Ibiza

[sesalovdarlo]

Can anyone recommend any parlours (if they exist?) threads a bit to old on here. Google not returning much. Wonder if people have any experience? Plenty of indies about and usually have no issues pulling on lads holidays, but last year in Benidorm i really could not be assed with the chase. After 12 hours on the drink and drugs, i usually just want to pump and dump.

[alabama1]

Can anyone recommend any parlours (if they exist?) threads a bit to old on here. Google not returning much. Wonder if people have any experience? Plenty of indies about and usually have no issues pulling on lads holidays, but last year in Benidorm i really could not be assed with the chase. After 12 hours on the drink and drugs, i usually just want to pump and dump.

Yeah right. Why get it for free when you can pay for it 

[sesalovdarlo]

Yeah right. Why get it for free when you can pay for it 

much easier paying for it. No endless chasing with performance anxiety when your cock decides not to work to its full potential. I am quite literally addicted to paying for it. To the extent i even make it roll play with the mrs 

[vindici]

much easier paying for it.

This, why waste valuable holiday time?

[jampratt]

There used to be 2 parlours (that i knew of) in San An...1 in West End which Im pretty sure is gone now and 1 on the road behind Ocean Beach which may still be there. Ive had good experiences in both. You get some stunning street girls outside Pacha in Ibiza town but they are pricey and most just looking for easy cash from pissed up drugged up idiots (like me). Ive had the odd good experience aswell thou. You also get WGs in Murphys in Playa Den Bossa...some stunners although hav never had one from there myself.
Im there in Aug so wouldnt mind some more up to date info too..

[sesalovdarlo]

There used to be 2 parlours (that i knew of) in San An...1 in West End which Im pretty sure is gone now and 1 on the road behind Ocean Beach which may still be there. Ive had good experiences in both. You get some stunning street girls outside Pacha in Ibiza town but they are pricey and most just looking for easy cash from pissed up drugged up idiots (like me). Ive had the odd good experience aswell thou. You also get WGs in Murphys in Playa Den Bossa...some stunners although hav never had one from there myself.
Im there in Aug so wouldnt mind some more up to date info too..

Thanks for the info. My friend said if you go home empty handed the agency girls almost always prepared to do 5am outcalls. I tend to break away from the group at 2am as being with steroid filled sex addicts all day gets to much. I will report back on my findings.

[lewisjones23]

I worked a summer in Ibiza when I was 18.

One of my jobs there was handing out flyers for one of the brass houses and escort agencies. I had my initials on the back of the fliers and got €2 for every punter that handed a one in

A great summer that

[fannydango]

Can an old fart pull civvies in Ibiza ?   Girls look beautiful there.   

[lewisjones23]

Can an old fart pull civvies in Ibiza ?   Girls look beautiful there.

Location doesn't matter in the slightest.

If you approach an appropriate female, have good chat and aren't in the surface a wierdo, you have a chance.

If though, you're 60+, in terrible shape and aren't some sort of millionaire etc, then there is no point trying it on with 21 year old model types, no matter where you are in the world

[jampratt]

The quality of girls in ibiza is second to none these days...if youve got a bit of banter and maybe some erm 'supplies' plus of course lots of dosh then you hav a chance...not easy thou!

[willie loman]

could easily get it for nothing, but cant be bothered with the hassle, how often have i read that or similiar on a punting forum. only mick jagger or members of the royal family can get it easily for nothing.

[sesalovdarlo]

could easily get it for nothing, but cant be bothered with the hassle, how often have i read that or similiar on a punting forum. only mick jagger or members of the royal family can get it easily for nothing.

Bold words mate.  Try paying maintenance to the ex and having kids to current partner. That will make you think twice about going for a civie even outside your postcode.

Have you had civy sex recently with this generation?. Like the inevitable expectation to  for round 4,5 and 6 , which is very difficult if you have been indulging in certain substances or even getting hard in the first place if you have been at it hard. You cant just ask them to fuck off when you can’t be assed (well you could but it could go very wrong). The sweaty pussy from being on the piss all day / night is inevitable. Kissing  when they have dog breath from dehydration / booze / other is far from pleasant. But by far the worst is trying to avoid giving any social media away or real name at the end of the ordeal, they seem to want to connect with you even after a short few hour fling, this i don’t get “I cant find you on IG, i thought you were single!!!”. Im not loaded, but certainly not ugly and in great shape (enhanced admittedly TRT from years of steroid abuse when younger).

Trying to pull no matter how good looking you are is not easy with a 6/1 ratio. who tries to pull models when on holiday? The best looking girls of this generation are difficult to talk to in general (trying to please everyone on sm and be centre of attention). Put effort in and you have some chance. When you have done it more than once you have no shame in trying again and again even with the chance of being rejected being higher (i have no shame as most times you just have a great laugh and conversation)

As above mentioned even if you are in your 40’s 50’s have craic, some money and “supplies” then that is enough in lieu of having any aesthetic merit.  If you’re an old fat cunt then forget it, no money or gear will help you.

For the reasons above, it is miles easier paying to eat a nice clean pussy with zero come back