Lagerta - Diva - Earls Court

[Icerpacks]

I said I'd do a TOFT and I committed. I owed you guys at least one for all the hard work you put in. Probably never again. Saw "Lagerta" soon after she joined, so, in the past 2 weeks.

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Really fancied the look of this one. Right up my street. Decent age, natural, petit. So, decided to go all in.

Price: £350 for one hour. I think the most I've forked out.

Location: Earls Court. The place is pleasant enough in the flat but it is not discrete.

Girl: The photoshop skills are legendary on this one. Face is about 5 lightyears off the pictures. Body, is average. Still a size 8 but just....not quite right. Cannot describe it, id say perhaps add 10 years? Best part would be breasts, handful and still fairly firm. Body though has aged. Face, aged. A few fillers. Back, spotty. I guess had I sunk a few pints I'd be much happier. But, Diva have not won on this one. I would say Oliva and others ive seen at £250 are 5 leagues above (to be reviewed!)

Service: Rocked up, buzzed in. Shit hole. But flat OK. Street is buzzing but I was in quick. Got up two flights, knocked on door. And then, I should have walked. But I thought, hey, there must be something I'm missing.

Nope. Service was average. OWO was probably a 8/10, definitely got the skills there. But the rest is very transactional and quite lack lustre.

One could argue she's got a good body after a few pints. But for £350 I should not need a pint. For £350 I'd at least 20% within photo accuracy.

After a relatively crap few potions in decided that was it. Couldn't be arsed. 45 mins, decided to get dressed and leave.

Bonus though is that I hit the bookies on the way back and won the majority of the money back.

Won't be doing Diva again for quite some time.

[charlesdickens999]

Thanks for the review. She looks so hot in the pics (similar to Natella’s) but with the same issue of 10 years older. I’ve scratched her from my list

[Icerpacks]

Thanks for the review. She looks so hot in the pics (similar to Natella’s) but with the same issue of 10 years older. I’ve scratched her from my list

Listen, that's my opinion. She's in her 30s for sure. Not the 26. But I suspect it is the fillers to lips and all that do it. Such a shame.

[justanotherinch]

Thank ***k, you saved me here

[Ron89]

Unlucky mate, easy to say with hindsight but why didn’t you walk given the price and aesthetics? I’ve never paid 350 for a punt and certainly wouldn’t with an average girl.

I do agree with you about Diva - punted a teen in Kensington called Fionn when she was on the scene and she was gorgeous but other than that I’ve always walked. Absolute money drain and barely ever look remotely like the pics. A lot of the time you can find the girl on AW for a fraction of the price.

Fucked a girl on there called Weber via AW where she charged 80, got owo and cim, she’s like 300 on diva. Madness.

[Icerpacks]

Unlucky mate, easy to say with hindsight but why didn’t you walk given the price and aesthetics? I’ve never paid 350 for a punt and certainly wouldn’t with an average girl.

I do agree with you about Diva - punted a teen in Kensington called Fionn when she was on the scene and she was gorgeous but other than that I’ve always walked. Absolute money drain and barely ever look remotely like the pics. A lot of the time you can find the girl on AW for a fraction of the price.

Fucked a girl on there called Weber via AW where she charged 80, got owo and cim, she’s like 300 on diva. Madness.

Yeah I should have. Smacked myself for not doing so.