Bunny Miss69 Marylebone

[massagepuntingfan]

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Cost: £150/hour

Location: Basement flat near Marylebone

Comms: Decent. First time using agency.

Girl: Same girl but pictures are flattering. Stretch marks, likely post baby belly. Possible boob implants but no scarring so wasn't sure. She looks hot in photos but in reality I was disappointed. Huge tattoo on her back.

Service: Seemed very green. Speaks zero English. Oily Hand job. No oral, no sex, no kissing.

My first time using the agency. I liked the look of her photos but was disappointed. On entering she looked relatively shy/miserable. No smile, a kind of awkward stare and soon became clear she doesn't speak a word of English.
Had shower on my own, no idea if she offers shared shower or not. Was given clean towel at least.
Basement Flat, bedroom was standard hookers fair with ensuite shower.

Asked for oily 'sexy' massage. She didn't understand and after 10-15 mins of her massaging everything but my fun areas I turned over and asked her to oil up my bits and pieces. She asked me to type in goggle translate. Led to a 10 min body to body oil session with bit of safe grinding. Finished with Handjob. Zero kissing, didn't even try to have sex as by that point I just wanted to leave.

Summary: expensive oily hand job with a new Thai escort who speaks not a word of English and seemed very inexperienced. Wouldn't recommend.

[Jonestown]

Commiserations, a poor show given she lists everything including anal, I'd be onto the agency to get an explanation and some money back or credit.

[massagepuntingfan]

Commiserations, a poor show given she lists everything including anal, I'd be onto the agency to get an explanation and some money back or credit.

To be fair it was more my lack of even trying for anything more. I should have walked. I knew on entry it was going to be a struggle. My mind set was she's awkward/doesn't speak English, looks pretty miserable lets start and finish with a massage.

[flamingice]

Oh dear.  I was hopeful of some of the new joiners.  Thanks for the feedback - one I will be avoiding.

[Veinspulser]

Sorry for the crap experience. You look so generous, unfortunately some WG, pretend no speaking English and make easy money mean providing the minimum possible. Seems like another experience old dodgy whore.
Reckon this agency is going downhill.

[Yummyaznman]

Was actually going to write a  review just saw her this morning, then saw this now.  Just want to say overall agree that it is fact she speaks no english, and is not very experienced.   

What i will say is that the Miss69 was nice enough to warn me that she was shy and didn't speak any english.  So i was able to go in with a more patient approach as her pics just looked too good to resist.  In short, it took me 30mins to warm her up before she basically raped me and she was very very good at it.  I still have the  pleasant memory of her giving me a deep passionate BBBJ while i was standing over her while she was on all 4's  and seeing the sexy big tattoo on her back  while i fingered her wet pussy.   So i'd say  for right now, if you want a submissive, almost japanese shy girl porn experience or you're willing to give and invest first - you will have a great time. Otherwise stay away until perhaps if she gets better.  Also those boobs are amazing and despite having much experience with fake boobs - i just can't tell if they are real or not! 

FWIW I gave the feedback to Miss69 and was told they were going to work on her and help her with english.  My condolences to the OP, i've had my share of sessions that didn't go the way i wanted.

[magnetico]

massagepuntingfan - thanks for the warning

Yummyaznman - maybe write your own review?

[magnetico]

please tag the review with AW ID 7426522

[flamingice]

FWIW I gave the feedback to Miss69 and was told they were going to work on her and help her with english.  My condolences to the OP, i've had my share of sessions that didn't go the way i wanted.

LOL - they are going to work on her?  Whatever that means.

I got back from Pattaya a few weeks ago.  3rd trip in a year.  I still haven’t gotten round to writing a field report for my last trip, but I can say all these excuses of being inexperienced are complete and utter BS.  I was f***ing plenty 18yo Thai girls and they all knew exactly what to do - even if they spoke zero English.  There’s no such thing as a shy Thai.

[Veinspulser]

Yep, spot on...

[massagepuntingfan]

LOL - they are going to work on her?  Whatever that means.

I got back from Pattaya a few weeks ago.  3rd trip in a year.  I still haven’t gotten round to writing a field report for my last trip, but I can say all these excuses of being inexperienced are complete and utter BS.  I was f***ing plenty 18yo Thai girls and they all knew exactly what to do - even if they spoke zero English.  There’s no such thing as a shy Thai.

I tend to agree. I've mentioned stellar Thai service in London of yesteryear and I've been disappointed by my recent forays into that market over the last couple of years. Anna was the last stand out for me. I expect a certain level of service and engagement, if it's not there then likely the punt is memorable for the wrong reasons. What I don't expect is the lady(as nice as she might be) to be awkward, passive, relatively clueless.