: When Hell freezes over. ...Beats a five knuckle shuffle for 40 squids, perhaps a Plan-Z.
It was fun and would kick myself not to have visited. She’s just my body type but her service skills are shit. Once she hits 30s and realises her youth and pretty face no longer sells, she will improve.
Girl does get switched on this profile, so pics for the record.
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