Melyna - Vivastreet; Colindale NW9 - I'm the stupid one

[chodu1]

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07944 746779 - Comms sufficient, and did the whole where you from baby routine.

What did I expect for £40/15min at short notice, in a run-down, ex local authority flat in Colindale?

But all the pics on image search were of other escort sites. She had a whatsapp profile pic too, ok it was a different body but hey she was blonde.

Opening the door was an anorexic light brunette in her 30s with no tits and her ribs showing like a fucking prisoner of war. I asked where's the girl in the pics and she replied it was her. I shook my head and motioned to open the bedroom door, in case I directly tell her to fuck off. She told me to wait and brought out two other "girls" but more like girls' mums. Both were ugly and in their 40/50s and fat in all the wrong and some weird places. I said no thank you and they didn't give a fuck and probably were swearing at me in their shitty language. Deceitful whores just wasted everyone's time included their own - Could have been on their back.

Time wasted. 1hr there/back.
Money spent. zero
Sperm lost. zero.

Net win

The ole spunker is starting to lose life, so tbh I was happy to save both cash and sperm for another day.

[Sunny]

Who were the other 2 mature ladies? On vivastreet as well?

Tall, mature, size 14+ ladies?

[patelprat]

Wow that's a very long stream of Negatives you have posted since Feb.

Hope things improve...

[Colston36]

The most hilarious series of reviews ever. A pleasure to read. You book with one cheap slag after another, pay as little as possible - moan when they turn out to be lousy - and learn nothing. Pay fuck all, get fuck all.

[chodu1]

Who were the other 2 mature ladies? On vivastreet as well?

Tall, mature, size 14+ ladies?

Hello Sunny - Maybe try Karina who was offered to me when I declined Melyna

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=386277.0

Mature, 14+ but short though. Also these knocking shops rotate their err "girls" a lot, so despite your booking, you'll be presented with whomsoever is not currently on their back/ touching toes at that point in time.

   

[chodu1]

The most hilarious series of reviews ever. A pleasure to read. You book with one cheap slag after another, pay as little as possible - moan when they turn out to be lousy - and learn nothing. Pay fuck all, get fuck all.

I use them like a memoire/diary and sometimes read them back to relive memories. To be fair, the funniest memories are the mishaps and negatives and being a bit annoyed gets the creative writing juices flowing!!!  :

[Dax]

I bet they were Roms, their latest tactic is claiming to be other Ethnicities.

[chodu1]

The Hungarians are also using this tactic too now. Melyna claimed she was German and the other said she was Spanish.

The property is owned by a Hungarian and has had Hungarian girls there.

[Dax]

The Hungarians are also using this tactic too now. Melyna claimed she was German and the other said she was Spanish.

The property is owned by a Hungarian and has had Hungarian girls there.

Hungarian generally are better then Roms did not have bad experience with them when they were plent full in London.  it's known that many Roms also claim to be Hungarian.

Roms claim to be Latin, Italian, Spanish, Turkish from what I have noticed.

[Dax]

Also note there are Roma Gypsies in Hungary too.