External Link/Members OnlyDate: Mid-Feb '24
Service: 1 hr massage + extras
Provided by: Ann (the boss)
Massage fee: £45
Extras: £80
Summary: cynical ripoff
Arrived without prior booking. No other clients there. Ann on the desk (see photo on website). Two other staff in one one of the massage rooms.
Shown to room, having paid £45 for a 1 hour massage. Ann comes in and asks up front if I want extras and starts the inevitable haggling, which I can't be bothered with really.
I agree to a fully naked B2B massage. Pay the extras (£80, I seem to recall, it wasn't less). Ann leaves to stash the cash and returns.
Here's my mixture of subjective and objective comments:
Factual:
- Fact: I was tying my shoelaces 45 mins after Ann had left the room to stash the 'extras' cash.
- Fact: B2B massage was with her panties on (not what was agreed - especially as she made a point of charging more for 'fully-naked' over 'panties on').
- Fact: no shower offered (don't know if one is available).
Subjective:
- Back massage was okay. She managed to 'crack' my back a few times. Wouldn't write home about it, but okay.
- The B2B bit was very lacklustre, and very short.
- After that she sat on the side of the bed and seemed determined to get me to climax as quickly as possible, which brings us to the next point...
- I was (very) surprised to discover that she has zero clue as to how to deliver a decent hand-job. Just a load of fast tugging. In a word: crap.
I was very surprised to discover the degree to which I'd been short-changed over the length of the session. That and the poor value for money of the extras leads to a solid 'negative' from me.
Would I return? No
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