Hi to all members, I’ve been lurking on UKP reading all your reviews for a long time and decided it’s only right I become a member and share my antics too! I literally completed my membership a couple minutes ago and thought what better way to start than share my experience from today.. forgive me if I cock up my first review, I’m sure I’ll get better the more times I get my willy wet!
Here goes…..
THE GIRL:
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LOCATION: Aston, Birmingham (busy residential street, a lot going on, people out and about, a shithole to say the least)
FEES: £60 - 15mins
COMMS: Rubbish! I initially sent a message on WhatsApp the day before asking for her availability for the next day, didn’t get a response. So today I sent another message asking for availability at time I was available. Received short “yes that’s fine” that’s it. There was a lack of “normal” comms so I called instead, she said she’s available at the time I wanted, then shortly after I received a message saying “can do car meet”, so I called again and asked if she could do an incall, she agreed.. I made my way over (wish I hadn’t).. she had to wait for someone to leave the house I think, because when I said I had arrived, she messaged saying her friends left so I could come in now. (Reading this back, seems like comms weren’t so bad, they were BAD, trust me).
MEETING: I should have backed off. I had a bad gut feeling, but like most of us have done at some point, I was thinking with my cock! Knocked on the door, she opened, and before I got a good look at her, I quickly hopped in because there was people around and someone sitting outside their house opposite. Closed the door behind me and I was in absolute shock at what I saw!! She looked nothing like her pics, like she had been dragged through a bush (I’m convinced she has a drug habit) but at the same time I’m pretty sure it is her in the pics, before she fell in love with illegal substances! It all happened quick! I should have turned and walked, but I stayed thinking maybe the service will be good and I was horny as hell! Walked through into living room (I was getting crack den vibes in there) handed over the cash, she said we can do it in the living room, I reluctantly agreed! She went upstairs to stash the cash and get a condom! I had agreed OWO, she goes to put a condom on for OW, I highlighted we had agreed OWO, she refused, so I said that’s fine, I’ll have my money back and leave! This is when she highlighted that there was someone else in the property and that she had given the money to the guy upstairs. Maybe there was a guy upstairs, maybe there wasn’t, but I didn’t want to find out over £60. So reluctantly, we proceeded, OW it was, I was so fucked off at this point, I couldn’t get it up! Eventually got my rock on and blew my load in the bag! Wipes offered, quick clean and got out of there quick! She was fully clothed the whole time, did offer a shag whilst noshing me off, but I just wanted out, so settled for a blowjob and she was all rush rush! I know it was only a 15 min booking, but I can do a lot in 15 mins
I would steer well clear of this one lads! It was bad! My worst ever punt!
Hope I’ve captured it all above! Apologies in advance if I’ve missed anything! More importantly, I hope I’ve saved one of you from going through what I did!! This is one I wouldn’t return to for free!
Till next time..
