LEGIT: Mint Thai Massage - Bromley

[juzz]

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TLDR: Totally legit Thai, but a brilliant massage.

When: October 2023.

Price: £55 for an hour.

Location: House on the north side of Bromley. Has 'Mint Massage' signs in the window. Address is on the website.

Service summary: I booked for an hour hoping for a WSWS. It was totally legit, but a brilliant massage. A very friendly and skilled provider, but I didn't find her attractive so wasn't too bothered about the lack of extras.

Communications: Telephone and text. Very clear and welcoming which gave me some hope there would be a happy ending.

Details:
The pictures on the website are the provider. As usual, she is older than the pictures suggest and I didn't find her attractive. Her web-site says 'I do not offer any intimate services' but we all know this doesn't always mean too much.

As this is totally legit I'll be brief:  It's 'keep your pants on' followed by one of the best oil massages I have ever had. I worried about getting oil on my boxers, but she tucked a towel into them as she worked.

I had asked for just a relaxing massage, but it was still quite deep tissue. At the end I felt quite relaxed and not in the least bit horny. She used a fresh towel to clean the oil away and I left quite happy.

Conclusion:
If I wanted a purely legit massage I would return in a heartbeat - hence the positive. I didn't leave frustrated, just relaxed. However, I usually like a nice HE, so realistically I can't see a return visit soon.

[Private Member]

Thanks for the review. Always good to have options 

Did you have the Thai massage? I'm interested to know if she does walking on your back as part of the massage

[Darren101]

Thanks. Will have to make a visit.

I assume you asked for the Aromatherapy one at £55 as you mentioned wanting a relaxing one?

[juzz]

Thanks both

I just asked her for a 'relaxing massage' in the hope it would lead towards some relief. She didn't walk on my back - but certainly leant on it quite heavily at points. If you want her to walk, I suggest giving her a ring and ask - she is very friendly.

I didn't get aromatherapy either (not my thing). Though she did use some kind of mentholated oil at one point. I remember wondering if the smell would linger. It did for a short while.

[Wankingdead]

She gives a good Thai if you ask, and yes she is far from attractive but will play if you ask. As usual ymmv.

[Private Member]

Thanks for the further intel all.

Certainly one to consider

[juzz]

She gives a good Thai if you ask, and yes she is far from attractive but will play if you ask. As usual ymmv.

That's interesting - thanks.

Maybe my subtle hints were just not enough, or it needs a couple of visits, or that she has me down as unsuitable!  If she plays is it worth it?  I.e. are her skills as good as her massage?

[Wankingdead]

Nothing special,  thank god I have good imagination abilities ,I won’t be revisiting.

[juzz]

Nothing special,  thank god I have good imagination abilities ,I won’t be revisiting.

Thanks
I have no imagination at all, so it doesn't sound promising for me