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External Link/Members Only30 mins, £70 (inc OWO - sort of)
I chose this one based on the other UKP reviews, and due to her visiting our area.
Comms: Pretty rubbish. Texted her very early on enquiring about availablity at 10:00am, no reply. Texted her again later, asking about 11:00am, no reply. Texted her later and asked about when she was available, reply an hour later 'OK' (??). Texted her again asking about a 2:30pm meeting, she replied with 'OK' so I asked for and received a postcode. Arrived 10 mins early and texted her, after 5 minutes I got a reply 'give me 10 mins'. 15 minutes later (so 10 mins after our meeting time), I texted her again, and eventually got the house number.
Place: Terraced house on a sidestreet, close to the town centre. I heard a Thai guy's voice in the house.
Girl: This is a bit odd, I didn't get a really good look at her! She hid behind the door, and the house was very dimly lit and the curtains closed (the stairs were dark). I was immediately taken by the hand and lead to the bedroom, everywhere was very dimly lit. She was about 5' 6", and not the girl in the photos. Lovely soft skin, nice (natural?) boobs. Reasonably pretty from what I could see, long black hair, age was in her 30's I'd estimate.
Meeting: So the meeting was 15 minutes late, and I didn't get a very good look at her. What I could see looked OK, not the girl in the A/W pics (but reasonably pretty). She was rushing around. I gave her my money, she put it to one side, and we both stripped. She pushed her naked body backwards into my naked body and put my hands on her tits. No massage suggested, or requested. Then we got on the bed and she gave my cock a good clean with wet wipes, as she did this she opened up a condom. She gave me about 30 seconds of OWO then put the condom on, a further 30 seconds of OW, then climbed on top of me for cowgirl. Cowgirl lasted about 3 minutes, then she rolled to one side and instigated missionary. It all felt very choreographed. She raised her knees, and the mish was quite enjoyable and was prolonged, she kept making OTT groans. This went on for ages until I asked to finish OWO. Another 30 seconds of OWO, then she finished me with a lubed handjob (saying 'not inside my mouth'). I was in the house less than 25 mins.
Reasons for the neutral:
Messed me around with comms.
Not the girl in the photos, and I felt like she was avoiding me seeing her properly.
No kissing.
OWO far to quick.
No CIM despite listing CIM/swallow (although both at discretion).
Way too much lube used, throughout. Far too slippery, in fact I think there was lube on my cock before the condom went on. It didn't come off, but did move around a bit.
It was all very choreographed, and I just didn't enjoy the punt that much.
I'm very picky, and I know what I like.
This would have been a negative, except that I couldn't think of a good enough reason to rank it negative - but that's how I felt.
Positives: Nice tits.
Friendly, although English very poor.
Legs in a good position during missionary, wrapped around my back for a lot of it.
£70 for 30 mins.
I think multiple girls are possibly using the same profile, descriptions on some of the other reports didn't seem to match the girl I saw.
Topic: Sexy Thai Rosie28 - Carlisle (Read 1310 times)