External Link/Members OnlyWas on the hunt for someone who provided a good FBSM as I wanted a change from Masha's. Wanted a British SP as I had only ever seen non British SPs for massages.
This punt happened at the start of Nov23.
I texted the number, asking if she was free and what her price was, to which I was sent a postcode (location near Travelodge Wembley) and a price of £180 for an hour with the following extras,
OWO = £25
WS = £20
Video no face = £30
Foot Fetish = £20 with video = £25
Dominatrix = £50
Dirty Knickers = £30
Outcall 1hr = £300
I haggled with her and managed to get OWO for £20 extra.
I send off one of my usual messages "Are you the girl in the profile or I will walk etc etc etc" and get a reply with a video of her on her bed in the same lingerie as the pictures in her gallery.
Now I bear in mind I am expecting an FBSM with OWO based on her profile details (yes re-reading her profile now its blatantly obvious the massage bit is just there for show and its pretty much a GFE/Dom provider).
I rock up to her building, park my car outside, wait for her to open the door to the block and take the stairs up on her direction (Which at first I thought was weird, why can't I take the lift, but turns out the doors of the stairs is right opposite her flat door), the door opens and there is Paula all 5ft 3inchs of her standing behind the door in the blue lingerie seen in your gallery. She has a nice ass which turned out to be super soft and round, amazing to look at in doggy, nice natural breasts that filled my hands and a cute face, slim body with all the curves in the right place.
Once we go into the room, she asks if I want water to which I turn down, and start taking my jacket off, which is when I ask her "If she can take her heels off" as I can see the massage was going to happen on the bed. That is when she opens her phone and passes me google translate saying I don't speak english
Eagle eye punters who have clicked her profile link before getting to this section will have noticed it says her nationality is British. So immediately I am like ok maybe someone else filled out her profile and just made a mistake. She asks me if that is ok, having taken a second to think I weighed up my pros and cons, I had just driven for 30mins, she is a good looking person, and says she does FBSM so her not speaking english isn't the biggest issue so I said Yes its ok and continued stripping down.
Things get shit from here on out!!
I lay on the bed facing down naked in what is already a bit of a cold room, and she sits next to me and pours what one can only imagine was oil straight out of the freezer. Its freezing cold baby oil!!! I pass a comment about it being cold to which she makes me repeat it on google translate and just says sorry. I won't bore you all with the details, what followed was 30mins of oil rubbing on my back, no CCs, no reach arounds not even my legs were massaged, she just sat there on my ass painting and oil canvas on my back. I thought to myself I got to rescue this situation, I already handed over £200 cash, and trying to get anything back will be useless with the language barrier.
So I flip around, Ask her to give me OWO which again was absolutely shit, dry, teeth scratching blowy. So I ask her to hand over the condom, stick it on and basically pound her in doggy, cowgirl and missionary until I cum.
Get cleaned up, go for a shower and on my return she asks me in broken english "you want to stay extra hour" and I simply go no no I am good thanks.
Get dressed and out the door.
Overall
It's a negative cause
1. Incorrect profile info as she is NOT BRITISH
2. Doesn't provide the service I specifically asked for that she confirmed she gave
3. Just a very bad SP in terms of skills
4. Couldn't enjoy anything cause throughout the hour I must have not used google translate for probably 2/3 sentences other than that it was constantly used. Every 2 mins she was using GT to ask me the most basic questions
ONLY POSITIVE:
She is good looking and has an amazing body.
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